movie quotes

[chicamahomico]

Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday Walter?
Walter Sobchak: I'm Shomer Shabbos.
Donny: What's that Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't ****in' ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as **** don't ****ing roll on Shomer shabbos!

Jesus Quintana: What is this "day of rest" ****? What is this bull****, man? I don't ****ing care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the ****s in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've ****ed you in the ass Saturday, I'll **** you in the ass next Wednesday instead!

The Dude: **** sympathy! I don't need your ****in' sympathy, man, I need my ****ing johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?

Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude: No...
Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude: You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole!

Brandt: Mr. Lebowski is prepared to make a generous offer to you to act as courier, once we get instructions for the money.
The Dude: Why me, man?
Brandt: He believes the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion.
The Dude: He thinks the carpet pissers did this?

The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
The Dude: What the **** you talking about?

Walter Sobchak: I told that Kraut a ****in' thousand times I don't roll on shabbos!

Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Brandt: Ah haha. That's marvelous.
The Dude: Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

Younger Cop: And was there anything of value in the car?
The Dude: Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase.
Younger Cop: [expectant pause] In the briefcase?
The Dude: Uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers.
Younger Cop: And what do you do, sir?
The Dude: I'm unemployed.

[DocHoliday]

“You try that sh it with me, I’ll snatch that gun away from you, stick it up your arse, and pull the trigger ‘till it goes “click”
“Jesus”
“That’s right, don’t **** with the Jesus…Woooooo”

“What’s this Labowski?”
“Obviously you’re not a golfer.”

The Big Lebowski

[DocHoliday]

“Do you like apples? Well I got her number. How do you like them apples?”

“How do you like me NOW punk.”

“I’m going to see about a girl.”

“I’m putting your burger on layaway. You pay me .10 cents a day and at the end when you’ve paid for it all you can have your fuking burger.”

Good Will Hunting.

[DocHoliday]

“Oh a boy. I don’t vwerk with the males…’cause I used to be one.”

“Sorry, I had to piss like a racehorse.”

“Oh deer, it was a run by fruiting.”

Mrs. Doubtfire.

[DocHoliday]

“Is your father a ghost? Or do you converse with the allmight?”
“In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.”

Braveheart.

[TOMMY-GUNN]

how would you feel if i was to kick the ever loving **** out of you?

joe pesci

[TOMMY-GUNN]

what a big man you are!? How bout i buy you a pack of gum....teach you how to chew it!

al pacino

[TOMMY-GUNN]

its friday...you ain't got no job...and you aint got **** to do....ima get you hiiiiigh today.

chris tucker

[DocHoliday]

"“Hey uh, custodian. I know it’s not your job but can you go down to the second floor and pick up this prescription for me eh?”
Hey doc, I know it’s not your job but uhh, can you mop this sh it up while I go get your order.”


Half Baked

[ripsid]

**** you DOC! I was going to go with the apples line! F*K I love that flick...
but you missed...

"RETAINNNNNEEERRRRR!" (Job Interview seen with Afflack)

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?" The Joker 1st Batman

(This is fragmented I believe)
"How do you do it? How do you do know so much?"
"Do you play piano?"
"Yes, well I try"
"Well, I can just play" Good Will Hunting

"My boy is wecked smat" (Translation in bostonian accent "My boy is wicked smart") Good Will Hunting

"You ever disrespect my wife again and I'LL END YOU! Do you hear me!" Good Will Hunting

Great Flick GReat Thread!

SID

[DocHoliday]

“Your situation would be concurrently improved, if I had $300 in my back pocket right now. You’re suspect.”

Good Will Hunting

[DocHoliday]

Thanks for complementing the thread. I really enjoy reading quotes I’ve forgotten about.

I’m glad I made a thread that’s getting so many replies, makes me feel good in a way.



Oh and check this classic.

“Hey Mikey, got to go to the bathroom?”

Goonies.

[peam]

"Fin, noggin, duuuuude." finding nemo

[Butch]

"Dude abides"

[peam]

"He's looking for his son, Chico."
"Nemo!"
Finding Nemo

[Babyweight]

I"Bite the curb!" American history X!

SID

One of my favorite movies ever..

Can't remember the name of the movie with Al Pacino & Keyanu Reeves...favorite scene in the end in his office when he finds out about the
red head being his sister. I love that whole script explaining heaven & hell.

Baby

[hoss827]

"Bite the curb! Bight the ****ing curb you piece of ****!"....omg...that was disturbing as hell....The end made me cry

[DocHoliday]

"The God Dam pen is blue"

Liar Liar

[Stove]

This here is what we call the Missouri boat ride...

Shouldn't we give those fellas a proper burial? To hell with those fellas, worms gotta eat too.

The Outlaw Josey Whales.


And of course the 2nd one on my sig is a Classic, everyone should know that one.....

[DocHoliday]

"I'll make you famous"

Young Guns

[ripsid]

One of my favorite movies ever..

Can't remember the name of the movie with Al Pacino & Keyanu Reeves...favorite scene in the end in his office when he finds out about the
red head being his sister. I love that whole script explaining heaven & hell.

Baby

Pacino is the devil! Devils Advocate! Good flick!

DOC, great thread! Really! I use most of these lines on a daily basis, and people look at me like where'd that come from! I mean, just great stuff bro!

You forgot
"Sloth love chunk!"

"Rocky Road"

"boobby twap"
"what?"
"BOOBY TWAP!"
"what????"
"I SAID BOOBY TWAP!"
"OHHH booby tra....."
LOL! another great flick!
Goonies!

[DocHoliday]

It just makes you remember.

“Are you telling me that you are so engrained with white trash DNA, that your hair grows in all white trashy like that?”
“I don’t know what you’re saying, but yeah”


“Let me ask you something. Does your mohta sew? BAM! Have her sew that”

“That’s a space peanut”

Joe Dirt

[DocHoliday]

“It’s Pine freshener”
“Good you’ve pin pointed the odor, the next step is washing it off”


“You want me jack you off?”

Tommy Boy

[DocHoliday]

“Charlie M? You make me pop the eyes out of your fawking head for Charlie fawking M? You momo!”

Casino.

[DocHoliday]

“Oh, and how are things down under? Blossoming I hope.”

Cruel Intentions.

[nevaenuf]

I dont know if this is exactly how it goes because its been a long time since Ive seen Goonies.

"Booty Traps"
"Dont you mean booby traps"
Thats what I said booty traps"

[DocHoliday]

"what did you do?"

Tommy Boy

[animal-inside]

"not the buttons... not my gum drop buttons"
The gingerbread man

[snatchfactor5]

me and my brother used to say that drownin in beer was like heaven. now hes not here, i got two sokers-this isnt heaven this sucks.

strange brew

[snatchfactor5]

dont drive angry

groundhog day

[snatchfactor5]

Ty- Danny do you do drugs

Danny- everyday

caddyshack

[snatchfactor5]

reporter- roy where have you been the last 20 years

roy- drinking

reporter- are you still drinking?

roy- well no--why are you buying?
kingpin

[snatchfactor5]

most times its an electric razor but sometimes its a....dildo
of course company policy makes us refer to it as A dildo
never YOUR dildo.

as if you dont know

[RUDY-14]

suck my cock, ron jeremy

Stifler in Amercian Wedding

[RUDY-14]

I got you good you ****er
Farva

[RUDY-14]

sing it again rookie biaaatttch.
Farva

[RUDY-14]

I'm freaking out man.....
Yeah, you are freaking out.........maaannnn

[DocHoliday]

“How much can you really know about yourself if you’ve never been in a fight?”

Fight Club

Kind of fitting in light of my latest “traumatic experience” as bouncer called it. all in good fun

[DocHoliday]

“Go rabbit, I’m your motha, I’m your mothat.”

“How you feel?”
“Good enough to Fawk your motha.”

“Meow, do I like like a cat to you, jumping from limb to limb all nibbly bibbly?”
“Meow!”

“Candy bars”

“Oh you meant bikers…I’m an idiot”

Super Troopers

[DocHoliday]

“You wanna be big time? You’re gonna fuking die, big time!”

Carlito’s Way