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    Wacking It...The Sequel (Part 2) Males Only Please

    Spanking the Monkey
    Waxing the Dolphin
    Polishing the Bishop

    I used to know so many as a kid...Can we take a trip down memory lane and see how many more we can come up with? I think we can call them Eupemisms.

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    ill throw a little twist on one for ya
    How bout flogging the dolphin
    ah cant forget slapping the salami
    and the ever popular " i have a date with palmela handerson and her five friends"

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    Choking the one eyed monster

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    pounding the beef lo mein

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    Crackin stick.

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    Wait wait, I got one. JACKING OFF??????

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    Mary Palm and her 5 sisters....

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    5 on 1

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    in theres something about mary, they say about 50 but i dont remember the movie at all

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    beatin your meat
    pulling your pud

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    rubbin one out
    a little TCB(takin' care of business)
    playing pocket pool

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    Rubbin the one eye. GO here there are over a 1000 synonyms for beating off.
    http://www.worldwidewank.com/synonyms2.html

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    Greasing the pole

    5 on 1 was good

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    Confusious say

    Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day !


    TANK

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    jerkin the gerkin lol

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    plucking the laureate

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    I am of the opinion that you can take ANY verb and ANY noun, put them together, and, if you say it with a sly and dirty conviction, you have a euphinism for male masturbation. Examples:

    Cleaning the Lamp
    Walking the bookcase
    Shining the telephone

    See, I picked three verbs at random and attached them to trhee random objects surrounding my work area...and there you have it.

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    milking the holly worm

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    That explains why my lamp is always DUST FREE and shiny

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    For the uncircumcised members of AR:

    Pettin' the Anteater
    Peeling it
    playing peek a' boo with the lil' head.

    There you go.

    R

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    Pleasing the One eyed Purple Headed Yoghurt Slinger


    HAHAHAHA

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    chokin the chicken

    unloading my gun.........I never go out with a loaded gun

    Tell your girl if you pet it it will spit at you!!!!!

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    boxing old josh
    parking the car
    sinking the sub in the the five finger ocean
    tying up old elmer
    rubbing rob reiner...bwa ha ha ha
    wacking
    popping the porpoise
    rubbing the wheel.....LOL

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    Punchin the clown!

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    playing with Herman, the one eyed german...

    I can't believe my 900th post has to do with wacking off.....UNREAL

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    fuckn fistina or punchn the pooch

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    Let me see if I can make some up...

    "Tenderizing the tube steak."

    "Juicing the banana"

    "Massaging the man pole"

    "Fueling the rocket"

    "Priming the chick stick"


    Damn, I could go on and on...


    "Handling the hardware"

    "Milking Moby"

    I got to stop...

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    "Having a bat" nice and simple

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