movie quotes

[DocHoliday]

“Go get your fuking rope.”

Boondock Saints.

[monster.]

"Grab your ****ing shine box!!!...you mutha****a you"

goodfellas

[monster.]

"It's so lovely here tonight, You are all so lovely...that is my reverand he has been my reverand since i was a lil boy.... While you in the clapping mood, why don't you give a round of applause for my band Sexual Chocolate!!! They play so fine don't you agree..."

coming to america

[DocHoliday]

"I said a sanitarium, not sanitation. You should have kept your mouth shut, they would have thought you were a horse."

Scarface.

[monster.]

"Allow myself to...Introduce myself?"

lol

[monster.]

"The two utes...ah Mr. Gambini...what is a ute???"

my cousin vinnie

[monster.]

"Want details? I drive a Ferrari. 355 Cabriolet. Whats up. I have every toy you could ever imagine. I have a ridiculus house in the south fork. And best of all kids... I am, liquid.

Boiler Room

[monster.]

"See this system here? It's HI-FI, high fidelity. What that means is that it's the highest quality fidelity."

"This is my dojo... the sheets are italian"

LMFAO boogie nights

[monster.]

"The prisoner wishes to say a word?.... ((mustering up his energy while being gutted)) FREEDOOOOMMMMMahh!!!"

Probally the sadest moment in all of movie history

braveheart

[peam]

"Yooooo Adrienne!" Rocky

"Nice pad you've got here, it's decorated in early f u c k" the professor- Van Wilder

"You've given me a life I could only dream of while masturbating back home in my father's woodshed." Tahj- Van Wilder

"This vaginal discharge won't let us partake in the partay" Richard the frat boy- Van Wilder

"Hey hunny, do you think KFC is still open?"- will ferrel in Old School

"Look at her out there, watching, judging, look at the baby look at the baby." - vince vaghn Old School

"Don't apoligize to me, apoligize to the baby." - vince vaghn Old School

"Wait a minute, so your name's 'Gay Focker'?" Meet the parents

"I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?" Meet the parents

[Cali]

You're killin' me Smalls!!

You play ball like a girl!!

The Sandlot
(Can you tell I watched it last night? Can't think of any others!)

Oh!

What's your major malfunction, private?!

Full Metal Jacket

[DocHoliday]

“Now the question of etiquette, as I pass do I give you the ass or the crotch?” Tyler Durden Fight Club

[SpunHoney]

And when I vest my flashing sword
And my hand takes hold in judgement
I will take vengeance upon mine enemies
And I will repay those who hase me
O Lord, raise me to Thy right hand
And count me amoung Thy saints

Whosoever shed last blood.
By man shall his blood be shed.
For immunity of god make he the man.
Destroy all that which is evil.
So that which is good may flourish.
And I shall count thee amoung my favoured sheep.
And you shall have the protection of all the angels in heaven.

Never shall innocent blood be shed.
Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river.
The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeaful striking hammer of god

~my fav movie~

[DocHoliday]

what movie? Spun, is that you in your avatar?

[DocHoliday]

“Hey Morti”

“No, my name is Muerte, as in death. You die now!”

Undercover Blues funny movie, with Dennis Quade.

[BUYLONGTERM]

It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing. And there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it, right? And this bag was just... dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. That's the day I realized that there was this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid. Ever.

Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... I need to remember...
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it... and my heart is going to cave in.

My favorite Movie - American Beauty

[SpunHoney]

what movie? Spun, is that you in your avatar?

~Boone Doack Saints~

[mfenske]

"It's just a fleshwound"
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Illinois Nazis"
"I hate Illinois Nazis"
-Blues Brothers

"Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!"
-UHF

[monster.]

~Boone Doack Saints~

LOL i wonder if it has somethign to do with the whole New Englander representing thing...haha...thats a good movie though, cool as hell when he drops the toliet off the roof...

[damiongage]

My daddy told me...before he left this ****y world
"never chase women or buses, You'll always get left behind."

[damiongage]

The path of the rightgeous man is besent on all sides by the selfishness and the teirony of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of chartiy and goodwill shepords the week through the valley of darkness,for he is truley his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down on upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.And you will know my is the lord, when I lay my vengeace upon thee

[damiongage]

some folks calls it a sling blade...I calls it a kaiser blade

[navydevildoc]

"This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time" Tyler Durden, Fight Club

[DocHoliday]

“Time to rock out with my c0ck out” Stiffler, American Wedding.

[navydevildoc]

"You are not your job.
You are not how much you have in the bank.
You are not the contents of your wallet.
You are not your ****ing Khakis.
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of
the world."

Tyler Durden, Fight Club (My favorite movie, can you tell?)

[DocHoliday]

“Baby steps untie your knots. Baby steps untie your knots.”

“Is this some kind of radical new therapy?”

“Mmmmmmmm, oh mmmmmmm, mm mm mm mm, MMMMMMMMMMMM, oooohhhhhhh, mmmm this corn is just delicious…MMMMMMMMMMMummmmmm!!!”

What About Bob

[navydevildoc]

"My tit's going to rot off" - Marla, Fight Club

[DocHoliday]

“Oh that’s harsh, I know scripture, and that’s particularly harsh.”

“So you’re saying Mr. Zero knew about the divorce before you did?”

“So she’s got a good personality and she’s pretty…but not beautiful right?”

“Men will hold after sex for about five seconds. How long do you like to be held after sex? All night right? See, between five seconds and all night is your problem.”
“I don’t have a problem”
“Yes you do.”

When Harry Met Sally.

[monster.]

"Thats what i like about them highschool girls... I get older they stay the same age..."

Dazed and Confused

[peam]

"I'm not scared of you, you smug son of a b itch. The question is, are you scared of me?"

High Crimes

[TheGame826]

Reach in that bag and grab me my wallet.
which one is your wallet
The one that says Bad Mottttha ****er

aww man i just shot marvin in the face

-Pulp Fiction

Me, I’m dishonest, and a dishonest person you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you have to watch out for, because you never know when they might do something incredibly…stupid.”

-Pirates of the Carribean (i know it was said but i just love the quote)

every quote from swingers just kicked ass, man i love that movie.

[DocHoliday]

“When Cameron was in Egypt land…let my Cameron go.”

Ferris Bueller.

I am never letting this thread die.

[Cali]

"Ferris Bueller, you're my hero..."

[ripsid]

"Is this your pen?... (proceed to stab guy in neck)" Pesci in Casino!

"You feck! You feck! You made me squeeze your eye balls out of your head for that piece of ****! You stupid feck!" Pesci in Casino

"You may think you know who we are, but we know who you are" Deniro Goodfellas

"MR. HAND.... YOU DICK!" Spiccoli in Fast Times

"****, **** , cock..."
"Say it don't celebrate it" V. Vaugh Old School (new classic)

I love this thread! I use movie lines everyday of my life! Hell my kids do now too!

SID

[Butch]

"I'm sailing!!!!!"

~What About Bob

[Butch]

"Bob.....Bob.....Bob.....cockadodooo Bob!"

~What About Bob

[Butch]

"Hey man this is some good hit.....I bought it off some negro.....you just so stoned you don't even know it"

~Caddyshack

"Do you have any eight's?"..."Don't you have any homes?"

~Caddyshack

"Do you have a pool over there"...."Yeah, pool/pond....the pond will be good for you"....

~Caddyshack

(I may of messed these up a little....but you all get the hint)

[daman1]

i think it goes:

"i dusted those f*cking cock-a-roaches."

scarface

[ripsid]

"How'd you like to mow my lawn!" Caddyshack

"You know I once knew a guy, Greg, who was expelled from college for putting at night. Putting at night Greg, with the chancellors daughter. Do you know who that guy was?"
"You sir?"
"No, Mitch Cumstein, Greg" Caddyshack

"Ex greenskeeper now Cinderella story..." Caddyshack

"You know I like Betty"
"Danny sir"
"Danny." Caddyshack

SID

[spywizard]

"Hey man, let me have a hit of that Doberman"

cheech and chong up in smoke.......

"McDoobie" same