What have you said to your girl that got you hit?

[David LoPan]

Wife was yacking away while I had my head phones on and wham I got hit in the arm. Then listening to her I said "Oh my god Becky, he butt is so big" another hit.

If you ever want to get hit, you can always rub her belly unexpectedly. IDK if she has rock hard abs or a little belly. You will get a slap.

Just interested to see what have you said lately that got you hit?

[austinite]

"Why are you still here?" as I get out of the shower.

[Docd187123]

Can I put it in the butt?

I can't believe you ate that much!

In your eyes or up your nose....


I get smacked a lot

[diesel101]

" Yes you look fat in those clothes"
But I guess I should have waited for her to ask the question first.

[diesel101]

My wife said the other day that she wanted to try something new and I responded "anal"?
I then found out after a punch in the arm that she was talking about the new carpet we are getting.

P.S. Still no anal in our house

[noon]

I have told her she looks awful in a dress
It was bad ugly old spinster type dress dull browns and greys.
She was pissed

[lovbyts]

Oh wow, I could easily get another 50,000 post count if I posted them one at a time. lol

[Hazard]

After she gets done cleaning ill be like "wtf do you even do around here? You could have had dinner ready by now....."

She responds with "u wanna get slapped?"

Fun times lol

[David LoPan]

I guess just by saying well with a pause can get you a slap. Told wife she look nice as she was about to leave today. She then said that she has gained weight and asked if I could tell.

[RaginCajun]

I guess just by saying well with a pause can get you a slap. Told wife she look nice as she was about to leave today. She then said that she has gained wait and asked if I could tell.

she set you right up for that one!

[mikey hulk]

Your friend is sexy usually does the trick at my house

[lovbyts]

I haven't been slapped for it yet but I gdt some dirty looks every time I ask the wife if her little sister is 18 yet???

[RaginCajun]

I haven't been slapped for it yet but I gdt some dirty looks every time I ask the wife if her little sister is 18 yet???

hahaha, you would say that!!!

[David LoPan]

I haven't been slapped for it yet but I gdt some dirty looks every time I ask the wife if her little sister is 18 yet???

Laughing at this. When she does turn 18 and she catches you looking to long your gonna get a slap/hit for sure.

[clarky.]

I haven't been slapped for it yet but I gdt some dirty looks every time I ask the wife if her little sister is 18 yet???

Bahahaha your some man LB that was a good one.