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  1. 08-07-2003, 07:44 PM #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by punk_bbuilder
    You mean you prefer getting head ,.....right Bro ??????
    what a disasterous mistake.
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    From jerking to sucking. I guess I'll add my 2 cents. I had a girl give me head in my room while I was living with my parents. She was all "dont cum in my mouth ok?" LOL it was hard keeping a straight face "of course not". So later on BLAM!!!!!!! she jumped up immediatly ran to the bathroom and started hurling. funny thing was my dad knocks on the bathroom door "mikey you ok in there?" hehe mikey is my brother. O and nothing beats a women taking it all the way down and putting your balls in her mouth 2.
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    I don't know about you, but I am getting a woody just reading all this
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  4. 08-08-2003, 01:42 PM #84
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    You must have a small penis if she is able to take it all the way down and EVEN the nuts.... IMO... I mean if it is small sorry for bringing it up. Ya know they have surgeries that could probably increase the size....
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  5. 08-08-2003, 04:04 PM #85
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    hehe that would be another post. Well if you consider 10" small...... I know im not as gifted as some out there. I think it was the fact she was extremely experienced. Shit havnt you seen the porns where they do that?
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  6. 08-09-2003, 11:19 PM #86
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    There is ONLY ONE girl whom I have seen who DEEP throats SO AWESOME. I mean she is the only chick I would give money to to get a blowjob. A LOT OF MONEY. Heather brook I think. ideepthroat dot com. OMG. That girl is AWESOME. Never seen a girl able to do that. I mean, where does it go? The back of her head?? Seriously.... Girls arent trained like they used to be, or I am just not being persausive enough... Anywya...
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  7. 08-10-2003, 08:02 AM #87
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    BERMICH i totally agree...heather is the shit. I have everyone of her movies. I would honostly pay hundreds of dollars for a BJ from this chick. I suggest anyone should check her out. Her husband that she does all the porno with doesnt have a small jimmy either. This mofo is hung like a horse and she takes it all the way down to his nutz. Then she takes the full load like a champ.
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  8. 08-10-2003, 11:09 AM #88
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    I do it after I workout, that is when I retire to my room, shut out my roomates, turn the lights down, whack it and swallow the evidence...
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  9. 08-10-2003, 09:19 PM #89
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    Ewwwwwwww. You swallow your own nut. That is some nasty shit. I cant even touch it or smell it without freaking out. If I nut on a girl's stomache or tits and some of it gets on me I literally freak out like I have acid or some shit on me. I hate the stuff.
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    Thats just how true players run shit ya know?
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  11. 08-10-2003, 11:34 PM #91
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    Well if that is being a true player then I quit that game. I will just ref the games for now on. Im getting too old for the new line of players now a days. Even the chicks are getting out of hand with their shit. By no means is it a bad thing, I just gotta refigure their game plan out.
    The girls now adays are using lines on guys that make a guy's jaw drop. Its getting awesome...
    Peace out...
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  12. 08-11-2003, 12:10 AM #92
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    oldschool

    I am old school boys. Time to get the groove on...Honet say your prayers to the holly worm.
    Quote Originally Posted by bermich
    Well if that is being a true player then I quit that game. I will just ref the games for now on. Im getting too old for the new line of players now a days. Even the chicks are getting out of hand with their shit. By no means is it a bad thing, I just gotta refigure their game plan out.
    The girls now adays are using lines on guys that make a guy's jaw drop. Its getting awesome...
    Peace out...
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  13. 08-21-2003, 06:38 AM #93
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    swallow the evidence?? WTF u serious? geezus doesnt that make you gay or something?? well if it doesnt it should, thats fucked up.

    real players eh? i think i'll retire.
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  14. 08-21-2003, 05:02 PM #94
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    I know. I think that ruined the whole thread. Once they get to the "Swallowing HIS OWN LOAD" it grosses everyone out..
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  15. 08-22-2003, 06:42 AM #95
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    bermich: yeah totally right, i still gag at the thought arrgggg
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    Gotta bump this one...except for the swallowing your own jizz thing.................I just lost my appetite....damn......
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  17. 08-22-2003, 08:53 AM #97
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lostsoul
    swallow the evidence?? WTF u serious? geezus doesnt that make you gay or something?? well if it doesnt it should, thats fucked up.

    real players eh? i think i'll retire.
    If it's his own that doesn't make him gay. If it's someone else's... I'd think so.
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  18. 08-22-2003, 12:42 PM #98
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    If it's his own that doesn't make him gay. If it's someone else's... I'd think so.
    That's just sick.......... I will not even kiss my girl until she brushes her teeth and even then I'm still worried.
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  19. 08-22-2003, 03:19 PM #99
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMudMan
    That's just sick.......... I will not even kiss my girl until she brushes her teeth and even then I'm still worried.
    Hell it came out of you. Why not. If you're willing to put it her mouth you should be willing to put it in yours.

    Me, I do neither.
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  20. 08-22-2003, 04:07 PM #100
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Hell it came out of you. Why not. If you're willing to put it her mouth you should be willing to put it in yours.

    Me, I do neither.
    NO way bro..... She likes it not me
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  21. 08-22-2003, 05:27 PM #101
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Hell it came out of you. Why not. If you're willing to put it her mouth you should be willing to put it in yours.

    Me, I do neither.
    BRO. What are you talking about???? I put my cock in her mouth but I sure dont put a cock in my mouth..... Just cause I shoot a load in a girls mouth DOES NOT mean I should consider shooting a load in my mouth. I mean its fine if you have those tendancies but its not my sort of gig.
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  22. 08-22-2003, 05:30 PM #102
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    You mean if you could put your own dick in your mouth you would? shit spend hours in your room. just dont put out an eye. LOL
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  23. 08-22-2003, 05:39 PM #103
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    Quote Originally Posted by bermich
    BRO. What are you talking about???? I put my cock in her mouth but I sure dont put a cock in my mouth..... Just cause I shoot a load in a girls mouth DOES NOT mean I should consider shooting a load in my mouth. I mean its fine if you have those tendancies but its not my sort of gig.

    As I said I do neither.
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  24. 08-23-2003, 12:49 PM #104
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    Im just playin.
    If I could put my dick in my mouth Im sure it would have gotten old and boring by now. Same thing as jerking off I would assume. Occasionally you switch hands just to give it that new girl feel. Ya know all clumsy not knowing how you like it yet. Takes a little longer than usual.
    I guess I went into a little too much detail but this is the thread to let it all out.
    Im still stuck on that swallowing his own load thing

    Just type a post saying JK so we can all sleep better at night.
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  25. 08-23-2003, 05:32 PM #105
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    Ok I started this thread and it has gone places that no thread has gone before. IMO....Swallowing of seamen is pretty fucking wierd. But, If i could suck my own wiener (just like will ferrel did in his yoga class on SNL) i just might but i def. would NOT swallow my spunk. SHit dude and lastly yes sometimes you gotta switch up hands.....
    Try these:
    SIt on your hand till its numb and wack off--its called the stranger.
    STick you hand in a bucket and give yourself the frosty stranger. or turn it into a workout like doing 3 sets x 40 reps of RVC's (reverse cock grabs.) I always do those post workout.
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  26. 08-23-2003, 06:08 PM #106
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    I was just looking at that. I never would have thought a thread called WACKING IT would have 1,000 views and like 100 posts.
    Hmmm...
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  27. 08-23-2003, 06:37 PM #107
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    Damn I knew there waz some crazy/sick people on this board, but swallowing your own nut? WTF? Ok, I thought he waz kidding but he hasnt replied to pick up his honor. LOL, and ya call that a true player. Yhea, if there is GAY PLAYERS!!!!
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    Alright now I knew there waz some sick/nasty people on this board, but swallowing your own nut? WTF? Alright at first I thought is was a joke, but the guy hasnt come back to reclaim his honor yet. A true player...lol, not unless there is such a thing az GAY PLAYERS!!!
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    WTF... I leave this board for a few days and look at the shit you guys are talking about. What physco ass people are you all? It is the fact that a pretty girl is giving you a BJ that makes it great, if a bald ugly fat guy with a gold tooth was giving you head we all would puke... except for that one guy with the load thing...jk I still like you..
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  30. 08-23-2003, 10:03 PM #110
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    RX. Youre just jealous cause you got left out of the conversation.
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  31. 08-24-2003, 12:36 AM #111
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    Quote Originally Posted by talon
    Alright now I knew there waz some sick/nasty people on this board, but swallowing your own nut? WTF? Alright at first I thought is was a joke, but the guy hasnt come back to reclaim his honor yet. A true player...lol, not unless there is such a thing az GAY PLAYERS!!!
    A guy swallowing his own spunk does not make him gay. Being gay would mean he's attracted to the same sex. What does one have to do with the other?
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    Ok if you swallow another dudes nut your gay but if you swallow your own what does that make you? Do you enjoy the taste of sperm? Fuck dude, I just dont get it. Ive heard of guys eating there load but i never thought the stories were true. Do you put it on crackers or add it to your protien shake. Im not trying to bring you down man but i just dont see the reasoning behind this. Have you ever smelled spunk, shit i feel bad if a chick takes a supreme load of man love. It smells horrible, Do you brush your teeth afterwords? For the love of god man just wipe it OFF on a TOWEL/SHIRT/SOCK...ETC.
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    Quote Originally Posted by punk_bbuilder
    Ok if you swallow another dudes nut your gay but if you swallow your own what does that make you? Do you enjoy the taste of sperm? Fuck dude, I just dont get it. Ive heard of guys eating there load but i never thought the stories were true. Do you put it on crackers or add it to your protien shake. Im not trying to bring you down man but i just dont see the reasoning behind this. Have you ever smelled spunk, shit i feel bad if a chick takes a supreme load of man love. It smells horrible, Do you brush your teeth afterwords? For the love of god man just wipe it OFF on a TOWEL/SHIRT/SOCK...ETC.

    I agree with you I think the whole idea is nasty. But it's his spunk, he can do what he wants with it.
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    We're not saying he cant do anything with it. But if we know he swallows it then we are grossed out by it. We arent saying he will get arrested for it.
    Just saying that even most girls dont swallow a guys load. Its awesome when they do but hardly any do.
    Enough about that. This thread is slowing to a terrible hault.
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    Gotta lighten this shit up...

    Why does a dog lick his balls??? Noooooo.

    Because he can't make his paw into a little fist!
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    Wouldnt it be like eating your booger? LOL trust me I'd never swallow a nut but maybe hes just comfortable with his body 8). O hey I used this heated oil "cherry" sceneted and HOLY after a little bit MY NUTS were on fire. She had to hop in the shower. I was like "I didnt wanna say anything when it first started burning, didnt know if it was burning you." She said "I didnt say anything but was thinking HURRY UP!!!" LOL
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    Why does a dog lick his nuts????
    Cause he knows he's gonna be licking your face a minute later....
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    What do girls and airplanes have in common??
    They both have cockpits
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    What do girls and airplanes have in common??
    I've never heard that one before!! Thanks for makin my day bermich!!
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    before, during, after, at night, and when i wake up.
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