View Poll Results: When do you rub the ol' one eye?

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  • Never, masturbation is wrong

    7 3.43%
  • Pre-workout

    16 7.84%
  • Pre-Post workout (all the time, too much testosterone)

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    76 37.25%
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    Wacking it

    Heres a question for every one, when do you wack it if at all, before or after a workout? Have fun with this one

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    Why the intrest?

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    What about us "During workout" folks? Do we not count?



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    Seeing about a drop in test., if i do it pre-workout im worthless in the gym of course. Ive noticed if i dont spank it for like a week, im so pissy i can lift more in the gym. Intrested to see if you all are the same way. Is it possible to go no sex no masterbation to increase test levels in the body?

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    Definately POST workout........Would never make it through squats if I was winded like that. That is one of my RULES now...never before a work out.

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    It's kind of a catch-22... you run TEST to help you get faster/better results from you workouts... but then it makes you so horny your either nailing the old lady or spankin it 5 times a day, effectively zapping your energy so your work-outs suffer... go figure..

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    I use masturbation as a workout.

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    I voted for both pre and post but can't remember when I last yanked my crank. Usually I have an orifice readily available to stick it into. As far as zapping energy, get your sex toy to sit on top of it, less work that way.

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    Post - it's turned into tradition. I train hard, come home and jerk off. Smoke some MJ, drink a protien shake and take a nap.

    That's my life and it's ending one day at a time

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    Quote Originally Posted by KeyMastur
    I use masturbation as a workout.
    LMFAO!!! The full body work-out huh?

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    bros

    i wack it like it's a fucking job!!!except preworkout.any other free time i get.....look out penis.you can scream if you want to , but no one is gonna hear you!!!!

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    Awesome reply, lol

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    OK, who put the vote in for "Never, masturbation is wrong" ???????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mentalism
    Post - it's turned into tradition. I train hard, come home and jerk off. Smoke some MJ, drink a protien shake and take a nap.

    That's my life and it's ending one day at a time
    bahaha, that was hilarious.

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    before my first cycle it was like once/day, during my cycle it was like 3-4/day, post cycle now its like twice/day (no gf on as sucks)

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    This post is OFFENSIVE. I vote it should be deleted.
    Although, I havent seen any female members vote. Whats up with that?

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    Posted by bermich - Today at 12:14 AM Although, I havent seen any female members vote. Whats up with that?
    Tha would because we don't "wack it"

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    She looking good.



    Quote Originally Posted by ichiban
    Tha would because we don't "wack it"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ichiban
    Tha would because we don't "wack it"
    Yeah but you can still pet the kitty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermich
    Yeah but you can still pet the kitty.

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    Can a mod change the poll so we can see who voted for what? I'm calling out the member who put the vote in for "Never, masturbation is wrong"

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    Since i posted it would i be able to see who posted what? It was one of the first 5 replys cuase i checked it over and over again

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    1h to 5 min before and 2h after
    but i found that my training is less intence if i abuse...
    and im forwarding LORDBLiTZ's advice. who the hell is such pure... maybe its in consequence to all the american publicity about sex-is-not-good-when-youre-young...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
    Can a mod change the poll so we can see who voted for what? I'm calling out the member who put the vote in for "Never, masturbation is wrong"

    Awwww come on!!!

    We needed at least one dissenting voice in there no?

    Spank my evil monkey! Spank it I say!

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    actually i havent whacked it in 4 days i think something is wrong! is this bad im 16

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    jesus christ if im on an off day ill go 5-6 times. im just a horny little fuck. the omly time i dont go that much is when my arms are sore, im drunk, or im getting the occasionally play at school

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    i feel guilty like im doing something bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by lloyd_cannon
    actually i havent whacked it in 4 days i think something is wrong! is this bad im 16
    You haven't whacked it 4 times today or you haven't wacked it in four days?

    If it's the first one, you're excused... for now at least.

    On the other hand if it's the second one... I can only say:

    Here is a public service announcement for ya bro...
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    ahah ok i wont. What about that movie 40 days 40 nights. lol no i will sometime

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    damn, even when i was dating my last girlfriend i was wacking off 3-4 times a day. i hate being so damn horny all the time

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    I just got a BJ off my GF an hour ago, shes pasted out and im already thinking of wacking it. If i dont spank my monkey after the gym i tend to break things. As far as the 16 yr old, dude when i was your age which was only 4 yrs ago, i was hammering the salami at least 3 times a day. I had a huge supply of porno which made it fun, porn is great try to get some.

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    Yeah i beat my meat like it owes me money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
    Yeah i beat my meat like it owes me money.
    That was great!

    Any guy that says he doesn't is lying....... I will have sex with my girl and have to rub one out later. It's like my sleeping pills.

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    man i have a computer dont I i have to watch what i say on this board some fuck knows me. but i did it was fun

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    I am whacking it right now, as i am tyyyyypppppppppiiiiiiiinnnnnnnggggg thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis..............oooooooh oooooooh aaaaaaaaah.

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    Hey it's yours! F'n use it!
    I had a girl who was like why do you still do it, we have sex all the time! I was like well what the fuck else am i supposed to do when your sleeping???? It's called rape in 49 of 50! Even my wife, doesn't get it! Hell, knuckle a couple out during the day and I go even longer!

    And definately if they say "no never" it's either that they're very religious or they're very stupid!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
    Can a mod change the poll so we can see who voted for what? I'm calling out the member who put the vote in for "Never, masturbation is wrong"
    I think I voted for that one just because. Just one of my lame ass moods where I didnt feel like voting but wanted to play with the rest of you...

    Im gonna hold off on wacking it for at least 4 days (IF POSSIBLE) so when I have an orgasm, Im gonna pull out and see if it hits her in the face from way down there. Just something I am planning out of boredom. I always think ahead like that.

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    keep us updated on that.

    That will be some shot unless shes 4foot 1inch

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermich
    I think I voted for that one just because. Just one of my lame ass moods where I didnt feel like voting but wanted to play with the rest of you...

    Im gonna hold off on wacking it for at least 4 days (IF POSSIBLE) so when I have an orgasm, Im gonna pull out and see if it hits her in the face from way down there. Just something I am planning out of boredom. I always think ahead like that.
    haha...i think about that shit all of the time...sometimes ill even purposely deny sex so i can build up bigger, messier loads of fun...haha it funny to see the look on their face when you "hose" them down.

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