Ethically non monogamous? (Lady troubles)

**GirlyGymRat** · 03-25-2019, 07:05 PM

And.....what’s status please?

**Obs** · 03-25-2019, 07:51 PM

HMB died tragically when a transgender hooker discovered girl #4.
There was a spat, a scuffle, and he was impaled on an 18 inch prosthetic penis.

He leaves behind an xbox, two cousins, (he kissed them both) and several vials of unexplained oil.

**HoldMyBeer** · 03-26-2019, 03:35 AM

Originally Posted by Obs

HMB died tragically when a transgender hooker discovered girl #4.
There was a spat, a scuffle, and he was impaled on an 18 inch prosthetic penis.

He leaves behind an xbox, two cousins, (he kissed them both) and several vials of unexplained oil.

LMAO, I was literally just logging in to give an update. I'm actually on the board quite a bit, I just don't post to often.
After many of hours of surgery, they were able to revive me and remove the prosthetic penis. I will forever be walking with a limp because one of the balls was too close to my spine to safely remove

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**HoldMyBeer** · 03-26-2019, 03:44 AM

Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat

And.....what’s status please?

So I had g2 over Friday night. My apartment flooded in the middle of the night, she was great. Supportive, helpful, knew I was upset so she bought me pizza delivery to cheer me up.
She leaves Saturday morning
G1 is supposed to come over Saturday afternoon, I tell her my apartment was flooded, I was stressed out, and could use some company asap. She tells me she's running an hour late, then shows up 2 hours later. I bring her wine tasting, to a little boutique she likes, we cook dinner, watch TV, and crash. She is supposed to stay until Sunday night, but tells me she's leaving at 4 instead to get to the gym. So I make plans at 430.
430 Sunday rolls around, she still hasn't left, so I kindly tell her that I have to go to make my plans. She turns into a bitch and leaves.
So g1 is now out, and g2 is in. I was quite fond of g1, so that doesn't feel too good and I find myself thinking about her more often than I would like. But g2 is better in every aspect, so I can't complain

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**Mooseman33** · 03-26-2019, 07:21 AM

so over thinking this.

keep them both and keep looking.

**Obs** · 03-26-2019, 08:00 AM

Originally Posted by HoldMyBeer

So I had g2 over Friday night. My apartment flooded in the middle of the night, she was great. Supportive, helpful, knew I was upset so she bought me pizza delivery to cheer me up.
She leaves Saturday morning
G1 is supposed to come over Saturday afternoon, I tell her my apartment was flooded, I was stressed out, and could use some company asap. She tells me she's running an hour late, then shows up 2 hours later. I bring her wine tasting, to a little boutique she likes, we cook dinner, watch TV, and crash. She is supposed to stay until Sunday night, but tells me she's leaving at 4 instead to get to the gym. So I make plans at 430.
430 Sunday rolls around, she still hasn't left, so I kindly tell her that I have to go to make my plans. She turns into a bitch and leaves.
So g1 is now out, and g2 is in. I was quite fond of g1, so that doesn't feel too good and I find myself thinking about her more often than I would like. But g2 is better in every aspect, so I can't complain

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Hell with that you do not like #1

Run away.
She will call back dont answer.
When she comes by tell her to leave that there is nothing to talk about

Tell her you are 100% done.
If she does it again or wont leave call cops.

About 50-75% of girls like that will get you in trouble with the cops if they can. I.e. knock themselves down hitting you and call the cops and say you pushed them.

Been here many times.
If they cant keep their shit together for a few datescthen they are broken and un fixable

**KittyO1** · 03-26-2019, 08:23 AM

Originally Posted by bethdoth

Good guys finish last. Dump them both and keep fishing while doing catch and release. When you find the right one you will know, nothing you have said makes me believe that you are head over heals in love with any one girl and are ready to take the marriage plunge. Take this advise from someone who got married at 19 and 39 years later is still with her. Hummm must be our secret lifestyle!!!! or her amazing tits, or is it her CS abilities or the fact that I can do what I want with her in bed????? Or is it that we enjoy being together?
Play the field my friend and enjoy youth while you have it!

This 100%!! I have been with my husband since I was 15! Married at 18...He’s my best friend!

**HoldMyBeer** · 03-26-2019, 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by Obs

Hell with that you do not like #1

Run away.
She will call back dont answer.
When she comes by tell her to leave that there is nothing to talk about

Tell her you are 100% done.
If she does it again or wont leave call cops.

About 50-75% of girls like that will get you in trouble with the cops if they can. I.e. knock themselves down hitting you and call the cops and say you pushed them.

Been here many times.
If they cant keep their shit together for a few datescthen they are broken and un fixable

YUUUPPP and you're fucked because you're the man so you're auto guilty

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**GirlyGymRat** · 03-26-2019, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by HoldMyBeer

So I had g2 over Friday night. My apartment flooded in the middle of the night, she was great. Supportive, helpful, knew I was upset so she bought me pizza delivery to cheer me up.
She leaves Saturday morning
G1 is supposed to come over Saturday afternoon, I tell her my apartment was flooded, I was stressed out, and could use some company asap. She tells me she's running an hour late, then shows up 2 hours later. I bring her wine tasting, to a little boutique she likes, we cook dinner, watch TV, and crash. She is supposed to stay until Sunday night, but tells me she's leaving at 4 instead to get to the gym. So I make plans at 430.
430 Sunday rolls around, she still hasn't left, so I kindly tell her that I have to go to make my plans. She turns into a bitch and leaves.
So g1 is now out, and g2 is in. I was quite fond of g1, so that doesn't feel too good and I find myself thinking about her more often than I would like. But g2 is better in every aspect, so I can't complain

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HMB...if not too personal...Why would a guy think it’s ok to be treated poorly by anyone and especially gf?

**HoldMyBeer** · 03-27-2019, 03:32 AM

Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat

HMB...if not too personal...Why would a guy think it’s ok to be treated poorly by anyone and especially gf?

Yeah... I'm a pushover when it comes to women. I know she's a good person at heart and her intent isn't to be a bitch. I always take character and intent into consideration when a situation comes up. She just has issues that prevent her from thinking rationally. Thankfully I got out of that.
How did Obs put it? Future ex plaintiff, wife, and baby momma?

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**XnavyHMCS** · 03-27-2019, 03:46 AM

Originally Posted by bethdoth

Good guys finish last. Dump them both and keep fishing while doing catch and release. When you find the right one you will know, nothing you have said makes me believe that you are head over heals in love with any one girl and are ready to take the marriage plunge. Take this advise from someone who got married at 19 and 39 years later is still with her. Hummm must be our secret lifestyle!!!! or her amazing tits, or is it her CS abilities or the fact that I can do what I want with her in bed????? Or is it that we enjoy being together?
Play the field my friend and enjoy youth while you have it!

Great advice here, bro!!!
This comes from an abject failure at relationships...
Married, how many times...???

**HoldMyBeer** · 03-27-2019, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by Obs

Hell with that you do not like #1

Run away.
She will call back dont answer.
When she comes by tell her to leave that there is nothing to talk about

Tell her you are 100% done.
If she does it again or wont leave call cops.

About 50-75% of girls like that will get you in trouble with the cops if they can. I.e. knock themselves down hitting you and call the cops and say you pushed them.

Been here many times.
If they cant keep their shit together for a few datescthen they are broken and un fixable

You were right, per usual. She called.
I answered despite knowing better, told her no. She wants to talk in person, still planning on telling her no. Hopefully I can stay strong ... Why did I answer again? Oh right, because I'm fucking dumb.
She will probably be sweet, try to seduce me per usual, probably blow me in the parking lot again. Thankfully I got laid last night a few times, and might not be too horny to be unable to turn her down
Maybe I should stop trying to be nice dumping her and do so in a fashion she hates me and stops calling.... But not so much so she goes crazy and the police get involved....

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**Obs** · 03-27-2019, 06:48 PM

Originally Posted by HoldMyBeer

You were right, per usual. She called.
I answered despite knowing better, told her no. She wants to talk in person, still planning on telling her no. Hopefully I can stay strong ... Why did I answer again? Oh right, because I'm fucking dumb.
She will probably be sweet, try to seduce me per usual, probably blow me in the parking lot again. Thankfully I got laid last night a few times, and might not be too horny to be unable to turn her down
Maybe I should stop trying to be nice dumping her and do so in a fashion he hates me and stops calling.... But not so much so she goes crazy and the police get involved....

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You live in an apartment right?

Lay a baseball bat near your neighbors car
with a single rose on the hood of it and a note that says:
Thanks for the good time I am done with you.

Invite her over and tell her you love her.
Fake cry and F the S out of her.
When satisfied say "I left a suprise for you on my car outside."

When she goes to get it lock the door and dial 911.

"This crazy bitch is beating the shit out of my neighbors car..."

**Obs** · 03-27-2019, 06:50 PM

Originally Posted by HoldMyBeer

Maybe I should stop trying to be nice dumping her and do so in a fashion he hates me and stops calling....

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I think you mean "It".

**GirlyGymRat** · 03-27-2019, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by HoldMyBeer

You were right, per usual. She called.
I answered despite knowing better, told her no. She wants to talk in person, still planning on telling her no. Hopefully I can stay strong ... Why did I answer again? Oh right, because I'm fucking dumb.

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Really? REALLY!!!!!

This is now beyond dumb.....Future ex with kiddo! I feel sorry for the kid.

**Obs** · 03-27-2019, 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat

Really? REALLY!!!!!

This is now beyond dumb.....Future ex with kiddo! I feel sorry for the kid.

Crazy women.
I have known the ultimate craziest.
I had to deal with one many many years before I divorced and then the cloud was lifted.

They are shiny at first and thats how they lock you in. They make you a complete testotardyl.

**HoldMyBeer** · 03-28-2019, 04:06 AM

Originally Posted by Obs

I think you mean "It".

Lul typo

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**HoldMyBeer** · 03-28-2019, 04:08 AM

Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat

Really? REALLY!!!!!

This is now beyond dumb.....Future ex with kiddo! I feel sorry for the kid.

I have 2 weaknesses in life, food and women.
I temporarily have 2 GFs.... I thought I was doing the right thing and telling her in person it was over. But I folded like a wet napkin. I'll just ignore her calls for a few days then shoot her a text ending it. That should sufficiently piss her off so she doesn't contact me again... Right?

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**HoldMyBeer** · 03-28-2019, 04:10 AM

Originally Posted by Obs

You live in an apartment right?

Lay a baseball bat near your neighbors car
with a single rose on the hood of it and a note that says:
Thanks for the good time I am done with you.

Invite her over and tell her you love her.
Fake cry and F the S out of her.
When satisfied say "I left a suprise for you on my car outside."

When she goes to get it lock the door and dial 911.

"This crazy bitch is beating the shit out of my neighbors car..."

She's actually a lawyer... Time to test how good of a criminal defense lawyer she is?

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**GirlyGymRat** · 03-28-2019, 05:19 AM

Originally Posted by HoldMyBeer

I have 2 weaknesses in life, food and women.
I temporarily have 2 GFs.... I thought I was doing the right thing and telling her in person it was over. But I folded like a wet napkin. I'll just ignore her calls for a few days then shoot her a text ending it. That should sufficiently piss her off so she doesn't contact me again... Right?

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HMB - it’s all about your response and nothing to do with hers.

Having a weakness women makes your word appear weak in this thread....I told her no and then continue to discuss, text, talk.

Just my 2 cents.

**HoldMyBeer** · 03-28-2019, 06:12 AM

Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat

HMB - it’s all about your response and nothing to do with hers.

Having a weakness women makes your word appear weak in this thread....I told her no and then continue to discuss, text, talk.

Just my 2 cents.

Can't argue w that
The problem what I want and my intent changes as soon as I see her

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