High estrogen - Share your embarassing stories

**zempey** · 02-20-2015, 04:04 PM

I was nervous in the theater, there was only like 3 guys in there and over a hundred women.

**RaginCajun** · 02-20-2015, 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by zempey

I was nervous in the theater, there was only like 3 guys in there and over a hundred women.

New idea, wait outside of the 50 shades of gray theatre............hmmmmmmmmm.............

**zempey** · 02-20-2015, 04:59 PM

Like shooting fish in a barrel.

**lovbyts** · 02-21-2015, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by zempey

The women got ripped off, all they showed was the chicks tits and ass throughout the whole movie, I didn't mind, but this is supposed to be a movie for women. They left it wide open for a sequel, so you can bet even with some bad ratings there will be another one coming, too many horny soccer moms want their soft core porn, lol.

Originally Posted by RaginCajun

I like horny soccer moms!

I like soccer mom's daughters. Like mother like daughter

Hey that other saying would fit in with this. How does that go? If there is grass on the field or something like that.

**Lee_1978** · 02-23-2015, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by RaginCajun

I like horny soccer moms!

I love that saying - 'soccer Mums'. It reminds me of Sarah Palin! Lol.

**Honkey_Kong** · 02-23-2015, 09:41 PM

Originally Posted by Lee_1978

I love that saying - 'soccer Mums'. It reminds me of Sarah Palin! Lol.

Isn't she a hockey mom?

**tcw** · 02-23-2015, 10:23 PM

Ok.....since everyone seems to be confessing.

One time "I spooned with a Girl!"

(Oh Lord---please forgive me!)

Originally Posted by lovbyts

OK fine, it wasnt really a cuddle, it was more of a sandwich.

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**lovbyts** · 02-23-2015, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by tcw

Ok.....since everyone seems to be confessing.

One time "I spooned with a Girl!"

(Oh Lord---please forgive me!)

OK fine, it may have been more than once and most likely I will do it again, and again, and again.

**Lee_1978** · 02-24-2015, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

Isn't she a hockey mom?

You're right, she's a Hockey Mum!

**Honkey_Kong** · 02-26-2015, 06:45 AM

Originally Posted by Lee_1978

You're right, she's a Hockey Mum!

She's pretty sexy though. Although, her daughter is so much hotter. Things I'd do to Bristol Palin aren't legal in the lower 48.

**zempey** · 02-26-2015, 07:07 AM

You would have to mute both of them, no amount of juice or viagara could overcome the sound of her voice and the stupid shit that comes out. Soon as the dumb shit opened her mouth, raging hardon disappears.