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  1. 01-04-2004, 12:59 AM #1
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    Best sexual terms

    I am gonna have to vote for the DONKEY PUNCH.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pumped99
    I am gonna have to vote for the DONKEY PUNCH.
    Yes I agree that's a classic
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  3. 01-04-2004, 01:06 AM #3
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    dirty sanchez lol
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  4. 01-04-2004, 01:13 AM #4
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    eclipse the brown star
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  5. 01-04-2004, 01:46 AM #5
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    Harry Houdini is pretty good...
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  6. 01-04-2004, 03:29 AM #6
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    tounge jack her sh!t box
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  7. 01-04-2004, 04:09 AM #7
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    Huh . . . best terms I've heard (of) is all night for $50 . . .
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  8. 01-04-2004, 11:00 AM #8
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    oh smack what do you know about hudini HAHAHAH

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=hudini&f=1
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  9. 01-04-2004, 11:12 AM #9
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    The bucking bronco is a classic
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  10. 01-04-2004, 11:12 AM #10
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    stabin the black spider
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  11. 01-04-2004, 12:02 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by nevaenuf
    stabin the black spider
    I dont get that one...
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  12. 01-04-2004, 12:07 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ammar
    I dont get that one...
    I have an idea, but go ahead and clarify this bro
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  13. 01-04-2004, 12:11 PM #13
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    the Tony Danza.....funny stuff
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  14. 01-04-2004, 12:18 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by nevaenuf
    stabin the black spider
    please elaborate further
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    How about brown eye? LOL
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  16. 01-04-2004, 12:46 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    please elaborate further
    i think he means anal sex
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  17. 01-04-2004, 12:47 PM #17
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    "She'd suck the chrome from a tow bar"...

    or..

    "I'd suck farts from her arse"
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  18. 01-04-2004, 12:54 PM #18
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    "I'd suck farts from her arse"

    that's just disgusting
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  19. 01-04-2004, 12:58 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by scottninpo
    "I'd suck farts from her arse"

    that's just disgusting
    D A M N that's just nasty bro...wtf
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  20. 01-04-2004, 02:07 PM #20
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    When I worked for the highway dept we actually had a guy who used to say "I'd let her $hit on my chest just to get a look at her ass".

    Pokin the rusty cheerio or leather cheerio.
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  21. 01-04-2004, 02:20 PM #21
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    LoL thats some good stuff there fellas.

    "She would suck the chrome from a tow bar" haha, thats classic.
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    The rusty trombone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rod Farva
    When I worked for the highway dept we actually had a guy who used to say "I'd let her $hit on my chest just to get a look at her ass".

    Pokin the rusty cheerio or leather cheerio.
    Sort'a like saying,

    "I'd eat a mile of her sh*t just to lick her hole"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kato
    the Tony Danza.....funny stuff
    LMFAO! I love that one...
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  25. 01-04-2004, 06:16 PM #25
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    whats the Tony Danza?? Can someone explain these please...I am curious.
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    I like the "dog in the bathtub", "eiffel tower", and "the angry dragon"
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    Finger Bang....wtf???// this South Park sh*t is killing me. Would this apply???

    Great Episode

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  28. 01-04-2004, 10:09 PM #28
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    I got to go with the hudini
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    Uh....Polish the puter?
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  30. 01-04-2004, 10:14 PM #30
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    People should explain these after they name them...I am so confused on some of them but they sound funny.
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  31. 01-04-2004, 10:47 PM #31
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    How did I go 46 years without hearing any of these?
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    "I'm going to paint the map of Hawaii on her back"
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    Quote Originally Posted by scottninpo
    "I'm going to paint the map of Hawaii on her back"
    Now thats funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by darmadoc
    How did I go 46 years without hearing any of these?
    One word bro...TEXAS.........
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    She could suck a golf ball threw a garden hose
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  36. 01-04-2004, 11:53 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ammar
    whats the Tony Danza?? Can someone explain these please...I am curious.
    I don't think it's that funny but I'll enlighten you anyway.

    Tony Danza:

    is when your doing your chick doggy style,then in the heat of the moment you ask her"Who's the Boss?"and naturally she replies,You are........And that's when you respond"Wrong Biotch,it's Tony Danza" and proceed to donkey punch her for her mistake.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ammar
    People should explain these after they name them...I am so confused on some of them but they sound funny.

    Donkey punch:

    is when your doing your girl doggy style and just before your about to cum you pull out in stick it in her aa$,naturally she is startled by this and turns to see,that's when you punch her in the face and by doing so forces her to tighten up her aa$ muscles giving you the best orgasm in your life........
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    It's gotta be the gonzo..

    When your chick is asleep on her back, you come down from above her face and put one ball on each of her eyes and hang your cock down over her nose so she looks like the muppet gonzo. Take a picture.
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    LMAO..that's funny chris
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