Top 10 signs that your TEST has kicked in (add yours)

[UrbanDawg]

#10 You actually feel like lifting instead of forcing yourself to do it

#9) The weight you struggled with last week feels a lot lighter and you are compelled to try for a new personal best on the bench

#8) Your pumps are so big you actually worry your skin will split

#7 After doing Bis you cant even touch your own shoulders

#6 You eat a big steak - and instead of it laying in your gut - your body sucks it out of your stomch and into your muscles like it was cotton candy - and you are hungry again in 3 hours

#5 You feel like you are a teenager again -- GREAT!

#4) You feel like a teenager again -- to the point that you actually appreciate that labido tapers off some when you get older. (see #3)

#3) You wake in the middle of the night with an erection so big you dont have enough skin left to blink you eyes and no matter what you do its back again next night

#2) You are invincible ( see also: Top 10 signs you are drunk)

#1) Even ugly women look beautiful ( see also: Top 10 signs you are drunk)

[TRE]

Nice Post.

Also, for some reason you way yourself and you weigh 5 pounds more then last week and your not fat.

Your face looks rounder then normal (no anti es)

[joe_capone]

lmao

god i love test for the hard ons man ughhhhhhhhhh!!!

[kingofmasters]

Your neighbours are complaining that your girlfriend screaming of pleasure for three hours last night was disturbing their night rest!

[Ryanc]

The night before I really noticed my test kick in... I woke up and thought I had wet the bed... then realized my pillow was wet, my chest was wet, and I had been sweating like I had just run 5 miles.

[TRE]

Oh yeah, Your friends start asking if you are juicing or say "**** your getting huge bro"

[Da Bull]

[QUOTE=UrbanDawg]

#3) You wake in the middle of the night with an erection so big you dont have enough skin left to blink you eyes and no matter what you do its back again next night


#1) Even ugly women look beautiful [QUOTE]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[Lozgod]

You thought you knew what road rage was before you ever did test........now you really know what road rage is!!!!!!!

[Senior_FKG]

You get amped up and scream for no reason at all....even when you are not in the gym

Girls can't help but stare at the vein thats standing out in your bicep...even when its rested

[ImmmtheIceman]

Pumps are incredible, you feel like your bicep is about to fly across the room.

[kronik]

Heres one that I think most people are thinkiong but are just to embarassed to say: No matter how many times you whack it you can always do it one more time...

[UrbanDawg]

You get amped up and scream for no reason at all....even when you are not in the gym

HA! this is actualy true - Ill just feel a rush and yell "HOOOA" while Im takin out the grabage

[ADRENALINErush02]

This sounds terribly gay but I know when my buddys test has kicken in the a-hole will get a boner at the gym even when hes just gotten done doing a set on the bench.

[ADRENALINErush02]

he blames it on the test but I just think that is **** weied especially if their are no chicks around

[UrbanDawg]

had to add ths one cause I admit ive done it

You cant resist making your pecs alternate bobbing up and down as you pay your restaraunt cheque to the cute waitress at the cash register

and then when I catch her staring I say to her - "Dont try it.. you cant do it"

I LOVe THIs STUFF

[Yoyomanben]

You blast your legs so hard you puke and can't bend at the knees without falling, and then 6 hours later pissed cause you don't feel like you worked your legs enough because they regenerated.

[Rickson]

You get the urge to drive your car into a brick wall because your pretty sure you can take it.


You go back and forth on whether you really need to cook meat.

When people ask you how much you can bench you tell them "on a good day more than God" and when they ask "how about a bad day?" you just laugh and say "I don't have bad days."

You rip your shirt off and start a pose down with a four year old because he was eyeing you.

Every girls head within a ten mile radius turns when you walk by.

[Senior_FKG]

had to add ths one cause I admit ive done it

You cant resist making your pecs alternate bobbing up and down as you pay your restaraunt cheque to the cute waitress at the cash register

and then when I catch her staring I say to her - "Dont try it.. you cant do it"

I LOVe THIs STUFF

haha...stand around in a casual conversation with anyone and just start bobbing your pecs one at a time..changing speeds and everything...have them bounce to every word and syllable...lol

[w_rballs]

u know its kicked in when everyone in the gym is standing around cause they are waiting for all the 45 lb. plates that u are using for squats.


also everytime u walk by a mirror u cant help but flex every muscle to see how they look.

[Lozgod]

If you are like me and hate injections, you know it kicked in when you can't wait to load up the pin and shoot yourself, knowing you are injecting more of your chemical youth serum.

[dannyboy62682]

WOW! I have not laughed so hard in a long time, being able to relate to all this. I know mine has kicked in when my girlfriend say's calm down thats too rough, or the joy seeing her not be able to walk after the ride. The worst: **** the acne, always the same area. But great post, its good to have a since of humor about this.

[larry3436]

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true , all of it.Im so horny all the time..i cant concentrate.

[Russ616]

#10 You actually feel like lifting instead of forcing yourself to do it

#9) The weight you struggled with last week feels a lot lighter and you are compelled to try for a new personal best on the bench

#8) Your pumps are so big you actually worry your skin will split

#7 After doing Bis you cant even touch your own shoulders

#6 You eat a big steak - and instead of it laying in your gut - your body sucks it out of your stomch and into your muscles like it was cotton candy - and you are hungry again in 3 hours

#5 You feel like you are a teenager again -- GREAT!

#4) You feel like a teenager again -- to the point that you actually appreciate that labido tapers off some when you get older. (see #3)

#3) You wake in the middle of the night with an erection so big you dont have enough skin left to blink you eyes and no matter what you do its back again next night

#2) You are invincible ( see also: Top 10 signs you are drunk)

#1) Even ugly women look beautiful ( see also: Top 10 signs you are drunk)

Nice bro, I espcially liked - #2) You are invincible ( see also: Top 10 signs you are drunk)

[SportsMedVIP]

You get amped up and scream for no reason at all....even when you are not in the gym

Girls can't help but stare at the vein thats standing out in your bicep...even when its rested

This is a good one. I relate to 99% of these ('cept the whackin' off and wanting another go. I'm such a stud while on I almost need the female touch everytime to make it go all the way) But this one above is the one I like the most. Nothing like busting through the auto doors at the grocery store for some chicken and yelling "Woooooooo" on your way to the cooler.

[bowie]

wifes belly is always full!

[Ryanc]

You go back and forth on whether you really need to cook meat.

When people ask you how much you can bench you tell them "on a good day more than God" and when they ask "how about a bad day?" you just laugh and say "I don't have bad days."

You rip your shirt off and start a pose down with a four year old because he was eyeing you.

Every girls head within a ten mile radius turns when you walk by.
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Thats the funniest post I've ever read on this board

[bjayg]

when my spotter is lookin at me like i just lifted a house for reps and says god daaaaaaaaamn!

[beeffreak6]

U just started using the 140's for overhead press! Hell ya

[SportsMedVIP]

When you start wanting "pre-meals" before your meals.

When you start doing triple sessions without thinking about it (10am -AM cardio/1pm-Bi's/7pm-Tri's)

When you want to clothesline every little dude you walk by at the gym ... and why not the big dude too.

[shasha213]

You go back and forth on whether you really need to cook meat.

When people ask you how much you can bench you tell them "on a good day more than God" and when they ask "how about a bad day?" you just laugh and say "I don't have bad days."

You rip your shirt off and start a pose down with a four year old because he was eyeing you.

i dont post much but that s*** was funny as hell. laughed out loud on that!

[MyBodyIsMyTemple]

great thread, I can relate to almost everything said-

how bout you know your test kicked in when your fitted shirts start getting too tight for your body-

or you dig out clothes you wrote off and put away cause you thought they might be too loose fitting and not show off your physique too well .....and all of a sudden they fit perfect

[magicstick2003]

you know it kicks in when you never feel like stopping... even after doing all your sets you think to yourself **** i feel good just one more....
Or how bout when the only tihng on you mind is getting laid....

[edmen2]

u know its kicked in when u look around the gym and everyone is watching thru the mirrors just to watch u push 345 5 times. then u get up and they all turn their heads real fast like they werent watching.

[Tribex]

The last exercise you do is depressing, because you realize you're done and ur suposed to leave the gym now...

Ur triceps are so sharp they start poking people's eyes out as they walk by...

Ur lifting partner makes you laugh as he says "Dude... what the f**k" as you use your max bench from last week into a working set for this week....

Your girlfriend bumps into you... looks down... and says "Again?"

Sleeves of some shirts have to have slits cut into them to stop them from cutting off ur circulation...

Mirrors.... they love you....

[monstercojones]

great post urban dawgggg...

rickson- showing your softer, humorous side... i'm impressed

i'll add these...

you know your test has kicked in when:

you get such painful pumps from whacking it that your shoulder seizes up...

walking up stairs feels like a leg workout...

the veins in your forearms start getting jealous of the veins in your traps...

you become a walking hard-on just looking for a hole...

you see the Hulk on TV and think "God, he's a pussy."

and the #1 way you know that your test has kicked in...

little kids start asking you if you're really Clark Kent...

[GoodTimeCharlie]

You get the urge to drive your car into a brick wall because your pretty sure you can take it.


You go back and forth on whether you really need to cook meat.

When people ask you how much you can bench you tell them "on a good day more than God" and when they ask "how about a bad day?" you just laugh and say "I don't have bad days."

You rip your shirt off and start a pose down with a four year old because he was eyeing you.

Every girls head within a ten mile radius turns when you walk by.

LMAO!

[Dakota280]

I've never done a cycle(yet) and I've experienced almost all these symptoms, espcially the sex ones, just ask my 5 kid, lmao.
Think this may be a bad sign when I do start my first?

[barbarian]

lol its all so true bro

[thick one]

my test just kicked in last week and what stands out for me the most so far is the fact that i have to stand up and touch my toes just to reach around and wipe my a**...i literaly pulled a lat muscle trying to do it the old fashioned way...go figure

[kaorialfred]

this is the best!!!
I am crying laughing at all the response.
God you guys are really funny.
Thanks for cheering me up.
And I am on my 6 week of test at 2cc a week.
switching to e4d see if I could at least get some acne.