Virgins on steroids

**dfarre** · 10-13-2014, 12:52 PM

Is there anyone else or am I the only one?
I am a 24 year old kissless virgin, yet I use steroids . One person said that it's weird because going out and buying steroids requires some boldness so I should be able to get a woman.

There must be someone, I can't be the only one.

**Mp859** · 10-13-2014, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by dfarre

Is there anyone else or am I the only one? I am a 24 year old kissless virgin, yet I use steroids. One person said that it's weird because going out and buying steroids requires some boldness so I should be able to get a woman. There must be someone, I can't be the only one.

You are the only one

**Joco71** · 10-13-2014, 01:13 PM

I'm afraid so!! LOL

**marcus300** · 10-13-2014, 01:16 PM

If you cant get one just buy one for an hour..........

**Fllifter** · 10-13-2014, 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by marcus300

If you cant get one just buy one for an hour..........

If I was him I woulda done this years ago

**dfarre** · 10-13-2014, 01:23 PM

I don't know where to get a prostitute.
And I've heard that it's hard not to have sex after you have done it, so I would have to waste a lot of money on prostitutes.

**marcus300** · 10-13-2014, 01:25 PM

Originally Posted by dfarre

I don't know where to get a prostitute.
And I've heard that it's hard not to have sex after you have done it, so I would have to waste a lot of money on prostitutes.

Don't talk stupid, look in the paper or the internet and phone one up.

**PistolPete33** · 10-13-2014, 01:26 PM

Go to Match.com or PlentyofFish or any of those sites. Put your picture up and go on dates and get laid. It's not too difficult. Step outside your comfort zone.

**dfarre** · 10-13-2014, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by marcus300

Don't talk stupid, look in the paper or the internet and phone one up.

I'm scared of humiliating myself, even if it's just a prostitute. What if they film it in secret and put on some european amateur p0rn sites.

Originally Posted by PistolPete33

Go to Match.com or PlentyofFish or any of those sites. Put your picture up and go on dates and get laid. It's not too difficult. Step outside your comfort zone.

There are only 3 types of women in online dating sites in my country - fat/ugly, old (40+) and with kids. Rather stay a virgin to be honest.

**Fllifter** · 10-13-2014, 01:39 PM

More for me then. Seriously though go to a night club and do work. It's really not hard.

**kelkel** · 10-13-2014, 01:41 PM

I'm still a virgin.

**uhit** · 10-13-2014, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by kelkel

I'm still a virgin.

You troll.

@Op

Craigslist.
Your welcome

Or you could literally be like want my dick or nah? at every club you go to at night

**dfarre** · 10-13-2014, 01:55 PM

Why would any woman in a club want an awkward faggot if there are normal guys around? I've never understood this advice.

**GirlyGymRat** · 10-13-2014, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by dfarre

Why would any woman in a club want an awkward faggot if there are normal guys around? I've never understood this advice.

Post up a pic!

**GirlyGymRat** · 10-13-2014, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by kelkel

I'm still a virgin.

U have your trousers at your ankles too much to be a virgin....or else your ummmm under the influence of test. Yes test will make you want to love yourself a lot.

**Mp859** · 10-13-2014, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat

Post up a pic!

I think we would all rather see YOU post up a pic. I speak for everyone except the virgin.

**PistolPete33** · 10-13-2014, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by dfarre

There are only 3 types of women in online dating sites in my country - fat/ugly, old (40+) and with kids. Rather stay a virgin to be honest.

There are more single women online than anywhere else. Yes, some will be fat and ugly but not all of them. Much better option than sitting at home wishing for things to happen. Be a Rain Maker and MAKE Sh!t happen.

**davidtheman100** · 10-13-2014, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by dfarre

I'm scared of humiliating myself, even if it's just a prostitute. What if they film it in secret and put on some european amateur p0rn sites.

There are only 3 types of women in online dating sites in my country - fat/ugly, old (40+) and with kids. Rather stay a virgin to be honest.

You're already making excuses as to why you haven't lost your virginity.

BG · 10-13-2014, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by marcus300

If you cant get one just buy one for an hour..........

Its his first time? Half hour would be fine and have some cuddle time left over.

BG · 10-13-2014, 03:42 PM

Every now and then you have to feed the trolls !

**GirlyGymRat** · 10-13-2014, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by dfarre

Is there anyone else or am I the only one? I am a 24 year old kissless virgin, yet I use steroids. One person said that it's weird because going out and buying steroids requires some boldness so I should be able to get a woman. There must be someone, I can't be the only one.

What steroids r u taking?

**GirlyGymRat** · 10-13-2014, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat

What steroids r u taking?

And why r u telling ppl you take steroids if they r not legal in your country???

**austinite** · 10-13-2014, 05:27 PM

**Mr.BB** · 10-13-2014, 05:39 PM

Like other experts said find a "professional", its cheaper in the long run and much better quality sex if you find a good one (not that hard)

... just dont get enloved with her lol

**Honkey_Kong** · 10-13-2014, 07:17 PM

Originally Posted by dfarre

Is there anyone else or am I the only one?
I am a 24 year old kissless virgin, yet I use steroids . One person said that it's weird because going out and buying steroids requires some boldness so I should be able to get a woman.

There must be someone, I can't be the only one.

Sometimes, my friend, you need to hire professional help. Most of those free dating sites are full of prostitutes, online ad list sites (you know which one I'm referring to), Asian massage parlours, side of the streets at night in the bad part of town, etc.

Or you could just muster up the nerve and ask a girl out. It's not that hard to, believe it or not. Just look at it like this, the answer will always be "no" if you don't ask them.

**derekkpapa1** · 10-13-2014, 07:51 PM

Do you have a sister?

Just kidding

But if you do have a sister and she is Asian hook me up

**Hoggage_54** · 10-13-2014, 08:13 PM

OP...

**yettibecsuse** · 10-13-2014, 08:38 PM

haha

**lovbyts** · 10-13-2014, 09:26 PM

Originally Posted by dfarre

I'm scared of humiliating myself, even if it's just a prostitute. What if they film it in secret and put on some european amateur p0rn sites.

There are only 3 types of women in online dating sites in my country - fat/ugly, old (40+) and with kids. Rather stay a virgin to be honest.

Save a little money and take a trip to Thailand/Pattaya. You wont have to worry about being shy or making a fool out of yourself or being humiliated. After about 10 minutes you will start to feel like a rock star and you only problem will be who to choose to take back to your room.

Its not like finding a prostitute. You will have a lot of true girlfriend experiences where they stay all night, give you a manicure, cook breakfast in the morning if you have a kitchen and clean up after themselves. It's nothing like you can imagine unless you experience it. I cant think of a better way to loose your V card and have a great experience.

**dfarre** · 10-13-2014, 09:38 PM

Originally Posted by PistolPete33

There are more single women online than anywhere else. Yes, some will be fat and ugly but not all of them. Much better option than sitting at home wishing for things to happen. Be a Rain Maker and MAKE Sh!t happen.

Yeah, maybe in America.

Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat

What steroids r u taking?

Testosterone . Did some dbol , but won't anymore. It hurt my calves too much at work.

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Save a little money and take a trip to Thailand/Pattaya. You wont have to worry about being shy or making a fool out of yourself or being humiliated. After about 10 minutes you will start to feel like a rock star and you only problem will be who to choose to take back to your room.

Its not like finding a prostitute. You will have a lot of true girlfriend experiences where they stay all night, give you a manicure, cook breakfast in the morning if you have a kitchen and clean up after themselves. It's nothing like you can imagine unless you experience it. I cant think of a better way to loose your V card and have a great experience.

I can't save up that kind of money. At least not for something like that.

**lovbyts** · 10-13-2014, 09:53 PM

Originally Posted by dfarre

Yeah, maybe in America.

Testosterone . Did some dbol , but won't anymore. It hurt my calves too much at work.

I can't save up that kind of money. At least not for something like that.

Why? Its not just about that. It's about going and having a GOOD time. There is so much to do you would not believe it. I fell in love with the place on my 1st trip and booked my 2nd trip less than 24hrs after getting home.

Dont be so quick to dismiss it. The place is like Mardi Gras 7 days a week. Google some videos of Pattaya walking street.

**dfarre** · 10-13-2014, 09:56 PM

Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

Sometimes, my friend, you need to hire professional help. Most of those free dating sites are full of prostitutes, online ad list sites (you know which one I'm referring to), Asian massage parlours, side of the streets at night in the bad part of town, etc.

Or you could just muster up the nerve and ask a girl out. It's not that hard to, believe it or not. Just look at it like this, the answer will always be "no" if you don't ask them.

A prostitute would still laugh at me. I'm certain about it. I don't want that I did go to a psychotherapist (a woman) for a while and this stuff came up, and she actually laughed at me. Not loud, but a bit.

The more and more I train, the better my physique becomes, the bigger becomes the potential humiliation. Especially when I get leaner and more and more girls notice me. I remember even at 18 in school girls didn't believe I was a virgin. So now it's million times worse.
If I was still a skinny fat bitch, maybe some girls wouldn't find it weird. Although, I guess no, even for a skinny fat bitch it's weird to be a virgin at 24.

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Why? Its not just about that. It's about going and having a GOOD time. There is so much to do you would not believe it. I fell in love with the place on my 1st trip and booked my 2nd trip less than 24hrs after getting home.

Dont be so quick to dismiss it. The place is like Mardi Gras 7 days a week. Google some videos of Pattaya walking street.

Because I'm not American. It would take me a year of saving and not buying anything else big to get that kind of money.

**Times Roman** · 10-13-2014, 10:12 PM

24 Year old Bodybuilder - Never been kissed. Looking for hookup with sincere and gentle female. No games. Serious inquiries only.

Email me at:

Im_a_dumb_ass_bodybuilding_24yearold_virgin_lookin g_2_get_laid_at_blue_ballz_dot_com

chat first, then cunnilingus after coffee.

Signed,

Busta_Nut_Junior

(you may want to put this in your own words, but you get the idea)

**Honkey_Kong** · 10-13-2014, 11:02 PM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Save a little money and take a trip to Thailand/Pattaya. You wont have to worry about being shy or making a fool out of yourself or being humiliated. After about 10 minutes you will start to feel like a rock star and you only problem will be who to choose to take back to your room.

Its not like finding a prostitute. You will have a lot of true girlfriend experiences where they stay all night, give you a manicure, cook breakfast in the morning if you have a kitchen and clean up after themselves. It's nothing like you can imagine unless you experience it. I cant think of a better way to loose your V card and have a great experience.

Wait... How do you stop yourself from falling for these hewas if they're doing all that?

**Honkey_Kong** · 10-13-2014, 11:05 PM

Originally Posted by dfarre

A prostitute would still laugh at me. I'm certain about it. I don't want that I did go to a psychotherapist (a woman) for a while and this stuff came up, and she actually laughed at me. Not loud, but a bit.

The more and more I train, the better my physique becomes, the bigger becomes the potential humiliation. Especially when I get leaner and more and more girls notice me. I remember even at 18 in school girls didn't believe I was a virgin. So now it's million times worse.
If I was still a skinny fat bitch, maybe some girls wouldn't find it weird. Although, I guess no, even for a skinny fat bitch it's weird to be a virgin at 24.

Because I'm not American. It would take me a year of saving and not buying anything else big to get that kind of money.

are you disfigured or something? You don't talk to these broads about your feelings or anything. You just get down to business, shoot your wad and get out. There's not really an opportunity for laughter. And don't worry if you're awful at it, a good number of their clients probably have no game either.

**Khazima** · 10-13-2014, 11:27 PM

It's a prossys job to make you feel good.. They're not gonna laugh at you and if you're uncomfortable they're going to make you feel as comfortable as possible, you don't even need to talk they'll do that part.

You're just being a bitch, go on tinder or something and suck it up, meet up with some easy chicks or put some groundwork in at a club. If you have a decent physique you won't even have to put in groundwork, say hi to a few girls while you're at a party or in the club and the rest is history.

**lovbyts** · 10-14-2014, 01:06 AM

Originally Posted by dfarre

A prostitute would still laugh at me. I'm certain about it. I don't want that I did go to a psychotherapist (a woman) for a while and this stuff came up, and she actually laughed at me. Not loud, but a bit.

The more and more I train, the better my physique becomes, the bigger becomes the potential humiliation. Especially when I get leaner and more and more girls notice me. I remember even at 18 in school girls didn't believe I was a virgin. So now it's million times worse.
If I was still a skinny fat bitch, maybe some girls wouldn't find it weird. Although, I guess no, even for a skinny fat bitch it's weird to be a virgin at 24.

Because I'm not American. It would take me a year of saving and not buying anything else big to get that kind of money.

And it would be worth every penny saved and spent. Ill bet if you go there is a good chance you dont come back.

You seem to be making excuses at every turn. I'm thinking BG may be right.

**yettibecsuse** · 10-14-2014, 03:43 AM

dfare if you are serious about this issue, snd not taking the piss; dont stress about it. I actually neet my wife at the gym and many other women at the gym. Try forming a relationship, making friends with women; hang out get to know them; they don't bite buddy; when your comfortable with them and then you it won't be stressful; dfare sex is fun, exciting, its the best, most intimate thing ever, but these guys are right you have to make it happen; that process of finding someone you like us fun too. Best of luck

**GirlyGymRat** · 10-14-2014, 08:39 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

24 Year old Bodybuilder - Never been kissed. Looking for hookup with sincere and gentle female. No games. Serious inquiries only. Email me at: Im_a_dumb_ass_bodybuilding_24yearold_virgin_lookin g_2_get_laid_at_blue_ballz_dot_com chat first, then cunnilingus after coffee. Signed, Busta_Nut_Junior (you may want to put this in your own words, but you get the idea)

You are a nut. Virgins don't know what cunnilingus means. LoL