Is it possible she is 30% body fat????

[PistolPete33]

I was with you to that point. Womens abdominal muscle start hurting horribly at about 7.

Squirting orgasms are different.

[Obs]

Squirting orgasms are different.

Oh thats just Terrific!

[guitarzan]

Fuck....

[BG]

She’s been in a shit mood all day since this stupid ass scale. Every comment she makes is about how fat she is. According to the stupid scale she is borderline obese.

Her ass is so firm you can bounce a quarter off it. Haha.

As for a bikini pic I think I have one but there is no way in hell she will allow me to get one now because she’s miserable

Those scales aren't even close, my wifes says Im 50% when I put my stats in it.

[PistolPete33]

Oh thats just Terrific!

LMAO It's a tough life but someones gotta do it. Last night was epic and I will leave it at that.

[BG]

LMAO It's a tough life but someones gotta do it. Last night was epic and I will leave it at that.

Sweet!!

[PistolPete33]

Story of my life:

[hammerheart]

You still piss your bed?

[PistolPete33]

You still piss your bed?

My g/f seems to have bladder issues.

[guitarzan]

I'm gonna stop looking at this thread

[Capebuffalo]

Story of my life:

My scratch and sniff screen must be broken.

[PistolPete33]

I'm gonna stop looking at this thread

I'm not exactly sure where this thread took a wrong turn to be totally honest. My g/f is 16 years younger than me and a sexual deviant. Needless to say I'm having fun coming out of a nearly sexless marriage. lmao

[guitarzan]

I'm not exactly sure where this thread took a wrong turn to be totally honest. My g/f is 16 years younger than me and a sexual deviant. Needless to say I'm having fun coming out of a nearly sexless marriage. lmao

Hell yea man, wear it out! I was just joking, I'm glued to this one!

[hammerheart]

I'm not exactly sure where this thread took a wrong turn to be totally honest. My g/f is 16 years younger than me and a sexual deviant. Needless to say I'm having fun coming out of a nearly sexless marriage. lmao

Yeah I recall your story with wife struggling with lyme... deviant how?

[MuscleScience]

Squirting orgasms are different.

Dude enjoy the fuck out of that. I had one girl that was a hardecore squiter. There is no better ego buster than ramming it home and hitting that one spot that makers her pussy explode past your dick and soaking your balls and legs....

Fuck me i should have married that girl...

[PistolPete33]

Yeah I recall your story with wife struggling with lyme... deviant how?

Yeah, she had Lyme Disease and just gave up on life more or less. it was a long struggle but thankfully she's no longer sick but it ended up costing us our marriage. Still love her but we just aren't compatable any longer.

The new G/F is just a freak when it comes to sex. She basically says "do whatever you want" and once I figured out that she squirts it's been fucking crazy.... She will do just about anything I want her to do and she now wants to do a 3some with another hot woman. She dresses up and wears heels whenever I want and we have sex prob. 10+ times a week at a minimum. Last night we had sex about 7 times and she must have squirted 25-30 times. I've never experienced anything like it.

[PistolPete33]

Dude enjoy the fuck out of that. I had one girl that was a hardecore squiter. There is no better ego buster than ramming it home and hitting that one spot that makers her pussy explode past your dick and soaking your balls and legs....

Fuck me i should have married that girl...

tell me about it!!!!!! Your pounding away and you feel the explosion. So hot and so sexy. I'm going to marry this girl. lmao

[hammerheart]

Yeah, she had Lyme Disease and just gave up on life more or less. it was a long struggle but thankfully she's no longer sick but it ended up costing us our marriage. Still love her but we just aren't compatable any longer.

The new G/F is just a freak when it comes to sex. She basically says "do whatever you want" and once I figured out that she squirts it's been fucking crazy.... She will do just about anything I want her to do and she now wants to do a 3some with another hot woman. She dresses up and wears heels whenever I want and we have sex prob. 10+ times a week at a minimum. Last night we had sex about 7 times and she must have squirted 25-30 times. I've never experienced anything like it.

That sounds real crazy man, thanks for sharing. I can of dream now.


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[PistolPete33]

That sounds real crazy man, thanks for sharing. I can of dream now.


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Yeah, whips, paddles, restraints, ball gags, anal toys, you name it.

[kelkel]

Yeah, whips, paddles, restraints, ball gags, anal toys, you name it.

Wait, are these used "on" you or "by" you? We need clarity here.

[MuscleScience]

tell me about it!!!!!! Your pounding away and you feel the explosion. So hot and so sexy. I'm going to marry this girl. lmao

Word of advice, the juices will start eating away at your dick over time so don’t fall asleep with it on you. Have a towel or have her clean you up after every squirt. I made the mistake of not doing that because I didn’t know better and almost ripped my skin just below my head clean off. It piled back and hurt like a mofo. Didn’t have sex for weeks after that.

[PistolPete33]

Wait, are these used "on" you or "by" you? We need clarity here.

By me on her.... haha Good point.

[Obs]

Wait, are these used "on" you or "by" you? We need clarity here.

The possibility that they might be used on Mr. Pete is getting kel worked up...

[Obs]

Word of advice, the juices will start eating away at your dick over time so don’t fall asleep with it on you. Have a towel or have her clean you up after every squirt. I made the mistake of not doing that because I didn’t know better and almost ripped my skin just below my head clean off. It piled back and hurt like a mofo. Didn’t have sex for weeks after that.

MS that was herpes.

[MuscleScience]

MS that was herpes.

Nope, squirters juices are like battery acid.

[Obs]

Nope, squirters juices are like battery acid.

I don't care I want what I want!

[PistolPete33]

Tonight I was a failure. Haha. On a cutting cycle of low test prop, Tren Ace, and Masteron Prop getting ready for a cruise in February. Well, my low test cause me to go limp quickly and not finish. Ugh. Gotta get that fixed. Might get some blood work done this week. Can’t afford to not make the misses happy.

[Obs]

Tonight I was a failure. Haha. On a cutting cycle of low test prop, Tren Ace, and Masteron Prop getting ready for a cruise in February. Well, my low test cause me to go limp quickly and not finish. Ugh. Gotta get that fixed. Might get some blood work done this week. Can’t afford to not make the misses happy.

running DA?

[David LoPan]

Tonight I was a failure. Haha. On a cutting cycle of low test prop, Tren Ace, and Masteron Prop getting ready for a cruise in February. Well, my low test cause me to go limp quickly and not finish. Ugh. Gotta get that fixed. Might get some blood work done this week. Can’t afford to not make the misses happy.

Fuck me, great thread. Tell her to forget what the BF scale says, it is about how you look in the mirror and how the clothing fits. If she is 30% then that is the ideal BF for her.

As for not making her happy, your mouth does work right!?! Eat that and order some Cialis. If not, send her over to me and I can help while you need time to get your bloodwork done. Happy to "FILL IN" for you with her.

[tarmyg]

Obviously, that body shape and believing she is fat has nothing to do with food, weight or body at all and all to do with her mind and what is going on in there.

[guitarzan]

Anal????? Threesomes????? Come on man, you killing me. My wife don't do none of that stuff. I'm bout to put her ass on anavar , maybe that'll help

[PistolPete33]

Anal????? Threesomes????? Come on man, you killing me. My wife don't do none of that stuff. I'm bout to put her ass on anavar, maybe that'll help

My ex-wife was like that so I got a younger version. hahaha

[< <Samson> >]

Right on brother!

Live it up, we all need to. Live is just too short to be so so down all the time.


Me & wife #2 got into this kinda of shit a few years back. We're still together & shit is better than ever.


And damn it, to get this kinda of explosion out of the wife is just so much work. Lol

[PistolPete33]

New Years Eve was EPIC!!!!! I will leave it at that but add lingerie, stockings, 6" heels, dark lipstick, and lots and lots and lots of squirting.....

[hammerheart]

Yeah but pics.

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[PistolPete33]

Yeah but pics.

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Hmmm.... I have a few but gotta keep them private.

I was messing around with her earlier today and she said "it's fine I will just go on your Steroid Forum and get all those dudes to want me." LMAO

[David LoPan]

Hmmm.... I have a few but gotta keep them private.

I was messing around with her earlier today and she said "it's fine I will just go on your Steroid Forum and get all those dudes to want me." LMAO

Private means just sharing with your friends on this site.

[PistolPete33]

Private means just sharing with your friends on this site.

Oh ok perfect. Lmao

[Clove1234]

This got out of hand haha

[PistolPete33]

This got out of hand haha

No joke!!!! My goal was to prove to my g/f that she's not fat and now all the guys on here want to bang her and she wants to bang them. LMAO. I guess I lose out in this deal. WTF HAHAHA