Changing location on my phone

[Obs]

Uh huh, just like you can now...lol.

But seriously I think you should keep location off anyway to save battery life.

Or Android
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You broke your phone in roid rage, had to buy a new one, an LG v40.

He is on an iphone.

(Coughiphonesaregaycoughcough)

[charger69]

He is on an iphone.

(Coughiphonesaregaycoughcough)

LG stands for Largely Gay!


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[Obs]

LG stands for Largely Gay!


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That was the post you commented on...? You need to read the one before.

[Obs]

I would say kel is speaking from experience.
I have been here before as well. If my gf said she was at home and I caught her lying, I would probabluy pack my bags and be gone. I would ignore her calls forever, until I got horny and then I would answer and feel her out.... At least an hour or two.

We would blow up at each other on the phone and threaten everything under the sun and she would finally spill the beans, "I was at bass pro ordering you a barret m82a1..."

Goddamn I would feel like shit and go on a four day binge at the gym and lose 15 lbs drinking myself to sleep in my truck, babbling to strangers and my family on steroid .com, about how my gf was a goddamn bitch.

I am too goddamn old to sleep in my truck and I cant get a hotel because I would do bad shit there. So I would call her up feeling her out again. Conversations would be sad and softer...

"I am home."

Then I would throw her down on the bed and eat her pyssy like an oyster bar buffet. I would f the s outta her and tell her I loved her and that I was sorry and a dick. Then we would cry together for an hour. We would both wake up drunk and feel really akward but we would not show it and we would smile at each other and go eat a giant fucking breakfast at IHOP or something of the sort.

That breakfast will be just bad ass Octane.
Think about this.
You can't do any better.

She is only nuts because she loves you to death. She is twice as loyal and crazy in bed just for this reason.

8l

I never done this.

Do you people understand the art I lay down here?

[Couchlockd]

LG stands for Largely Gay!


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Lucky Goldstar.

Lots of people think it's "Life's Good". But life is not good, and LG would never perpetrate that lie.

[Beetlegeuse]

I dont think humans were meant to mate for life. We invented marriage and the concept of life long relationships

There is no species of mammal in which the male is significantly larger than the female that is by nature monogamous. And the human male on average is very significantly larger than the average human female.

[Obs]

There is no species of mammal in which the male is significantly larger than the female that is by nature monogamous. And the human male on average is very significantly larger than the average human female.

Ceptin we got book smarts n such.
Its like we gots a hiur cognition or somethun.

If we live like animals, we live like animals. In which case we will fight for posession of octanes female and domination of the nearby herd.

God... I am fucking ready for this.
I am so horny I will mate with the first beta I put down.

[Capebuffalo]

Ceptin we got book smarts n such.
Its like we gots a hiur cognition or somethun.

If we live like animals, we live like animals. In which case we will fight for posession of octanes female and domination of the nearby herd.

God... I am fucking ready for this.
I am so horny I will mate with the first beta I put down.

Be rough but don’t hurt Charger. He’s got pretty boobies.

[Obs]

Be rough but don’t hurt Charger. He’s got pretty boobies.

Lmfao!

[GearHeaded]

I dont think humans were meant to mate for life. We invented marriage and the concept of life long relationships

There is no species of mammal in which the male is significantly larger than the female that is by nature monogamous. And the human male on average is very significantly larger than the average human female.

well not sure what your point is. but yeah humans are far from a monogamous species. even for those married, the average person has had at least 6 sexual partners on average. and 'marriage' in its origins had nothing to do with being sexually monogamous , it just meant you had legal/marital standing with the sexual partners you chose (it was common to 'own' multiple wives at one time.. thus marriage and monogamy were not related at all)

[Obs]

well not sure what your point is. but yeah humans are far from a monogamous species. even for those married, the average person has had at least 6 sexual partners on average. and 'marriage' in its origins had nothing to do with being sexually monogamous , it just meant you had legal/marital standing with the sexual partners you chose (it was common to 'own' multiple wives at one time.. thus marriage and monogamy were not related at all)

I would like to pee in the butt of every girl that comes along. That makes for a real shitty family life though.
Most people are even more jealous than they are whores.

[Chrisp83TRT]

Peeing in butts is fun.

As I get
Older , yes wanting to fuck every hot chick is a mans dream but i crave that lifelong connection and friendship from one person.
Marriage is a piece of paper that usually breaks people apart rather then bringing them together. Sad but true


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[balance]

Do you people understand the art I lay down here?

Bro anytime I see you post this long I get popcorn ready first. You cease to disappoint.

[Obs]

Bro anytime I see you post this long I get popcorn ready first. You cease to disappoint.

Thank you sir

[charger69]

That was the post you commented on...? You need to read the one before.

I did that was the response. Don’t underestimate Charger LOL


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[charger69]

Be rough but don’t hurt Charger. He’s got pretty boobies.

Why thank you sir!!


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[Obs]

I did that was the response. Don’t underestimate Charger LOL


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I will be damned if I ever lay out imaginary true scenarios of my love life to you ever again.

[Capebuffalo]

I would say kel is speaking from experience.
I have been here before as well. If my gf said she was at home and I caught her lying, I would probabluy pack my bags and be gone. I would ignore her calls forever, until I got horny and then I would answer and feel her out.... At least an hour or two.

We would blow up at each other on the phone and threaten everything under the sun and she would finally spill the beans, "I was at bass pro ordering you a barret m82a1..."

Goddamn I would feel like shit and go on a four day binge at the gym and lose 15 lbs drinking myself to sleep in my truck, babbling to strangers and my family on steroid .com, about how my gf was a goddamn bitch.

I am too goddamn old to sleep in my truck and I cant get a hotel because I would do bad shit there. So I would call her up feeling her out again. Conversations would be sad and softer...

"I am home."

Then I would throw her down on the bed and eat her pyssy like an oyster bar buffet. I would f the s outta her and tell her I loved her and that I was sorry and a dick. Then we would cry together for an hour. We would both wake up drunk and feel really akward but we would not show it and we would smile at each other and go eat a giant fucking breakfast at IHOP or something of the sort.

That breakfast will be just bad ass Octane.
Think about this.
You can't do any better.

She is only nuts because she loves you to death. She is twice as loyal and crazy in bed just for this reason.

8l

I never done this.

Reminds me of a book I read. How to Eat Pussy that Smells Like Shellfish. A Love Story.

[Obs]

Reminds me of a book I read. How to Eat Pussy that Smells Like Shellfish. A Love Story.

Lmao

[Octaneforce]

I cant even keep up with you guys haha. Obs your a fuckin legend