Do you rip

[Rwy]

ass in front of your significant other or excuse yourself and leave the room?

[slfmade]

ass in front of your significant other or excuse yourself and leave the room?

We call our shots. As soon as one of us farts the other one shouts...Aay-Ohhhhh. If it's silent - we call it ourselves. LOL

[Black]

Used to try and hid them (go outside or go take a leak), but once one of them slipped (which is bound to happen), its on. My wife won't fart in front of me, which is great. I used to always bug this girl I dated years ago for a long time to fart in front of me because farts are funny, so why not? Well, she eventually did and then started all the time. It became super not-sexy. Well, it was that and she got REALLY fat.

[Lunk1]

My wife and I were Dutch Oven'ing each other the night of our wedding.

[lovbyts]

My wife and I were Dutch Oven'ing each other the night of our wedding.

I can think of MUCH better things to do on a wedding night. That might be acceptable if it's because of forced air being hammered inside and has no where else to go. lol

I dont. I have let one or two slip but I have never purposley done this in front of a significant other. It's sort of like the whole bathroom thing, I like to shut the door and have them do the same be it #1 or #2.

My wife does say/tease me that sometimes I do it in my sleep and she will LOL and bug me about it. Damn protein.

[slfmade]

Shitting with the door open is where I draw the line.

[Hazard]

I don't let em fly out of respect..... Sometimes they come out when I sleep tho lol.

Too bad she doesn't have the same respect......

[Bert]

ass in front of your significant other or excuse yourself and leave the room?

I rip them, then she leaves the room.

[slfmade]

I rip them, then she leaves the room.

Sounds like a lack of commitment to me. Tell her you demand that she bask in your ass breath.

[Honkey_Kong]

Lately, I haven't been caring where I rip ass. I don't have a wife or girlfriend right now, but I've been ripping them even at work during meetings.

[ngtmarpete]

I Dutch oven my wife when the mood is right... Which is all the time!!!!!

[slfmade]

I Dutch oven my wife when the mood is right... Which is all the time!!!!!

Congrats on a successful marriage!

[scotty51312]

I dumped a girl once who blew up the shitter, right next to me while i was brushing my teeth. So i have a double standard. Me ripping ass in front of a girl is perfectly acceptable, her doing the same thing is disgusting and can't be tolerated lol

[lovbyts]

I dumped a girl once who blew up the shitter, right next to me while i was brushing my teeth. So i have a double standard. Me ripping ass in front of a girl is perfectly acceptable, her doing the same thing is disgusting and can't be tolerated lol

That was insensitive of you.

[scotty51312]

That was insensitive of you.

LOL! That chick would be cleaning my shower with her toothbrush

[Honkey_Kong]

I dumped a girl once who blew up the shitter, right next to me while i was brushing my teeth. So i have a double standard. Me ripping ass in front of a girl is perfectly acceptable, her doing the same thing is disgusting and can't be tolerated lol

We're not supposed to ever know that a woman goes to the bathroom. And it's definitely not lady-like for her to rip one either. But I don't think you should dump her for that. She should get up early and clean the house for her infraction there.

[lovbyts]

We're not supposed to ever know that a woman goes to the bathroom. And it's definitely not lady-like for her to rip one either. But I don't think you should dump her for that. She should get up early and clean the house for her infraction there.

Exactly why I like the old school of thinking where a man waits out in the delivery room until the baby is born, cleaned up and looks like a little person then he goes out with his buddies and has a few beers and cigar. Not this watching the whole messy process and being part of the special moment.

And women wonder why some men are less interested after their child is born and he views her as mommy instead of his wife/sexy mate. Luckily most of us are good at blocking things like that out and forgetting about it over time. lol

[ngtmarpete]

Congrats on a successful marriage!

She tries to do the same thing back... Albeit very unsuccessfully lol! Being 280 sure does have its advantages

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U mean girls really do fart???

Not in my world they dont..

[diesel101]

My wife and I rip in front of each other all the time. I normally blame it on the dog when I let one go.

[Mockingbird]

I normally blame it on the dog when I let one go.

Ha-ha, poor creature, can't even says anything back to you. )))

[diesel101]

That's the best part of having a dog no matter what I blame it for or call it the dog still loves me.

[Igifuno]

I can get pretty foul, particularly when I'm gaining.

[Rwy]

U mean girls really do fart???

Not in my world they dont..

Never heard my girl fart either but would not care either

[Rwy]

She goes to bed before me every night because I am very restless and if she doesnt fall asleep first I will keep her up all night. So the other night I set up my camera phone and recorded myself giving her a dutch oven and then I texted her the video. She is a great sport.

[austinite]

we call our shots. As soon as one of us farts the other one shouts...aay-ohhhhh. If it's silent - we call it ourselves. Lol

lmfao. I've never dated, nor would I date, a broad that passes wind. I prefer them unnatural. Those were never meant to come out of broads and are certainly relationship breakers for me.

Single for life......

[diesel101]

She goes to bed before me every night because I am very restless and if she doesnt fall asleep first I will keep her up all night. So the other night I set up my camera phone and recorded myself giving her a dutch oven and then I texted her the video. She is a great sport.

That is a good woman you are with if she has a sense of humor like that!

[Honkey_Kong]

She goes to bed before me every night because I am very restless and if she doesnt fall asleep first I will keep her up all night. So the other night I set up my camera phone and recorded myself giving her a dutch oven and then I texted her the video. She is a great sport.

Have you ever farted in your wife's mouth while she was sleeping?

[diesel101]

Have you ever farted in your wife's mouth while she was sleeping?

Now that is just wrong! But I have tea bagged my wife while she was sleeping and she did NOT see the humor in it that I did.

[mikey hulk]

My wife refuses to fart in front of me
only time it's happened was when she was pregnant

[BG]

Now my wife just lets them go, she said she delt with it for 12 years now she doesn't care. She even craps with ghe door open. I drew the line the other night when she ripped one at the dinner table lol. My thing is farting in public, she runs down the isle and I follow ass fast as I can. She did get passed when a lady complained. ..........I took it as a compliment.

[Hazard]

Mine lets em go and claims she doesn't feel em comin. All I ask is that she gets up and goes to the bathroom. Or at least leave the room...... It's not that hard. There's no need to fart in bed.

[lovbyts]

Mine lets em go and claims she doesn't feel em comin. All I ask is that she gets up and goes to the bathroom. Or at least leave the room...... It's not that hard. There's no need to fart in bed.

Maybe its true from all that late night anal?

[Igifuno]

I dated a chick once that could queef on command.

[Hazard]

Maybe its true from all that late night anal?

Possibly lol

[Hazard]

I dated a chick once that could queef on command.

I knew a girl that could do that too

[Bigshotvictoria]

Early in my relationship I was showering with the door unlocked. My GF ran in, let it super bad ripper go, yelled "Auschwitz" and jammed the door shut.

I married her.

[Rwy]

That is a good woman you are with if she has a sense of humor like that!

She is awesome and I am a handful to deal with. She drew the line at the butt trumpet and maybe I took it too far lol

[Rwy]

Have you ever farted in your wife's mouth while she was sleeping?

Ahh no I would probably wake up without a penis

[scotty51312]

When i was in the military I had a part time job waiting tables. I used to be the one everyone would come to when they had rude guests. Other servers would give me $5 to crop dust their tables. I eventually got fired for it when a couple on an anniversary date complained to manager that i was repeatedly intentionally walking by and sharting myself