Man and Wife

**TheMudMan** · 08-01-2003, 09:13 AM

A man and his wife were driving on the highway when a state policeman appeared in their mirror, obviously wanting them to pull over. The man pulls over and the officer approaches the car:

State cop: License and registration please
Man: I'm sorry officer, what seems to be the problem?
State cop: I clocked you on radar doing 75mph.
Man: There must be some mistake, I was only going 65.
Wife: Oh Harold, you were going at least 80!
State cop: I'm also citing you for having a tail light out.
Man: But officer, I wasn't aware it was out.
Wife: Oh Harold, you know its been out for two months.
State cop: I'm also fining you for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: But officer, I just took it off as you were approaching my car.
Wife: Oh Harold, you know you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Listen you dumb cow, shut your mouth!!!
State cop: Ma'am, does he always talk to you this way?
Wife: Only when he's drunk.......

***BIG TEXAN*** · 08-01-2003, 09:31 AM

That sounds about right.

**ripped4fsu** · 08-01-2003, 11:44 AM

sad part is that has probably happened!!

**TheMudMan** · 08-01-2003, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by ripped4fsu

sad part is that has probably happened!!

Yeah it did..... this is actual dialog from me, my ex-wife, and a cop

**ripsid** · 08-01-2003, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by TheMudMan

Yeah it did..... this is actual dialog from me, my ex-wife, and a cop

Too F"n Funny bro! Gees why would you make her your ex???

Sounds like me and my Ex-wife when I was doing our taxes and I'm telling him we maxed out in this and that and she's like...we never go to church...We don't donate there.... you don't travel by car that much... I told here "I wish you had a D*K so I could punch you!" What a dumb A$$!

SID

**jarrett** · 08-01-2003, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by ripsid

Too F"n Funny bro! Gees why would you make her your ex???

Sounds like me and my Ex-wife when I was doing our taxes and I'm telling him we maxed out in this and that and she's like...we never go to church...We don't donate there.... you don't travel by car that much... I told here "I wish you had a D*K so I could punch you!" What a dumb A$$!

SID

scamming the goverment

you should be punished for such a crime.

**ripsid** · 08-01-2003, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by jarrett

scamming the goverment

you should be punished for such a crime.

Ok guys it was nice talking to you all I'm going to Camp Fed for my .... hey who's knocking down my door.....SHIT JARRETT'S A FED AND HE'S BUSTING MY ASS!!!!!

Honestly I know nothing...really....ek!

SID

**Rhino58** · 08-26-2003, 11:48 AM

Bro, that is no good. Sounds a little scripted though.

**talon** · 08-26-2003, 11:57 AM

Oh im my g/f did that, we would go to war. LOL.

**BUYLONGTERM** · 08-26-2003, 02:43 PM

My girlfriend did that, He'd be locking me up for murder...

**symatech** · 08-26-2003, 11:51 PM

Originally Posted by TheMudMan

Yeah it did..... this is actual dialog from me, my ex-wife, and a cop

u go to jail or what bro?

**talon** · 08-27-2003, 12:07 AM

Originally Posted by ripsid

Too F"n Funny bro! Gees why would you make her your ex???

Sounds like me and my Ex-wife when I was doing our taxes and I'm telling him we maxed out in this and that and she's like...we never go to church...We don't donate there.... you don't travel by car that much... I told here "I wish you had a D*K so I could punch you!" What a dumb A$$!

SID

LOL..Well you could punch her but you would be stuck with a boyfriend at night..