Admit it you all like some type of gay music that no one know about

[brandon707]

Ever hear of benefit? He's a rapper that pretty much sucks and raps about funny things like midgets and super mario.

"life's got me mad, but if i had a midget i'd be glad
to watch him jump around on my nintendo powerpad
Short legs short arms big head and long torso
the name of mypet midget would be little gordo
I'd teach him tricks like back flips and side kicks
company'd come over, he'd perform and get tips
in the kitchen at night, when i'm eatin he'd be able
to get the food scraps that i threw under the table..



etc. Really funny song.

haha....

do you guys remember that song informer by snow. hahah.... damn that song brings back memories

[Dude-Man]

I like this song so much i'm gonna roll with it

If my midget was ever bad, and acted in rage,
i'd take him to the bathroom and put him in his cage
and if he kept acting up and really made me sick
i'd hang him upside down and poke him with a stick
little gordo would be good most of the time though
he'd like to run around with a helmet yelling "hi yo!"
i'd take him for walks in the park on the weekends
and if he saw other midgets, he'd say, can we be friends?
He'd only need a 3 foot coffin when he was dead
and he'd be in the guiness book for the world's biggest head.
what a funny little fellow, but don't call him a shrimp,
he'll attack your leg, cause gordo's a tough gimp.
he'd have a pogo ball that he'd bounce on for hours,
and dirty little fathead gordo wouldn't take showers
when halloween came, he wouldn't be a chump
gettin all the candy goin round as a tree stump

somtimes my friends would chase gordo with a gun
it'd be fun, because midgets wobble when they run
so close to the ground, so easy to kick
so slow in the head, so easy to trick.
gordo could do sommersaults, his special thing
at the fair i would make him enter mudwrestling
sometimes he'd wear stilts and pretend to be tall
so i'd kick him over, and laugh at him fall.
silly little gordo, just be yourself
i'll put wood on your head, and you'd be a keebler elf
he'd do funny little dances but that's irrelevant
at the beach gordo got attacked by pellicans.
had a girlfriend once, but she was an ogre
didn't last long because he couldn't fuck her sober
gordo had a problem, gordo wet the bed
so i made him wear diapers on his ass and on his head
he'd have to clean his own cage himself,
if he lost a little weight he'd be a keebler elf
he'd really be somthing, my mangled little munchkin
plus his head would be larger than any big pumpkin
this perfect little fool would make a perfect foot stool
i'd kick him in the head and say "bitch be cool"
I'd have a great life, i'd be happy i know
if i only had a little pet midget named gordo.

[Nixter]

Ok ok, I like that one Justin Timberlake song.. "rock your body".. ALthough it was produced by the Neptunes so I'm not that embarassed about it.

Nixter.