A vibrant shade of orange and manure brown. Whenever I see those two colors chumming it up side-by-side, I always feel the almost uncontrollable urge to don a cape, some spectacles and spend the day masturbating in public places, such as libraries and elementary school classrooms. What I would really love to do, though, is create a purely orange and manure brown puppet set, then put on puppet shows for children ranging in age from 1 to 6 years old. The puppet characters would be fashioned from my genitals, each character wearing a different orange and manure brown costume. Children would come from miles around to see my show, and they'd request to have their pictures taken with the puppet characters. Obviously though, they'd have to have their picture taken with one character at a time since I only have one set of genitalia and so can only dress up one character at a time. I'm going to need more inappropriate bodyparts to use.