Best sexual terms

**righton** · 01-05-2004, 10:11 AM

Never should have clicked on this thread.

**Elliot** · 01-05-2004, 10:16 AM

Originally Posted by chrisAdams

It's gotta be the gonzo..

When your chick is asleep on her back, you come down from above her face and put one ball on each of her eyes and hang your cock down over her nose so she looks like the muppet gonzo. Take a picture.

**D3m3nt3d** · 01-05-2004, 11:00 AM

@ Gonzo, what if you have big balls and they roll off her eyes and cover her ears like earmuffs

**Mart651** · 01-05-2004, 11:06 AM

Mushroom tatoo.
Thats when you lay your girl on the bed with her head hanging just slightly off and you take your dick out and hit her in the forehead right between her eyes. Now that will leave a mark. I have always consider myself an artist when it came to mushroom tatoos.

**Duct Tape** · 01-05-2004, 12:27 PM

Eiffel Tower- Girl On hands and knees, one guy in the mouth, one guy from behind. Both guys reach high and touch hands resembling the Eiffel Tower.

Dog in the Bathtub- Trying to stuff your nuts along w/ your unit in a girls ass, equivalent difficulty to getting a dog in the bathtub.

Angry Dragon- After releasing into a girls mouth, you smack her in the back of the head so your jizz squirts out her nostrils, resembling an angry dragon.

**D3m3nt3d** · 01-05-2004, 01:06 PM

Originally Posted by Duct Tape

Eiffel Tower- Girl On hands and knees, one guy in the mouth, one guy from behind. Both guys reach high and touch hands resembling the Eiffel Tower.

Dog in the Bathtub- Trying to stuff your nuts along w/ your unit in a girls ass, equivalent difficulty to getting a dog in the bathtub.

Angry Dragon- After releasing into a girls mouth, you smack her in the back of the head so your jizz squirts out her nostrils, resembling an angry dragon.

**Ammar** · 01-05-2004, 01:35 PM

lol angry dragon

I dont know about the whole 3some thing though...

**nevaenuf** · 01-05-2004, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by Ammar

I dont get that one...

When you get a chace, tell your girl to bend over and spread her ass cheeks apart. It will look just like a little black spider.

***50%Natural*** · 01-05-2004, 03:42 PM

Eiffel tower ehh? I didn't know there was a name for that situation. I have put a dirty girl in that position before haha

**tebb11** · 01-05-2004, 04:54 PM

http://www.juniorhockeybible.com/JHB.html#squirrel

There are some funny ones on here.

**monster.** · 01-05-2004, 04:56 PM

Originally Posted by tebb11

http://www.juniorhockeybible.com/JHB.html#squirrel

There are some funny ones on here.

lol...i was lookign for that list...I saw that a while ago, but i couldn't find it...nice addition...lmao

**Rod Farva** · 01-05-2004, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by scottninpo

"I'm going to paint the map of Hawaii on her back"

Hey Scott - did you hear Jay Mohr tell that to the homo on the O & A show? That was friggin hilarious.

**pumped99** · 02-09-2004, 04:28 PM

I got a couple new ones.

The Angry Pirate - Your doing a girl from behind, then suddenly pull out and spit on her back, like you just came. She turns around to look at you, thats when you bust in her eye. As she stands up, you kick her in the shin. She is now stumbling around on one leg with her eye closed up tight that u just busted in, resembling an angry pirate.

The Rodeo - Your doing a girl from behind when your buddys bust in the room, turn on the lights and start video-taping. At that exact moment you pull out and stick it in her @ss, then hang on for dear life. See how long you can keep it in before she bucks you off.

**Vidooch** · 02-10-2004, 01:34 PM

LMAO.......the gonzo is also known as the roman helmet but i think i like the gonzo as a better name for that

**spywizard** · 02-10-2004, 01:38 PM

Chili dog...........

I don't even want to know................

How about...She could suck the sheets into my ass...

Originally Posted by 956Vette

Chilidog

**SpunHoney** · 02-10-2004, 01:48 PM

~ Two in the pink, one in the stink!!!~ Shotgun baby!!~

**spywizard** · 02-10-2004, 02:12 PM

LMAO......................

Just remember............ never use the sheets to clean up with............ it pisses her off................

Originally Posted by SpunHoney

~ Two in the pink, one in the stink!!!~ Shotgun baby!!~

**Vidooch** · 02-10-2004, 02:31 PM

ROFLAO.........the angry pirate was a good one.....never heard of it b4

chili dog is also a good one. its when you take a sh*t on a girl's chest and then you titty fcuk her

"two in the pink one in the stink" is a CLASSIC!

**spywizard** · 02-10-2004, 02:45 PM

Nasty.................now i have to go take a shower......... somehow i just don't feel clean right now.............

Originally Posted by Vidooch

ROFLAO.........the angry pirate was a good one.....never heard of it b4

chili dog is also a good one. its when you take a sh*t on a girl's chest and then you titty fcuk her

"two in the pink one in the stink" is a CLASSIC!

**zx7racing** · 02-10-2004, 03:34 PM

anyone ever heard of a shrimp boat- its almost too disgusting to describe..

**Money Boss Hustla** · 02-10-2004, 08:36 PM

Blow my love snot into her meat kleenex.

**spywizard** · 02-10-2004, 08:45 PM

Man Gravy

Love Butter

Silly sauce

Stuff muffin

**shootdeep** · 02-10-2004, 10:14 PM

nail the leather cheerio

**shootdeep** · 02-10-2004, 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla

Blow my love snot into her meat kleenex.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

**hoss827** · 02-10-2004, 10:17 PM

Park the car in the garage...

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

**hoss827** · 02-10-2004, 10:18 PM

Locking legs and swaping gravy...

**Terinox** · 02-11-2004, 01:41 AM

HOLY COW! It's 2 AM, and "Gonzo" and "The Angry Pirate" had me LAUGHING out loud!! Funniest **** I've read in a while. Gotta tell my friends that one.

**hoss827** · 02-11-2004, 06:23 AM

Originally Posted by SGFuryZ

How about "Gorilla Mask"?

That's where you cum on a girl's face, then grab a handful of her pubic hair, rip it out and throw it on her face, and shout, "Raaaah! Gorilla Mask!!!!"

Or try this one on your woman...

Flaming Amazon
This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!

You are a sad..sad little boy.

That's some scary shi t...

**KrashRoute** · 02-11-2004, 09:26 AM

the shocker, spocker, clogger, crab shirt, miagi, or a rodeo....

**IwannaBeBig** · 02-11-2004, 01:46 PM

a roman helmet, same as the Gonzo. flaming arabian, bangin your girl doggy style and lite her pubes on fire, i like my girls bald but this is for those of you who don't.

**spywizard** · 02-11-2004, 01:58 PM

OK......

it's time to lay some pipe..........

**spywizard** · 02-11-2004, 01:58 PM

Bang the Bottom

**spywizard** · 02-11-2004, 01:59 PM

and

Bump uglies.............

**skinnyhb** · 02-11-2004, 11:08 PM

the pirate.

its a little less known, but basically, when a girl is going down on you, you shoot your batter into one of her eyes causing her most likely to reach for it in pain. when she stands in protest, you kick her in the shin, causing her to hobble around on one foot, while clutching her eye, possibly moaning arrgggg.

**goodtobeapimp** · 02-11-2004, 11:54 PM

That chick is so hot i'd eat the corn out of her ****!!

**thetank** · 02-12-2004, 03:39 AM

a chicks getting banged doggy, with a dick in her mouth at the other end....ladies and gentleman, we have "the pig roast".

**daman1** · 02-12-2004, 06:42 AM

Originally Posted by chrisAdams

It's gotta be the gonzo..

When your chick is asleep on her back, you come down from above her face and put one ball on each of her eyes and hang your cock down over her nose so she looks like the muppet gonzo. Take a picture.

LMAO!!

**Elliot** · 02-12-2004, 08:05 AM

gonzo or the tony danza..

**irisheyes21** · 02-12-2004, 03:15 PM

White Dragon:
just as she's swallowing hit her in the gut and watch it come out her nose like a cum breathing dragon

**daman1** · 02-12-2004, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by chrisAdams

It's gotta be the gonzo..

When your chick is asleep on her back, you come down from above her face and put one ball on each of her eyes and hang your cock down over her nose so she looks like the muppet gonzo. Take a picture.

WOW! Just tried it when my g/f was asleep. I got punched in the sac. Never again!