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    Something completely insane just happened...

    I have been out of town for work the past couple of days. When I got here I stopped at a bar/restaurant for something to eat. There was a group of three girls sitting across the bar from me. I didnt think much of it... I ate my food payed my bill and was walking out the door when one of the girls stops me and gives me a napkin from her friend. I open it up and it is the girls name and number. I get back to my room and decide to text her. We talk a bit and the next night im at a bar near where im staying and I tell her im there and she shows up. We drink for a bit and I start to realize this girl is crazy... she is 26 and has a 4 year old and is telling me how badly she wants to have a three sum (with two girls) she even goes as far as to ask the bartender lol. At this point its getting late and I straight up told her im either going to bed or getting laid (I really didnt care about getting laid so I had nothing to lose lol) We leave the bar and go back to my place.. kiss for a bit then she starts blowing me. Im thinking we are going to have sex but she just kept going for a good 20-30 minutes and I was done. Well today she was texting me telling me she wanted to have sex tonight. She comes over, strips down and starts blowing me and yet again, she didnt stop and I came. She cleaned up, put on her clothes and left. I have no idea what is going on in that chicks head.... the whole time she was doing it she was like watching tv, laughing... almost like it was relaxing or fun for her. When I was texting her it seemed like her thoughts/emotions were all over the place... I am sitting her in disbelief thinking about it. Anyone have anything like this happen to them? lol She said shes only sexually been with 4 guys but Im starting to wonder how many guys shes done this with lol

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    Sorry to break it to you, but that's a tranny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54
    Sorry to break it to you, but that's a tranny.
    yikes

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    lmao no definitely not... I had my fingers in there... felt real to me and her c-section scar was proof enough to me she actually had a kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yeahbuddy289 View Post
    lmao no definitely not... I had my fingers in there... felt real to me and her c-section scar was proof enough to me she actually had a kid.
    Post-op tranny.

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    **** it bend her over and when your digging her out throw your thumb in her butt.

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    lmao no way she had a c-section scar man.... theres no way she was a tranny lol

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    some chicks just love to suck cock,but maybe she is gay and she needs another girl to steam her up.get some girl on girl vids and eat her out she will pull you in for some shake and bake bro.

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    lol idk im kind of regretting the whole situation... it just seemed so crazy... and of course I worry about what I could have gotten from this lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by yeahbuddy289
    lol idk im kind of regretting the whole situation... it just seemed so crazy... and of course I worry about what I could have gotten from this lol
    Make a Drs appt ASAP. "Clappppppp"
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    Lol thanks for the encouragement

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    Lol seriously guys what do you think the chances are I could have gotten something.. Don't make me worry anymore than I already am. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by yeahbuddy289
    Lol seriously guys what do you think the chances are I could have gotten something.. Don't make me worry anymore than I already am. Lol
    just the fact that you are asking the question should give you the answer you are looking for. Sorry but true
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    Well I didn't see anything that would make me question her bill of health... But it's just how it all happened makes me think she's done this a million times... And we didn't have sexual intercourse.. I know that doesn't mean there isn't a chance but I believe my odds for being ok are better

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    One - she's a full on weirdo

    Two - who knows wtf she has

    Been there, done that & worried about it later < I hate the last part
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    I would generally give you sh*t but everyone beat me to to so instead, job well done. I have had a few who preferred giving head than getting sex as long as I went down on them also, not necessarily the same night. Sounds like a good deal to me and as long as she does not have your address or anything who cares. It's easy enough to block her number if you need to.

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    Samson- been worrying about it for the past few hours man can't even think about sleep.
    Lovbyts- she has nothing other than my first name and cell #. My biggest concern is catching something... The way it all went down just seems so wrong

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    I would not worry that much about it. Just get tested when you get a chance or sleep with anyone else but honestly 99.9% chance you got nothing except a good story and memory.
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    Bang her a few times bareback and then you will know for sure and not have to worry anymore.
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    Thank you man... A lot of my friends went away to college and the stories of random hook ups would make me jealous and they sounded awesome. I always thought it would be cool to have something like this happened to me... But now that it did I don't ever want to have it happen again lol

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    Haha hoggage I know she's not a tranny! and I'm freaking out over getting something from a blow job there's no way I would stick it in her!

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    Quote Originally Posted by yeahbuddy289
    Thank you man... A lot of my friends went away to college and the stories of random hook ups would make me jealous and they sounded awesome. I always thought it would be cool to have something like this happened to me... But now that it did I don't ever want to have it happen again lol
    try not to stress about it brother. What's done is done now you just have to move forward
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    She is prob pissed off at her man and wanted to blow someone. She used u to get back at whoever she is or was with.

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    One of the friends employees got the clap recently the stories where hilarious and disgusting at the same time

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    what's done is done, get tested if you're worried and move on.

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    Agree with the tranny theory (fact).
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    Chill the fuk out, you just got blown by a random chick and you are whining about it? Relax, chances of catching something from a blow job are slim, unless she was a toothless crack whore. Stop being a bitch, lol, that was a major score. Not being a dick, just busting your balls, hook up with her again, wrap it up and plow the fuk out of her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zempey
    Chill the fuk out, you just got blown by a random chick and you are whining about it? Relax, chances of catching something from a blow job are slim, unless she was a toothless crack whore. Stop being a bitch, lol, that was a major score. Not being a dick, just busting your balls, hook up with her again, wrap it up and plow the fuk out of her.
    He he he

    I agree, when I say worry - I mean more like "should I let her suck me again" kinda worry

    Why BS hur - I hate rubbers to the point of I might as well not do anything - so, I just keep my dick at home - everyone is happy

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    Agree with Zempey! Go for it bro! What do you actually think you will get? The few oral transmitted stds are FEW and extremely slim! I live in Thailand man, don't even need roids, have all these
    parasites building a home in me and make me grow!

    Keep going! as long as she seems to enjoy it and ofc are good at what she do, then keep it up. But i'd still try to f*ck her, I would feel like i only went halfway and that would annoy me
    more than anything.....

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    i agree ur prob ok and havent caught anything. def weird though. are u sure ur fingers were in the puss? kinda was leanin towards the tranny thing myself.. the real question is: if she was a tranny does that now make u gay LMAO (not that theres anything wrong with that!)

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    lol 405 yes fingers were in there... and I dont think trannys can self-lubricate lol When we were at the bar she showed me her drivers license (I forget why) but you could tell the picture was of her when she was younger. Plus... she showed me pictures of her daughter and had the scar to prove she had a kid lol. I just had a freak out I guess... never had a random hook up like that so it just seemed weird to me.

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    Tell her to bring her girlfriends over and have a party!

    Then you will be able to tell if she is a post op tranny or not.

    Or if you are scared, give me her number and I can find out for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaginCajun View Post
    Tell her to bring her girlfriends over and have a party!

    Then you will be able to tell if she is a post op tranny or not.

    Or if you are scared, give me her number and I can find out for you
    lol Im more worried about what I could have caught than whether or not she is a tranny... which im positive she is not lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by yeahbuddy289
    lol Im more worried about what I could have caught than whether or not she is a tranny... which im positive she is not lol
    Did your dick fall off yet?

    And I'm still waiting for her number

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    There was a HOF member on this board who was well versed with tranny's, pre and post-op. Haven't seen him in years, he could still be around but I never leave the lounge... I can't remember his name, or maybe he changed it.

    Anyone remember?

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    Dude, lifes too short to sweat the small stuff. enjoy what you had and if something develops then have it checked out. Usually there are shots for what you may catch. Not always but usually. The big thing going around right now is that HPV.

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    I think your weird for thinking this is weird. lol



    But really….A LOT of girls enjoy giving bj's. I mean it is what it is. I really don't see the issue here. I mean if she was trying to move in with you already, yes worry……if you catch her going through your stuff when you return from the bathroom, yes be worried……. Catch her spitting your man juice into her hand and trying to shove it inside her, RUN she's weird. I can go on and on. But really…enjoy the ride. I mean if it concerns you too much..the next time she goes down on you, toss her over…puller her pants down and hit it like a man would(throw her everything you have). If anything you should give this chick a high five.

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    Haha rajincajun I'm up north (unfortunately) I think it would be a little out of your way... I just worry about things too much... It's one of my biggest downfalls. And the fact I have always been a "relationship man" just made this seems strange to me... If I come out of this ok then yes I will have a cool memory for the rest of my life... I just hope that memory isn't a sore on my junk lol

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