Virgins on steroids

[Joco71]

Life is passing you bye!! You are missing some of the best parts at 24. You need to get out of your own head.

[dfarre]

That's not normal. Any idea why this is?

I don't know, weak stomach, can't take alcohol. I also bloat a lot (more than normal) from many foods so maybe some irritable bowel bullshit.

[dfarre]

Life is passing you bye!! You are missing some of the best parts at 24. You need to get out of your own head.

I have already missed the best parts, at least related to love and sex. I will never experience nice first teenage love and shit like that. It's quite depressing knowing that even if I find a bitch, it will be special only for me, for her I would be guy #26. It would make me feel dumb and like a bitch.

[Hazard]

I have already missed the best parts, at least related to love and sex. I will never experience nice first teenage love and shit like that. It's quite depressing knowing that even if I find a bitch, it will be special only for me, for her I would be guy #26. It would make me feel dumb and like a bitch.

Even if you find a "bitch"?

How bout you go about you're everyday life without worrying about this shit and maybe you'll eventually meet a real woman.

I think it's more likely to find a female virgin than a male virgin. There's someone out there for you..... But you have to realize that everyone has a past and love isn't solely based on sexual history

[uhit]

Not sure if this guy is troll.
Or legit has a multitude of dysfunctional issues

[Honkey_Kong]

I have already missed the best parts, at least related to love and sex. I will never experience nice first teenage love and shit like that. It's quite depressing knowing that even if I find a bitch, it will be special only for me, for her I would be guy #26. It would make me feel dumb and like a bitch.

If you did her good enough, you could be better than 25 other guys and then you'd be special to her. I don't blame the world's females for not sleeping with you. You're soo fvcking whiney, it's no wonder they wouldn't put out.

[Honkey_Kong]

That's not normal. Any idea why this is?

When I used to drink, I remember that first shot of hard liquor I had to take very slowly or else I'd throw up. But after that, it was game on.

[lovbyts]

I have already missed the best parts, at least related to love and sex. I will never experience nice first teenage love and shit like that. It's quite depressing knowing that even if I find a bitch, it will be special only for me, for her I would be guy #26. It would make me feel dumb and like a bitch.

Why os that? My last teenage live experience (legal age) was when I was 48 and plenty in their early 20s.

Not sure if this guy is troll.
Or legit has a multitude of dysfunctional issues

^^^^ or both.

[Joco71]

I have already missed the best parts, at least related to love and sex. I will never experience nice first teenage love and shit like that. It's quite depressing knowing that even if I find a bitch, it will be special only for me, for her I would be guy #26. It would make me feel dumb and like a bitch.

I said life is passing you bye. (Present) not that it has already gone (Past). Most things before the age 24 are just ignorance on fire anyway. You need to learn to enjoy women and life they are both a gift. Good Luck!!

[GirlyGymRat]

I have already missed the best parts, at least related to love and sex. I will never experience nice first teenage love and shit like that. It's quite depressing knowing that even if I find a bitch, it will be special only for me, for her I would be guy #26. It would make me feel dumb and like a bitch.

You seem a bit too dark and cynical for such a young person. Do you suffer from depression and negativity? Do you have performance anxiety?

Another member offered a great idea re Christian mingle but I don't see you acknowledged this ray of sunshine. It seems you just want to bitch. ( I think that was my inside voice)

Cheer up guy! Life is awesome when you decide to be a participant! I suggest cardio. the endorphins are natural high!!!

[Sfla80]

Turn this thread into a poll....I would like to see how many members here actually think he is serious.

Poll...troll or serious.

[derekkpapa1]

I will chip in to get him laid.
backpage.Com $50 for a sea hag.
If it smells like fish ........

[Mp859]

Turn this thread into a poll....I would like to see how many members here actually think he is serious. Poll...troll or serious.

troll

[PistolPete33]

Just because a girl slept with someone else before you doesn't mean it won't mean anything when she's with you. The only person she will be caring about is you and it is still special to her. My first time was with a long time girlfriend who I was dating for over 2 years. We waited and waited and waited and then it lasted about 3 pumps. Total disappointment. It got better with practice but nothing like it is with my wife. When you find the right person the past no longer will matter.

[GirlyGymRat]

I am leaning towards troll

[jasc]

I'm starting to think this guy may be related to Euro

[Hazard]

I am leaning towards troll

^^^^ this

[Hazard]

[GirlyGymRat]

I'm starting to think this guy may be related to Euro

Where u been?

[PistolPete33]

Troll or not this is one of the best threads we've had in a while.... LMAO

[GirlyGymRat]

Troll or not this is one of the best threads we've had in a while.... LMAO

There have been good ones. Lol. The gay stripper thread is one of my favorites....good for more then a few pages of laughs...classic

[davidtheman100]

Elliot Rodger didn't get laid in college either

[2iron]

Just google night shift escorts see what comes up.

david these ladies are out of your jurisdiction. Lol.

[dfarre]

If even here people think I'm a troll. It would be much worse in real life. I guess being a 24 year old virgin is too uncommon. Whatever, it's not like I have to do anything, I can stay a virgin for life.

[Honkey_Kong]

I'm starting to think this guy may be related to Euro

Euro and his relatives are not virgins. They all bang sheep at a very young age.

[Honkey_Kong]

There have been good ones. Lol. The gay stripper thread is one of my favorites....good for more then a few pages of laughs...classic

The gay stripper was a funny one. But do you remember the guy who wanted to take steroids so that he'd completely lose his sex drive?

[lovbyts]

The gay stripper was a funny one. But do you remember the guy who wanted to take steroids so that he'd completely lose his sex drive?

I remember that one also. LoL

[PistolPete33]

The gay stripper was a funny one. But do you remember the guy who wanted to take steroids so that he'd completely lose his sex drive?

That's a recent one too. What is this world coming to?

[Fllifter]

euro and his relatives are not virgins. They all bang sheep at a very young age.

lmfao!

[DCI]

This thread is more confusing than redz many many many gf threads maybe you can take his cast offs?

[Times Roman]

You mean the ones who told me they were a virgin were lying? I dont know.... their azz were remedy damn tight.

If they say they have only given head that counts, right?

Op is either a troll or puss making so many excuses. Expect to die a virgin at this rate.

Honey. High school girls arnt virgins anymore. Go down to middle school and that's illegal for our 24 virgin. Sounds like he equates sexuality as disgraceful acts or he was raised with a religious background or he's got germ fears. Regardless he sounds immature and not ready - too many issues to enjoy a full release.

My bad. I was a virgin in high school. I know, not cool. But a late bloomer was I........

PP. Thread author is a virgin. So he is also inexperienced. The best thing he can do is pay a hot 40 YO to teach him. It will probably be the best sex he ever has as long as she's gentle. But again. He is NOT READY!!!

40 YO hottie? Ok, I'm in. Grab a brush and paint me to be a virgin

If the big hang up is the thought that some other guy has been with a woman then find a virgin. I mean, it will be a little harder but I'm sure it can be done. Try one of those religious sites. What is it, Christian mingle or something like that. I'll bet if you go on there and tell them you are a virgin they will come running. Religious chicks eat that stuff up.

too many "born again virgins"

I don't know why I think like that. Maybe I'm projecting my insecurity about being inexperienced on them and thinking they are disgusting when in reality I am the one that is the bad one.



Pay a 40 year old? That's like paying to get punched in the face.

arrangements can be made.........

[GirlyGymRat]

The gay stripper was a funny one. But do you remember the guy who wanted to take steroids so that he'd completely lose his sex drive?

Poo! Sounds like I missed a good read

[Bigshotvictoria]

If you cant get one just buy one for an hour..........

This is my typical "day after a break-up" maneuver.

Gets the job done, and they're paid to not judge me when I cry after...

[dfarre]

What do you all think of a 24 year old dating a 16 year old girl? I think it's OK because I'm a kissless virgin, so we are on a similar level, and she is most likely more experienced, but not too much like a girl my age.

[lovbyts]

It's still considered illegal in most states even if you dont have intercourse. If she got mad about something or her parents disapproved it would be your world against hers/theirs. I think at the least you might get charged with being a predator.

[Honkey_Kong]

Even in a state like Nevada where 16 is the age of consent, they can still get you for contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

[lovbyts]

Even in a state like Nevada where 16 is the age of consent, they can still get you for contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

I'm lucky the laws were a little more laxed 30 years ago.

[Honkey_Kong]

I'm lucky the laws were a little more laxed 30 years ago.

One of these days, we're going to see you on "To Catch a Predator."

[lovbyts]

One of these days, we're going to see you on "To Catch a Predator."

Ive seen every episode at least twice. I know how it works. All of their guys have to cross a state or county line for them to prosecute the way they do and make it stick. It's funny ever time I see the ones where the guys walk in butt naked. hahahaha

Stick to over 18 and it's all good. Legal loophole if they are using their big sisters of fake ID.

[Honkey_Kong]

Ive seen every episode at least twice. I know how it works. All of their guys have to cross a state or county line for them to prosecute the way they do and make it stick. It's funny ever time I see the ones where the guys walk in butt naked. hahahaha

Stick to over 18 and it's all good. Legal loophole if they are using their big sisters of fake ID.

"I swear she said she was 18!"

Got to be real careful now that they're starting to get away from the "no means no" and going to the "yes means yes" type of prosecution.