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11-25-2021, 12:33 PM #1
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No sex before marriage
So I thought I had decided that I wouldn't have sex again until I'm married. I mean I thought I would try to find the right woman, settle down and all that.
But right now I'm on holiday in the Canary Islands, and I've just been to the gym. There was a girl there at the gym lying on the ground doing pelvic raises, and she took her mask off as I walked by and started fanning herself as she looked up at me. This was like something out of a Jennifer Lopez movie 20 years ago -- you couldn't give her less than 9 out of 10. All natural shape too, she didn't look like she'd been augmented.
Therefore, I may revise my personal policy on coitus. I'm here til January so there's ample time to reconsider.
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11-25-2021, 01:18 PM #2
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Just read thread topic < LMFAO
That's like buying a car without taking it out for test drive & trying out a few others before getting the one you wantLast edited by < <Samson> >; 11-25-2021 at 01:20 PM.
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11-25-2021, 01:33 PM #3
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I’d say no sex the morning before the actual marriage ceremony simply to make the evening more rewarding. Other than that . . .
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11-25-2021, 01:58 PM #4
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Best advice...
Originally Posted by < <Samson> >
Who the fuck thought up the "no sex before marriage" idea...???
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11-26-2021, 11:38 AM #5
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Originally Posted by XnavyHMCS
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11-26-2021, 11:52 AM #6
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Some religious nut case weirdo would be my guess Originally Posted by XnavyHMCS
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11-26-2021, 03:32 PM #7
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Totally, brother...!!! Originally Posted by < <Samson> >
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11-28-2021, 09:03 AM #8
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A virgin. Originally Posted by XnavyHMCS
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11-29-2021, 04:17 PM #9
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"No sex before marriage" is just what you tell your daughter while she's growing up. You tell your son to bag every broad he can slay and then give him an "attaboy" after he does it.
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11-30-2021, 02:01 AM #10
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The hotel entertainment girls needed help with the projector system, so I tried to fix it for them, and one of them came up behind me and was like 'If you get this working I'll do yoga for you in your room'.
I suppose life is short. It probably is.
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What was the result of this? Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo
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11-30-2021, 07:26 AM #12
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Nothing yet but I'll keep you posted. Originally Posted by davimeireles
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11-30-2021, 08:50 AM #13
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its all bullshit. you are so full of shit.
it gets even better with each post. I try to just ignore but you are the single weirdest mother fucker I have ever encountered.
that being said, you most likely are a nice guy on streets. creepy and weird yes, but nice.
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11-30-2021, 10:09 AM #14
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why marry at all ??? todays young women college educated are saying 65% do not plan to marry anytime soon..
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11-30-2021, 10:13 AM #15
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I say somethin like this fella Originally Posted by Mooseman33
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11-30-2021, 04:37 PM #16
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Puritans! Originally Posted by XnavyHMCS
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11-30-2021, 06:10 PM #17
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I was ready to abandon this thread, then it got interesting. Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo
Still reads kind of like it should start with "Dear Penthouse Forum", though...
PS - Pics or it never happened.
PPS - Pics of HER, not you.
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12-01-2021, 05:36 AM #18
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I'll be limiting myself if I go for this one because she's friends with the blonde German girl...... And if I am to be deflowered then I'll opt for the German. Originally Posted by Cylon357
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12-01-2021, 08:07 AM #19
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I say do it, hold out. I use to slay it in my youth but now that I am older(33) I find all that superficial stuff does not satisfy me anymore. There is a spiritual war on for humanity and we must remain pure of heart and prepare our hands for battle.
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12-01-2021, 08:59 AM #20
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Well my sword of war just got bloody spots after receiving the lips of a girl with braces... Originally Posted by Euroholic
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12-01-2021, 11:09 AM #21
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Today the hotel entertainment girl gave me a 1-to-1 yoga class up by the table tennis tables, and I'm pretty sure she noticed my half-boner.
It will be interesting to see where this goes. Although I'm eager for the German girl to come back.
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12-01-2021, 11:50 AM #22
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It's been many years since I fornicated. Is this how you present your flower to a potential lady?
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12-01-2021, 12:02 PM #23
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Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo
If you keep using terms like "deflowered" and calling your Jimmy a "flower", I think you aren't going to have to worry about deciding between the German girl and yoga instructor... Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo
It's been many years since I fornicated. Is this how you present your flower to a potential lady?
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12-01-2021, 12:15 PM #24
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These words are conducive toward threesomes? Is that what you're saying? No need to choose? Buy 1 get 1 free? Originally Posted by Cylon357
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12-01-2021, 12:26 PM #25
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You should try them and find out! Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo
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12-01-2021, 01:42 PM #26
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I can't put a foot wrong. I join the girls every morning for yoga, and I'm learning German and Spanish to talk to them. Also my hair's greeney blue. Originally Posted by Cylon357
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12-01-2021, 06:18 PM #27
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If you do mean a real flower (I’m old and bad with slang) then that’s a nice flower. Can’t see them not digging the hair though, good move there. Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo
It's been many years since I fornicated. Is this how you present your flower to a potential lady?
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12-01-2021, 07:42 PM #28
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Delicate flower as in vulva. Originally Posted by wango
I’m confused too
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12-01-2021, 07:50 PM #29
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Where I'm from an “open flower“ means a real flappy vage.
:Mate, she looked like an open flower.
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12-01-2021, 09:24 PM #30
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Originally Posted by wango
Sometimes we steer the ship, sometimes we are just along for the ride. Y'all hang on tight, I think the water is going to get rougher before it smooths out! Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat
Last edited by Cylon357; 12-01-2021 at 09:49 PM.
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Are you able to fix the projector's system?
Keep us informed about the girls! Lol
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12-02-2021, 02:00 AM #32
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One laptop had a broken display port (HDMI), and the other laptop had a broken audio port (regular headphones sound jack). They needed to play the Karaoke program, but the laptop that connected to the projector didn't have audio, and the laptop that did have audio couldn't connect to the projector. Originally Posted by davimeireles
So I put Teamviewer on both laptops and duplicated the screen. They've been using it like that for two nights now. Not ideal but it gets the job done.
The German girl might be back today... she had a few days off.
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12-02-2021, 07:59 AM #33
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she didnt have day off, she knew you were into her. She packed her shit, sold her things, changed her name and re-located.
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12-02-2021, 09:41 AM #34
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Volvo is a good dependable automobile; so maybe that’s what Kimbo meant, he’s giving her a car Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat
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12-02-2021, 12:39 PM #35
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I assume this also means you are deferring self gratification as well.. good for you.. I'd say you are not looking at everything.... after all you gots to get that poison out of your body one way or another..
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12-02-2021, 01:02 PM #36
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Beautiful response...!!! Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong
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12-02-2021, 01:05 PM #37
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Dav, brother... Originally Posted by davimeireles
You are asking our fellow forum member Kimbo, here...
Don't expect a Legalporno type of description...
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12-02-2021, 01:34 PM #38
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I love this guy, "... but now that I'm older(33)..." Hey, does he know the salty dogs he's got in here, following this thread? Originally Posted by Euroholic
That's news to me... "33 is old"...
Kimbo, be careful with "the kink"...
Kinky sex is great; great time, great fun, but it turns out to be a double-edged sword in the long run...
From my own experience: The kinkier you keep doing it; the less satisfied that you become with just the old run-of-the-mill blowjob or missionary position. As evidence, I offer up my exploits from yesterday, where I changed the date on 4 hrs of university classes and cancelled 3 hrs at an aircraft metals company, to spend 6 hours shacked up with some 40yo weekend university student, that is hot for teacher (ugh... thats me). Long story short: she wouldn't deep throat me, and I told her how I want / need to choke her with my dick... She is some Catholic "amateur" compared to the road miles on the odometer of this old war horse. Today I had her on messenger, after she messaged me that she was going to shower, and I hit her up with the Golden Shower proposition (it's really rather an ultimatum to up the speed, or I will be gone like a cool breeze...) and the anal sex (she is so Catholic, she never tried anal, at 40...) proposal... In essence, I am saying that, the more wild experience you have, the more it is gonna take to get you excited / get you (keep you) turned on. I have no doubt that some of the more savvy members here will concur.
* Any of you guys, Samson, Lovbytes (my brother from another mother... done the PI, but back in the day, before the handover, back when Subic Bay was listed as "Disneyland for Adults"), Samson and Dehlilah, Davmierales; Wango, any of you guys hit me up on PM here, and I will exchange FB / messenger accounts with you; I have a plethora of "home movies" to share...
Kimbo, hit that shit, buddy...!!! Get off of your dead ass and pound those Spanish / Euro Whores the fuck out...!!!
Don't forget to surreptitiously film, for your faithful brothers of the forum....
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12-02-2021, 01:37 PM #39
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As XnavyHMCS quickly does a porn search for "cumshots girls with braces compilation"... Originally Posted by Fiskevatten
Oops.... Only to find that I have already saved 3 such clips in my library...
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Yeah...!!! Originally Posted by Cylon357
And those chicks are gonna love the "half boner" one...
That is a sure sell sales pitch, if I've ever heard one...
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