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  1. 01-29-2004, 10:46 AM #1
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    Finally got tired of my wife bossing me around!

    That's right! I was tired of being bossed around by my wife; so I went to
    a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said I needed to build my self- esteem, and so he gave me a book on assertiveness, which I read on the way home and finished the it by the time I pulled into my driveway.

    I stormed into the house and walked up to my wife. Pointing a finger in her face I said, "From now on, I want you to know that *I* am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterwards. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

    "The funeral director," she said.

    I swear I can never win!
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  2. 01-29-2004, 10:49 AM #2
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    wow, shes got tight hold on that *cough* leash *cough* lol
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    Hahaha Ive only been gone 2 days but i sure missed you bro
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  4. 01-29-2004, 11:02 AM #4
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    Know what the difference in a wife and a girlfriend is???

    when you ask for them to bring you a beer..

    the girlfriend gets up from sitting on your lap and goes gets on... (she might spit in it for ya) always ask her to not open it for ya...........

    The wife... tells you to bring her one too.............


    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
    That's right! I was tired of being bossed around by my wife; so I went to
    a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said I needed to build my self- esteem, and so he gave me a book on assertiveness, which I read on the way home and finished the it by the time I pulled into my driveway.

    I stormed into the house and walked up to my wife. Pointing a finger in her face I said, "From now on, I want you to know that *I* am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterwards. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

    "The funeral director," she said.

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  5. 01-29-2004, 11:04 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    Hahaha Ive only been gone 2 days but i sure missed you bro
    Did you ask us if you could take a couple of days off? I didn't think so......don't let it happen again. We all work so hard to keep this board up and running and when you take a day or two off without letting us know we end up having to cover for your lack of posting. Not to mention everytime you don't show up we get worried and start calling all the police stations and hospitals. Now stop fooling around and get to posting. hahahaha
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    lmao...i needed that jugg!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
    Did you ask us if you could take a couple of days off? I didn't think so......don't let it happen again. We all work so hard to keep this board up and running and when you take a day or two off without letting us know we end up having to cover for your lack of posting. Not to mention everytime you don't show up we get worried and start calling all the police stations and hospitals. Now stop fooling around and get to posting. hahahaha
    Hehe! My adsl went down, not my fault Next time ill call you so you know im allright.
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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    Hehe! My adsl went down, not my fault Next time ill call you so you know im allright.
    Thats' no excuse.............let me guess...........your mother dropped the antena right? Last time we discussed this you were buying her a coat for the winter months so she dosen't freeze to death up on the roof...........you did get her a coat didn't you? hahahahaha
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    No...Mass told me to get a paper bag instead. Paper helps keep the warm in...
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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    No...Mass told me to get a paper bag instead. Paper helps keep the warm in...
    Don't listen to Mass........of course he'd say paper will work....he's in Miami....it never gets cold there. Now go take a blanket up to Mom before she freezes to death. hahahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
    Don't listen to Mass........of course he'd say paper will work....he's in Miami....it never gets cold there. Now go take a blanket up to Mom before she freezes to death. hahahahaha
    Acctualy she left for India yesterday and will be gone for 2 weeks, so she wont need a coat
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    Jugg I have a Q,what's going to happen when you and palme finally hook up and he becomes the boss of the house and you the biotch???Another psychiatrist perhaps or many threads on your masculinity?????

    Inquiring minds would like to know

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    Jugg I have a Q,what's going to happen when you and palme finally hook up and he becomes the boss of the house and you the biotch???Another psychiatrist perhaps or many threads on your masculinity?????

    Inquiring minds would like to know

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    Oh, you are so off the list of people we're inviting to the house warming party now! Keep it up and we'll scratch you off the christmas list as well. hahahahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
    Oh, you are so off the list of people we're inviting to the house warming party now! Keep it up and we'll scratch you off the christmas list as well. hahahahahaha
    That's harsh...........NO COOKIES TIL CHRISTMAS!!!!!I never maintain my weight hahahahahhahaahaha

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