Care to discuss your budgeting style, technique, or method? -bookkeeping

**jimmyinkedup** · 12-02-2015, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by diesel101

I've been investing money with a local stripper I met awhile back. She is saving and stockpiling my money and when we get enough we are going to run away together and start a new life. I am a lucky man to meet a special woman that would be caring enough to watch out for my wellbeing like that.
I just hope my wife doesn't find out!

Man I needed that good laugh. Right on time!

**Score** · 12-02-2015, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by diesel101

I've been investing money with a local stripper I met awhile back. She is saving and stockpiling my money and when we get enough we are going to run away together and start a new life. I am a lucky man to meet a special woman that would be caring enough to watch out for my wellbeing like that. I just hope my wife doesn't find out!

I'm doing the same thing, she's really not a stripper though, she's just doing it at the moment to pay off some bills.

She's studying to become a nurse, I'm going to pay for her schooling once we get on our feet.

**Honkey_Kong** · 12-03-2015, 12:00 AM

Originally Posted by Score

I'm doing the same thing, she's really not a stripper though, she's just doing it at the moment to pay off some bills.

She's studying to become a nurse, I'm going to pay for her schooling once we get on our feet.

Ahh yes, the "I'm just doing this to get through school" story.

**RigPig** · 12-03-2015, 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by Score

I'm doing the same thing, she's really not a stripper though, she's just doing it at the moment to pay off some bills. She's studying to become a nurse, I'm going to pay for her schooling once we get on our feet.

Please tell me you're kidding, this is supposed to be funny right lol?
She's taking her clothes off for money, she's a stripper. Lol!!!!
Every stripper I've ever met was "just doing this to pay for school"...lmao!!

**Hoggage_54** · 12-03-2015, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Score

she's really not a stripper though, she's just doing it at the moment to pay off some bills.

**Igifuno** · 12-03-2015, 08:17 PM

The rare five-fecta

**somewhatjacked** · 12-03-2015, 09:17 PM

Originally Posted by 212OlympiaBound

If you got it, spend it.

If you don't got it, don't spend it.

I like keeping 200-300 grand in stable, fortune 500 investments over a broad market spectrum. That way I could live for a few years if I lost my job. Besides that, there's not a huge reason to save.

300k stable? If you have that much saved I am assuming you have a very good severance package too.

**212OlympiaBound** · 12-04-2015, 11:18 AM

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**noon** · 12-06-2015, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by somewhatjacked

300k stable? If you have that much saved I am assuming you have a very good severance package too.

Welcome to the internet where every one is rich and beautifull

**GirlyGymRat** · 12-07-2015, 01:42 AM

Originally Posted by noon

Welcome to the internet where every one is rich and beautifull

**somewhatjacked** · 12-03-2015, 09:23 PM

This forum has a life of its own - love it

**diesel101** · 12-03-2015, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by RigPig

Please tell me you're kidding, this is supposed to be funny right lol?
She's taking her clothes off for money, she's a stripper. Lol!!!!
Every stripper I've ever met was "just doing this to pay for school"...lmao!!

Not my stripper! She's not going to school she's a dirty whore who is just helping me save my money.
OK truthfully she's not that dirty.

**Igifuno** · 12-03-2015, 10:14 PM

Lmao..

**lovbyts** · 12-04-2015, 06:24 AM

Originally Posted by Score

I'm doing the same thing, she's really not a stripper though, she's just doing it at the moment to pay off some bills.

She's studying to become a nurse, I'm going to pay for her schooling once we get on our feet.

Mine plans on doing the same thing but she has to wait a couple more years due to the age requirements to work there.

**Score** · 12-04-2015, 06:31 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Mine plans on doing the same thing but she has to wait a couple more years due to the age requirements to work there.

The age requirements are dumb! If she's able to watch your kids while you're at work, and handle all your finances, she should be able take the stage for the betterment on her career!

The best investment, is people you can trust!

**lovbyts** · 12-13-2015, 11:00 PM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Mine plans on doing the same thing but she has to wait a couple more years due to the age requirements to work there.

Originally Posted by Score

The age requirements are dumb! If she's able to watch your kids while you're at work, and handle all your finances, she should be able take the stage for the betterment on her career!

The best investment, is people you can trust!

I'm a little disappointed no one caught or commented on my comment meaning.

**Stove** · 12-13-2015, 01:35 PM

If you really want to have and save money just do what I do.

Step 1. Look at the money you have currently.

Step 2. Make a list of the things you want and can purchase with your current amount of money.

Step 3. Stop wasting your time, throw the list you just made along with your hopes and dreams into the nearest waste receptacle and get back to training.

Step 4. Profit $$