Would you rather?

[sv.elia]

C'mon, let's play this one

The poster above asks the question "would you rather x or y" and the poster below answers, while asking the next poster another "would you rather" question.

Would you rather be poor and fit or rich and struggle with boody fat percentage?

[< <Samson> >]

Y would you struggle with Bf if you have the cash to get lypo?!


Fit & broke is never fun


Aight, what would you rather have as a juice side effect - cranial growth or gyno growth?!


Lol

[tarmyg]

I play this with my 10-year old all the time and it 100% end up with something around: "Dad, would you rather eat poop or live without a butt?".

[KINGKONG]

Fit
Money comes and goes)
Def gyno growth get them tits removed but can’t do anything with huge head and all your stretched out gym shirts

[Obs]

Rather eat shit

[Obs]

Would you rather be gay or celibate

[KINGKONG]

Would you rather be gay or celibate

I’d rather take a large caliber rifle and put it in my mouth..is that a option?
No sex, rather die
Sex with men, rather die
Yeah that’s a no brainer

[Capebuffalo]

I’d rather take a large caliber rifle and put it in my mouth..is that a option?
No sex, rather die
Sex with men, rather die
Yeah that’s a no brainer

So you’re a maybe. Got it.

[KINGKONG]

So you’re a maybe. Got it.

Spot on..

[sv.elia]

I’d rather take a large caliber rifle and put it in my mouth..is that a option?
No sex, rather die
Sex with men, rather die
Yeah that’s a no brainer

you forgot to ask the next poster a "would you rather" question

[KINGKONG]

you forgot to ask the next poster a "would you rather" question

My bad
Would you rather
Be handicapped(can’t walk) or blind

[Obs]

My bad
Would you rather
Be single and have plenty of women or married and have kids

Too late but opt 1

[KINGKONG]

Too late but opt 1

You fucker lol
That was for you!
Figured

[GearHeaded]

My bad
Would you rather
Be handicapped(can’t walk) or blind

handicap .. I can still see my kids grow up

would you rather have no hands and stuck never having a girlfriend ever either..
or
have a super hot girlfriend but no dick

[< <Samson> >]

300 pound battle lobster?

Lmfao


That's good shit


Fuck, 200 unless she's 6'

[Obs]

I would kick the shit outta that mountain lion.
I was married to a 300lb battle lobster.

I aint doing it again!

I will crawl inside that mountain pussy and shit in its lungs!
Kitty cat better come ready to throw down! I aint leaving it room for error!

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Once more into the fray, into the last good fight I’ll ever know. Live and die on this day. Live and die on this day.

[Obs]

Would you rather give up AAS or your S/O?

[sv.elia]

S/O as I don't have one. ASS make me happy on their own

Would you rather be ugly (in whatever ways you define it) and have a gorgeous partner or look exactly as you want and be able to attract only people that are far from your beauty standards?

[Obs]

S/O as I don't have one. ASS make me happy on their own

Would you rather be ugly (in whatever ways you define it) and have a gorgeous partner or look exactly as you want and be able to attract only people that are far from your beauty standards?

Already ugly.

WYR be blind or paralyzed from the waist down?

[< <Samson> >]

WYR be blind or paralyzed from the waist down?

With my current mindset I coulnd't bare either


And, people who r ugly with hot ass partners are "always" insecure af





This is a tad more real:


: Good easy job with decent pay(zero future), or try to build a business from the ground up?

[Obs]

With my current mindset I coulnd't bare either


And, people who r ugly with hot ass partners are "always" insecure af





This is a tad more real:


: Good easy job with decent pay(zero future), or try to build a business from the ground up?

Business ground up.
Can't own this pony.

[i_SLAM_cougars]

Would you rather live in poverty forever with the hottest girl in the world...

or, be stupid rich forever but be married to a whale?

[< <Samson> >]

Would you rather live in poverty forever with the hottest girl in the world...

or, be stupid rich forever but be married to a whale?

Again - if you got the cash, let the whale free



One super hot wife would still get old after a decade - don't ask me how I know

[Capebuffalo]

Would you rather have no sense of smell or no sense of taste.

[i_SLAM_cougars]

Would you rather have no sense of smell or no sense of taste.

Well I basically have no sense of smell as it is, and I don’t feel like I’m missing anything.

Although no sense of taste might help with the diet... and eating ass.

hmm... Ill take no sense of smell

[KINGKONG]

Would you rather have no sense of smell or no sense of taste.

I have no sense in taste soooo...

[i_SLAM_cougars]

Would you rather be eaten by a bear, or army ants?

[Cuz]

Would you rather be eaten by a bear, or army ants?

Probably a bear, ive always wanted to fight one with a knife just bc i fucking hate bears and pretty much any other predator.


Would you rather live to be 120 and miserable or die doing something you love doing?

[Obs]

Probably a bear, ive always wanted to fight one with a knife just bc i fucking hate bears and pretty much any other predator.


Would you rather live to be 120 and miserable or die doing something you love doing?

Im working on it give me a little bit.

Would you rather live to be 90 and normal or 40- 50 and an inspirational master of your craft... A champion well known...?

[sv.elia]

40-50, a short and merry life

Would you rather have a free coach or free gear?

[HoldMyBeer]

As long as we have people like GearHeaded and others that are willing to share their expertise, free gear.

Would you rather be swallowed whole by a whale or eaten alive by 100 rabid ducks?

Note that that is literal. No euphemisms.

Whale. I'd rather suffocate than be eaten alive (which is what happens when you're eaten whole by a whale)
Would you rather (permanently) have the body of Dave crossland or Zac effron (little muscle but low bodyfat or a lot of muscle with high bodyfat)?

[Staynattybruh]

Whale. I'd rather suffocate than be eaten alive (which is what happens when you're eaten whole by a whale)
Would you rather (permanently) have the body of Dave crossland or Zac effron (little muscle but low bodyfat or a lot of muscle with high bodyfat)?

Def effron. Of course I'd want to be bigger but I also like smashing hot chicks sooooo. I mean I cant imagine anyone picking crossland anyhow..he's big but not in any appealing way if you ask me.

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[i_SLAM_cougars]

Whale. I'd rather suffocate than be eaten alive (which is what happens when you're eaten whole by a whale)
Would you rather (permanently) have the body of Dave crossland or Zac effron (little muscle but low bodyfat or a lot of muscle with high bodyfat)?

I’ll take the guy on the bottom. The other guy reminds me too much of my skinny natty ass in the 8th grade.

Big dude looks like he can bench press a truck, and I like to run my mouth.

[diesel101]

Would you rather be eaten by a bear, or army ants?

Bear, but with my built up anger and hostility he might have his hands or should i say paws full for awhile.

[Family_guy]

Whale. I'd rather suffocate than be eaten alive (which is what happens when you're eaten whole by a whale)
Would you rather (permanently) have the body of Dave crossland or Zac effron (little muscle but low bodyfat or a lot of muscle with high bodyfat)?

Effron duh! Come on now. Crossland looks like a fat turd.

WYR be second in the chain of a human centipede(so basically your eating fresh shit and shitting in the guys behind you mouth but the person Who’s ass your glued to is a really hot chick who doesn’t each much anyways) or be at the very end of that human shit centipede so that by that point the shit is mostly processed and it won’t really be much like the shit at the front of the line.

[Obs]

Effron duh! Come on now. Crossland looks like a fat turd.

WYR be second in the chain of a human centipede(so basically your eating fresh shit and shitting in the guys behind you mouth but the person Who’s ass your glued to is a really hot chick who doesn’t each much anyways) or be at the very end of that human shit centipede so that by that point the shit is mostly processed and it won’t really be much like the shit at the front of the line.

What!?

Take the fat off...
Effron is a bitch and thats one of his best photos.

One can protect a woman, the other is a woman.

[i_SLAM_cougars]

Effron duh! Come on now. Crossland looks like a fat turd.

WYR be second in the chain of a human centipede(so basically your eating fresh shit and shitting in the guys behind you mouth but the person Who’s ass your glued to is a really hot chick who doesn’t each much anyways) or be at the very end of that human shit centipede so that by that point the shit is mostly processed and it won’t really be much like the shit at the front of the line.

Since I picked Crossland and not effron I don’t have to worry about being in the human goddamn centipede, because i’d just beat the stupid doctor to death

[Family_guy]

Since I picked Crossland and not effron I don’t have to worry about being in the human goddamn centipede, because i’d just beat the stupid doctor to death

Nope
You have to choose! Follow the rules! Your too obs. Effron looks way better than that fat turd. Plain and simple

[Obs]

Nope
You have to choose! Follow the rules! Your too obs. Effron looks way better than that fat turd. Plain and simple

Would you rather suck my d or get aids!

[Obs]

Gf said crossland! Suck it fg!
She said effron is a bitch!
Lmfao!