Top 10 signs that your TEST has kicked in (add yours)

**stan345** · 05-29-2004, 06:59 AM

They should put this on a information poster in all gyms.

**DOUGTM1SS** · 05-29-2004, 11:14 AM

SOOOO TRUE!!!!!!!!
LMAO
I like #1 thru 3

**Ron Swan** · 05-29-2004, 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by ECoastVIP

When you want to clothesline every little dude you walk by at the gym ... and why not the big dude too.

The big dude is probably thinking the same thing

**kubano28** · 05-29-2004, 12:46 PM

lol,that was good bro.

#11 test is almost better than sex.

**inevitable** · 05-29-2004, 01:24 PM

ahahah i love it!

**ST240** · 05-29-2004, 01:45 PM

Originally Posted by kronik

Heres one that I think most people are thinkiong but are just to embarassed to say: No matter how many times you whack it you can always do it one more time...

man i seriously didnt notice and increase in sex drive from my test... but i was on deca too so that prolly had somethint to do with it

**TheSevnthWarrior** · 05-29-2004, 02:01 PM

[QUOTE=Da Bull][QUOTE=UrbanDawg]

#3) You wake in the middle of the night with an erection so big you dont have enough skin left to blink you eyes and no matter what you do its back again next night

#1) Even ugly women look beautiful

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

ROFLMAO...I was gonna cut and paste the same 2...lol!
TSW

**New Gear Head** · 05-29-2004, 09:07 PM

bump

**Psychotron** · 05-29-2004, 09:16 PM

Originally Posted by Rickson

You rip your shirt off and start a pose down with a four year old because he was eyeing you.

Thats fricken awesome. lol

**debulkred** · 05-29-2004, 10:03 PM

Originally Posted by ADRENALINErush02

This sounds terribly gay but I know when my buddys test has kicken in the a-hole will get a boner at the gym even when hes just gotten done doing a set on the bench.

you must be gay

**liftordie** · 05-29-2004, 10:40 PM

While hiting on every girl at a club and you find one that turns you down you say "bitch you aint never going to get your pussy touched like that BITCH"

**Anhydro78** · 05-29-2004, 11:00 PM

Rickson Your posts was the best. I have a few of my own.

Increased Masterbation!!!!!!!! ( to a rediculous extent)

Every where you go, you are constently doing a head check for possible threats and you have affirmed in your mind that you are safe, you can kick everyones ass!!!!!!

You have it in your head that all of the sudden, everyone around you have turned into an asshole.

you like to stand in front of your workout partner in front of the mirror at the gym, and show him how big you are by making him disapear in the mirror!!!!!

Your natural workout partner is pissed!!!!!!

When your walking in the gym, people will walk or climb over equipment to get out of your way.

**BWhitaker** · 05-29-2004, 11:40 PM

You will hump anything that moves and has a hole (well i guess it doesnt have to move)

**TheSevnthWarrior** · 05-30-2004, 12:18 AM

You go back and forth on whether you really need to cook meat.

ROFLMAO!
TSW

**Blown_SC** · 05-30-2004, 01:04 AM

You guys always find a way to crack me up

Thanks for the laughs...been a long hard-ass day

**beefydragon** · 05-30-2004, 02:10 AM

okay, so i'll add another one:

#1 - You know you are all pumped up, you pinch so hard on the toilet, you burst your hemoroids...

**Steroids101** · 05-30-2004, 08:57 AM

Originally Posted by beefydragon

okay, so i'll add another one:

#1 - You know you are all pumped up, you pinch so hard on the toilet, you burst your hemoroids...

Top 1 sign your a disgusting bastard:

1. You mad the post in quotes

Just messin bro

**bigcut77** · 05-30-2004, 10:32 AM

THis is a bad post to read when you are off of your cycle. I start back up in 3 weeks and you guys have got me all worked up. Funny as hell but so true. I can not wait to get back on.

**houseofpain** · 05-30-2004, 10:32 AM

Lmao

**beefydragon** · 05-30-2004, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by Steroids101

Top 1 sign your a disgusting bastard:

1. You mad the post in quotes

Just messin bro

I'll take that as a compliment. THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

**monstercojones** · 05-30-2004, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by beefydragon

okay, so i'll add another one:

#1 - You know you are all pumped up, you pinch so hard on the toilet, you burst your hemoroids...

beefy... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

**Dally** · 05-30-2004, 06:08 PM

number one way that u know your test has kicked in :

when your mother asks u if u got a boob job.

FACKEN NOLVADEX SH#TINGPISSERFAXCK

**the dent depot** · 05-30-2004, 07:41 PM

When my Test kicks in (right now actually...Im going into my 5th week!):

If I go to sleep on my stomach I always wake up on the floor.

If I go to sleep on my back I always have dreams about fighting cowboys, I guess its because I'm sleeping under a tee pee.

D

**sooner45** · 05-30-2004, 08:32 PM

Originally Posted by Ryanc

The night before I really noticed my test kick in... I woke up and thought I had wet the bed... then realized my pillow was wet, my chest was wet, and I had been sweating like I had just run 5 miles.

Thats funny because I have been doing the EXACT same thing! I guess I never really related it to the Prop???? I wake up and my pillows and sheets are drenched in sweat! I didnt knwo what was happening??? I usually keep my house pretty cold(68 degrees) as it is so I knew it couldnt be that? So is night sweats really a "side effect"?? Is there anything you can do to combat it??? Thanks guys!!

**Dally** · 05-30-2004, 08:52 PM

ohh yah.. I had that too

weird ... and I thought I was just extra greasy from HUMPIN

**Senior_FKG** · 05-30-2004, 10:31 PM

just got back from seaside on the jersey shore...the mecca of juiced up guidos, felt at home...lol....i was away for 2 days and i can;t believe this post still has life...i love it...LMFAO....i love it so much

**LightWeightBaby** · 05-30-2004, 10:45 PM

I just like to add test gives me an overall feeling of well being and makes me feel good

**Blown_SC** · 05-30-2004, 11:39 PM

Originally Posted by Dally

ohh yah.. I had that too

weird ... and I thought I was just extra greasy from HUMPIN

Thanks for the subtlety

**immy** · 05-31-2004, 12:02 AM

And when you go to abercombie & fitch too try on a XL shirt and you can't even get it over your shoulders.....

**beefydragon** · 05-31-2004, 12:29 PM

you wake up one morning with unknown substance leaked in your underwear... almost like deja 'vu when you were 13yrs old...

**Blown_SC** · 05-31-2004, 01:21 PM

I don't wanna hear about YOUR dreams Beefy

...just messin bro

**m16a2** · 05-31-2004, 02:32 PM

When I see rabbits hopping around and all I can think about is how good they would taste.

When I get into a staring competition with a raccoon that is eyeing me.

When I am driving and all I can think about is how much I would like to shoot every bad driver.

When I think every girl I see is hot, and the 2's become 5's and the 5's become 8's and the 8's become instant erections

**kronik** · 05-31-2004, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by m16a2

When I think every girl I see is hot, and the 2's become 5's and the 5's become 8's and the 8's become instant erections

No Sh*t...loved this one

**m16a2** · 05-31-2004, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by kronik

No Sh*t...loved this one

Yeah, I have had all my friends comment on how my hormones are off the charts. No one has any clue what is really going on, not to mention my nat test is around 800-900 so this is me normally too.

I goto clubs now and think even the 4's are hot, and alcohol is seriously another factor. DRINK CAREFULLY!!!!!!

with test, the 3's are 5's, with alcohol and test the 3's goto 7's, seriously a scary thought.

**Steroids101** · 05-31-2004, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by m16a2

Yeah, I have had all my friends comment on how my hormones are off the charts. No one has any clue what is really going on, not to mention my nat test is around 800-900 so this is me normally too.

I goto clubs now and think even the 4's are hot, and alcohol is seriously another factor. DRINK CAREFULLY!!!!!!

with test, the 3's are 5's, with alcohol and test the 3's goto 7's, seriously a scary thought.

Bro you need to see that chappelle show were he has this camera that shows that last person he had sex with! It was like an eighty year old lady and he says "**** I gotta quit drinkin" LOL!

**rugbyking** · 06-01-2004, 08:46 AM

how to tell when your test has kicked in:
when your deadlifting 300 lbs more than the person next to you is squating for more reps like its nothing and they just stop squating cause they are embarassed to try to lift next to you

**tmeoe** · 06-01-2004, 08:55 AM

When you get a physical and you have to tell the doc "don't poke your eye out"

You start contemplating how much it would cost to raise your own chickens

The people at the grocery store know you by name

When your at the gym you feel it necessary to out lift any poor sap doing the same exercise you are

You begin to camp outside your gym