
Originally Posted by
Windex
You don't need a gym
- Resistance Bands $20
- A few assorted dumbbells $20-60
- Curl bar (can also be used for skull crushers, sumo deadlift, mock squats, and military press) $30
- A few plates for said bar $20-30
- Exercise mat or yoga mat $10
- Bodyweight : Priceless
Heck you could even go to the hardware store and buy empty buckets and fill them with sand, 5lb protein, or whatever yoh have where you know the weight)
Can easily do push ups, core, and body weight squats.
Any sturdy chair lets you do more push up variations, dips, etc.
Need more body weight? Wear more clothing. Add a 10 lb bag of rice on your lap when doing dips.
Want a harder leg workout? Find a beautiful chica and do lunges while princess carrying her. Getting to easy? Feed her more to increase your difficulty as she gains weights.