How Many Beers......................

[Times Roman]

.......................Would it take?

[tdoe11]

.......................Would it take?

Lol ya bastard. Hahaha

[Docd187123]

There isn't enough beer in the world let alone hallucinogenics to even consider doing that blindfolded.

[Times Roman]

^Man da fvck up and pick!

don't give me that pvssy shit "I wouldn't touch her" crap. If you were in a bar, and she was in her street clothes, and none of your buddies knew, shit, I bet only 5 beers.

I'm right, aren't I?

[Docd187123]

^Man da fvck up and pick!

don't give me that pvssy shit "I wouldn't touch her" crap. If you were in a bar, and she was in her street clothes, and none of your buddies knew, shit, I bet only 5 beers.

I'm right, aren't I?

No TR, only 1 beer would do bc I'd take that beer bottle, shatter it on the bar, and perform a self-castration before she/he ever got near my junk lol.

[Honkey_Kong]

TR, there isn't enough tequila in all of Mexico.

[Honkey_Kong]

^Man da fvck up and pick!

don't give me that pvssy shit "I wouldn't touch her" crap. If you were in a bar, and she was in her street clothes, and none of your buddies knew, shit, I bet only 5 beers.

I'm right, aren't I?

How many beers would it take for you to?

[marcus300]

I don't drink so the beer is out of the window, train to hard for that

I guess it would all depend on if she is submissive into BDSM and what kind of latex suit and mask she's got

[Gaspaco]

Salute guys!

Enjoy this lovely lady!

No competition from my side!

[clarky.]

She's probably got a bigger d*ck than me

[Iceberg]

Id hit it just so I could say I did. Lol

[zempey]

I voted 0, I would do it just for the curiosity. As long as she was born a women and is still a women of sorts, why not. I'd rather plow her than some 500lb whale, she probably fvcks like a champ and her box could milk your junk like manually milking a cow. She definitely isn't my type, but as a wise man once told me "no such thing as a bad piece of ass, just some's better than others".

[Khazima]

I voted 0, I would do it just for the curiosity. As long as she was born a women and is still a women of sorts, why not. I'd rather plow her than some 500lb whale, she probably fvcks like a champ and her box could milk your junk like manually milking a cow. She definitely isn't my type, but as a wise man once told me "no such thing as a bad piece of ass, just some's better than others".

Hahahahaha this is gold!

[Times Roman]

you blokes are all pvssies and liars. Take a closer look. if she were not posing, and bearing down so those veins weren't popping, and with the right clothes/hairstyle/makeup, I'm thinking half you mutts would only need a beer or two.

Me?

See, I'm married. And that means a proper gentleman would never consider violating those vows..........

[Docd187123]

you blokes are all pvssies and liars. Take a closer look. if she were not posing, and bearing down so those veins weren't popping, and with the right clothes/hairstyle/makeup, I'm thinking half you mutts would only need a beer or two.

Me?

See, I'm married. And that means a proper gentleman would never consider violating those vows..........

I like thick Latinas TR. She's neither thick nor a Latina lol.

[Times Roman]

we had this lady from Brazil at my last project. she was thick, but real cute. and there was something about her temperament that appealed to me. like that hot chic on "modern family", but not as voluptuous.

....I can see where you are coming from.

[PistolPete33]

I guess it would really depend. Of cycle it would never happen. However, on cycle and if I was single 5 beers would prob. allow me to hit that.... God dayum that's disgusting.

[Times Roman]

I guess it would really depend. Of cycle it would never happen. However, on cycle and if I was single 5 beers would prob. allow me to hit that.... God dayum that's disgusting.

when I was in the military, and in the 22nd infantry division, women were extremely scarce. something like a 50:1 ratio, with the concentration working at the hospitals. So, some of us developed a creed you may have heard..........

"8 to 80, blind, crippled or crazy"

we also convinced ourselves that no matter what, we could always find some redeeming quality in a female, and focus on that.

some redeeming qualities:

she has all her teeth
she doesn't have any teeth
she's eager to please
she looks better after a few beers
she doesn't smell as bad as the last one
she's not a dude
she sports a decent paper bag
she has low mileage
she has a cute friend

[Honkey_Kong]

That thing probably has the ability to suck a Buick through a party straw. The problem is I'd get whiskey-dick long before I was drunk enough to fvck her.

[Jesusbrah]

"Sword fighting" is an activity I have never engaged in (nor plan to).

[RewardingLabor]

on the plus side she does have a full head of hair.
on the minus side i'm not sure she is the correct pronoun.

If she was born with her lady parts and they still work. I'd do it for the story.

[Times Roman]

OK. Second round.

How many beers?

[derekkpapa1]

All that muscle she must have a tight azzhole??
Still no
Well if I was in jail and was never getting out .... Maybe

[Haydenz]

I wouldn't mind being a bitch in bed for a once off, ... Jokes.. WTF

[fitnesstrainer]

How did you guys get a pic of my ex wife?

[Hoggage_54]

.......................Would it take?

Austinite would pay to bang that...

[zempey]

Again?

[noon]

Sure sign me up. If it is truly a SHE

[Times Roman]

Austinite would pay to bang that...

you know, the beautiful thing about a woman with a physique like this is that if you go down on her and get lost, her skin/veins look like a road map and you can figure out how to get back up where there is some air. You might get confused at the "Y" in the road, in which case, you may have to take both routes to finally find the one that has a way out.

[MIKE_XXL]

I said ZERO, but i do want a light switch and reserve the right to doggy style...

[Times Roman]

I said ZERO, but i do want a light switch and reserve the right to doggy style...

it's hard to gauge her age, (auge?) but with those creases in her face, on top of the fact she's probably severly dehydrated, she also looks like early forties.

it would be interesting to see her a few months post comp, in something more feminine, fully hydrated, and not bearing down with all the veins popping out like they are.

she may almost be passable..................?

[MIKE_XXL]

LOL i agree, obviously she is show ready looking like that, i am sure her looks improve dramatically over next few weeks as she rehydrates and gains a little bit of BF back...i always make fun of my wife telling her she looks like an adolescent boy from behind when she is dieted down...LOL..looses some of her hips and ass...haha!

[zempey]

I would not want to see her doggy style, I bet she looks full on man in that position, minus a hanging ball sack.

[MIKE_XXL]

I would not want to see her doggy style, I bet she looks full on man in that position, minus a hanging ball sack.

I disagree, i guarantee she has no hair on her ass...and she likely squats more then average man meaning her ass is round like an apple...plus i like to pull hair from behind...LOL...

[GirlyGymRat]

I disagree, i guarantee she has no hair on her ass...and she likely squats more then average man meaning her ass is round like an apple...plus i like to pull hair from behind...LOL...

If thats your thing, seems there won't be a long line. LoL

[MIKE_XXL]

If thats your thing, seems there won't be a long line. LoL

Thats good, having grown up in Easter Europe i hate long line ups...LMAO!

[ChrisG217]

.......................Would it take?

Not enough, maybe if tequila was involved...

[derekkpapa1]

I see that picture so much I bang her now. Raw dawg and all