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    The saga continues....

    I did meet someone again..... By accident and she's a stage 5 clinger. She's Nicaraguan and a Latin singer about to be signed by Sony Latino. I was just trying to have fun with her but she's already writing a song for her album about me. I'm already concerned to be honest, I like her and she's wild, sexy and will do anything in bed. However I do not see my future with her but she's clearly thinking otherwise. She lives 2 hours away but we are spending a lot of time and there's more she dumped a famous singer for me too.... I can't give names because this stuff could become tabloid and I'm not joking. I really still want Mayi and I know it would break her heart to find out and the fact I know this is wrong is telling me something big. I know this is wrong.

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    Yawn..........
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    I just CAN NOT let myself believe this lol
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    Dumped someone famous just for you?
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    I hear ya man I cant kick this damn supermodel out of bed, if she gains any more weight she will loose her million dollar contract, but she just cant stop gobbling my protein.....On top of that she has chapped lips and waddles like a penguin, big photo shoot tomorrow and she could care less.......Get real dude.
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    Is there a "block" function?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty11 View Post
    Is there a "block" function?
    Yes. Go to user profile and on the left side. Add to Ignore List
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    I wish I was lying..... This is true lol. I was asked for an update and I gave it. It makes no difference who believes me because it's my reality everyday. She's coming to visit me again tomorrow for my birthday. I am miss using the secret badly here and I need to get my mind focused on my goals. I realize how it must sound but I honestly can't give names they are too recognizable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I just CAN NOT let myself believe this lol
    I think we have a Walter Mitty on our hands who likes to read his own posts...lol
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    How could I even come up with this stuff? This is my life...

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    Here we go again!

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    Did you stick in her pooper yet?

    That is prob all she wants from you.

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    How can you juggle the women and the time it takes you to write these long @ss stories?

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    She loves it in the ass, 3 times in a row on Saturday......

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    Names and contact info or it didn't happen.

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    How can you juggle the women and the time it takes you to write these long @ss stories?
    One is in Colombia so it's not really that difficult but the Nicaraguan girl is talking to me like I'm the one...... Makes me see how crazy I've been when the table is turned.

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    Names and contact info or it didn't happen.
    she has a meeting with Sony Latino this week I'm not screwing her over.

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    when does it stop man.

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    FFS Good night Walter!

    P.S. I thought you had to be over 18 to be on this site! Not just in first year of High School
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I just CAN NOT let myself believe this lol
    I can believe it. Some people just have different ideas of what a "dime" is. But I did a little detective work and found the picture of this Nicaraguan singer. You'd probably dig her, she's got a huge ass:



    And I don't know how many girls have told me over the years that they're on the verge of being signed. None of them were, and even if they were, it doesn't mean they're ever going to be famous.

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    Lol this one will be signed it it makes no difference I'm not spending the rest of my life with her. She has almost 100 million fans who follow her on Facebook.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redz View Post
    Lol this one will be signed it it makes no difference I'm not spending the rest of my life with her. She has almost 100 million fans who follow her on Facebook.
    Dude, FYI, Selena is dead.

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    I'm serious though I thought she was lying until I saw her account logged in and she showed me. I can't add her on Facebook because she would go bat shit crazy seeing the pics of me with Mayi.

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    It's a ticking time bomb really I don't know what I'll say when she insists I add her....

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    Quote Originally Posted by redz
    She loves it in the ass, 3 times in a row on Saturday......
    That's it, show her who she is marrying in a week!!!

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    Sexually she's perfect...maybe I have this all wrong. It's just I don't know about being in the shadow of someone else's spot light. With Mayi things will be quiet and sweet. I'm in trouble here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redz
    Sexually she's perfect...maybe I have this all wrong. It's just I don't know about being in the shadow of someone else's spot light. With Mayi things will be quiet and sweet. I'm in trouble here.
    Did she stick it in your popper, is that what you are insinuating?

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    Hell no! Exit only for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redz
    Hell no! Exit only for me.
    Oh stop kidding yourself, you know she slipped a finger up there while she was blowing you. It's ok, you can let it out here

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    Can't say I've ever had a finger in there.

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    Tell Carla how you really feel before you break her heart and so she does not screw things up with Neo

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    I just ran from a girl at a bar. In learning now. This mess has to stop.

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    Hey redz ..... Serious question here ... Do you stick your cock up your own ass every night and fcuk yourself to sleep because I have never know anyone so up themselves as you are!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by paulzane View Post
    Hey redz ..... Serious question here ... Do you stick your cock up your own ass every night and fcuk yourself to sleep because I have never know anyone so up themselves as you are!!!
    Cant stop laughing. ...haha holy shit!

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