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  1. 03-31-2014, 05:12 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    I dated a chick once that could queef on command.
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    South Park - Road Warrior Queef: http://youtu.be/O00hjvusnn8
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    I leave the room and have never heard her in 12 years
    I had a girl in my past come in while I'm shitting sit on the tub and proceed to start filing her nails and talking about her day.
    Ha ha I was like get the **** out
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    Quote Originally Posted by scotty51312 View Post
    When i was in the military I had a part time job waiting tables. I used to be the one everyone would come to when they had rude guests. Other servers would give me $5 to crop dust their tables. I eventually got fired for it when a couple on an anniversary date complained to manager that i was repeatedly intentionally walking by and sharting myself

    HAHAH, I got fired for farting on a dish when I was a short order Chef. The ****ing dis washer rated me out to get my job
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    Ive had builders call my boss and say the guys on the job were complaining about how bad I smelt. That was before I realized I was a bit lactose intolerant.....oatmeal with milk and I was sour a half hour later. My bad lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BG
    Ive had builders call my boss and say the guys on the job were complaining about how bad I smelt. That was before I realized I was a bit lactose intolerant.....oatmeal with milk and I was sour a half hour later. My bad lol.
    Lmao.. That's hilarious. You got complaints haha.
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    My wife always thinks I am gross when I fart, will even wake me up. When I went to see my GI doc for my scope and she asked what was wrong with me. He laughed and said that men have more gas than women and it is a normal body function. My wife wants me to get a new GI doc now cause she thinks something is wrong with me and he is not telling her.
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