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    to the people that dissed my ass you all wanna look like me and be me look at the popularity i have acheived here . im going for the lee priest look and then watch bdtr your getting to cocky i will dethrone your ass and become the new pimp moderator. Look at those lou forreigrno traps . To the people that supported me thanks . no i dont need no jenny craig i am gonna do the monkey way and trust me 260 and 20 percent that is still 200 pds of muscle probably equal to what some of you weight i want a head to head showdown with bdtr and swole cat the rating well go thorough the roof . They can beat me on any shot except for one my lats they are wide really wide i will leave bdtr in da dust just like coleman said lights out game over . i will post my lat shot than anybody here post there see if they can compare to the great salu.

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    Saluu, despite the BS. You're the man! I love the attitude. 2005 Gorilla Unit. Saluu is coming. What, what!

    But seriously, whats up with the funny faces?

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    Quote Originally Posted by saluu
    and trust me 260 and 20 percent that is still 200 pds of muscle probably equal to what some of you weight.
    no thats 200lbs of "Lean Body Mass" not all muscle. Calm down bro

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    Oh my god...how the **** did I miss this thread?

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    You sure are special saluu....

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    Will someone tell him the monkey on his avatar has a rainbow hat! He never listens to me...I hope he knows the significant meaning of a rainbow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Massacre
    Will someone tell him the monkey on his avatar has a rainbow hat! He never listens to me...I hope he knows the significant meaning of a rainbow.
    That's why there are two guy monkeys

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    ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    of all the days for my isp to go down...

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Stamos' Nephew
    of all the days for my isp to go down...
    I cant believe I missed it either. By the time I saw it, it was like page 6 or 7 already

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    so you think you look like a gorilla huh?

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    The day you can even THINK about standing in the same room as me or SC and not disapear is the day i'll take you serious. Yeah, you have some muscle under there, and i understand what you're trying to do.. but come on man.

    Quote Originally Posted by saluu
    to the people that dissed my ass you all wanna look like me and be me look at the popularity i have acheived here . im going for the lee priest look and then watch bdtr your getting to cocky i will dethrone your ass and become the new pimp moderator. Look at those lou forreigrno traps . To the people that supported me thanks . no i dont need no jenny craig i am gonna do the monkey way and trust me 260 and 20 percent that is still 200 pds of muscle probably equal to what some of you weight i want a head to head showdown with bdtr and swole cat the rating well go thorough the roof . They can beat me on any shot except for one my lats they are wide really wide i will leave bdtr in da dust just like coleman said lights out game over . i will post my lat shot than anybody here post there see if they can compare to the great salu.

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    I just have to get my name in this masterpiece.. Brilliant I say Monkey on Saluu !!

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    You really missed out huh?

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    of all the days for my isp to go down...

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    whats up with the gay monkeys in saluu's avatar

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    So when is the saluu, SC, BDTR show down going to be?

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    [QUOTE=znak]So when is the saluu, SC, BDTR show down going to be?
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    That will be the day Saluu cant get the fridge door open

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    [QUOTE=seanw]
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    So when is the saluu, SC, BDTR show down going to be?
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    That will be the day Saluu cant get the fridge door open
    I want to know saluu's diet for bulking, I have been farting around putting on 10-20 pounds a cycle and I'll bet if I did his twinkies, beer and bon-bons diet I could put on a good 20-30 without a cycle.

    Man, have I been wasting my time eating all this fricking chicken!

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    wow, I imagined u big as a rock, a canadian ice bear, but ur more soft style - I shall call u walrus from now on

    pls don t use more steroids to gain more - u should really cut down until ur bf is double digit again j/k bro.

    but pls go cut! no more "mass". how can u play hockey like this

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    Quote Originally Posted by znak
    So when is the saluu, SC, BDTR show down going to be?
    Where so I can book a room

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    Saluu, u really need to look in the mirror and accept reality. You're carrying too much fat and NO it's not "water-weight" from drols or D-Bols. Waterweight is around muscle-tissue and bloat is around the abs, but that 3rd chin of yours aint no fvucking waterweight! Stop lying to yourself and get your diet in check. Everytime I visit this board I see like 80% of the ppl on the steroid boards and only like 3% on the diet board...wtf?!?! Diet is 10x more important than doasge!!!! You have a great "fvck what ppl think" attitude and most ppl enjoy it for the humor, plus your canadien and when them canadiens say sheeit it just seems to come out hillarious (gotta love Colin from "whose line"). The stocky look is fine IMO, brawny and a little pillow on the abs, lotta chicks love it, but dude your just plain fat! Get on a fvucking treadmill lard-@ss! Not trying to be a prick but you need a reality check bro! Luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Basilus
    I just have to get my name in this masterpiece.. Brilliant I say Monkey on Saluu !!
    Is it just me who doesent see the masterpiece?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ***xxx***
    wow, I imagined u big as a rock, a canadian ice bear, but ur more soft style - I shall call u walrus from now on

    pls don t use more steroids to gain more - u should really cut down until ur bf is double digit again j/k bro.

    but pls go cut! no more "mass". how can u play hockey like this
    put saluu in front of the goal and see how many pucks get by him. he'd be knockin em down like they were little oreo's.

    just out of curiosity, what's your workout schedule? we all know what your juice cycle is:

    day 1: i amp sustanon (found it under the couch)
    week 1-3: somewhere between 30 and 80mg dbol (depending on how much mom and sis piss me off)
    week 1-5: winstrol (i drink it with dark beer because i am bulking)
    week 1-12: test e dosages range from 750 1500mg/wk, depending on whether or not i have been taking my ridlin)
    week 9-12: winstrol (i drink it with slimfast cuz im cutting now)

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    Quote Originally Posted by zuke
    put saluu in front of the goal and see how many pucks get by him. he'd be knockin em down like they were little oreo's.

    just out of curiosity, what's your workout schedule? we all know what your juice cycle is:

    day 1: i amp sustanon (found it under the couch)
    week 1-3: somewhere between 30 and 80mg dbol (depending on how much mom and sis piss me off)
    week 1-5: winstrol (i drink it with dark beer because i am bulking)
    week 1-12: test e dosages range from 750 1500mg/wk, depending on whether or not i have been taking my ridlin)
    week 9-12: winstrol (i drink it with slimfast cuz im cutting now)

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    Chill Out........

    ****...this thread was entertaining for some time, but thats a little over board.....or something.




    Quote Originally Posted by CrispyHaole
    but dude your just plain fat! Get on a fvucking treadmill lard-@ss! Not trying to be a prick but you need a reality check bro! Luck.


    Back to my corner....

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    I just wanna know why people looked up to him in the first place? What has he done?
    I just remember him crackin on the poor Shivo case.... thats it...

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    I'm so dissapointed that I missed out on this. Still funny as hell to read though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Massacre
    Will someone tell him the monkey on his avatar has a rainbow hat! He never listens to me...I hope he knows the significant meaning of a rainbow.
    Good catch... I didn't even notice. And... is that a pink sportcoat?

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    Thought someone would be big a and ripped before calling themselves the roid monkey.Its like getting paid 20 grand a year and calling yourself a thousandaire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by saluu
    bdtr your getting to cocky i will dethrone your ass and become the new pimp moderator / i will leave bdtr in da dust just like coleman said lights out game over
    Lets not get out of hand here...

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    I cant believe i paged through all that .

    He deff looks like a monkey .

    I bet if he cut all that fat off his body he'd way 190 dripping wet .

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    Long live the roid monkey, saluu. Where do I send my fan money and many donations?

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    Quote Originally Posted by West Coast All Star
    Where do I send my fan money and many donations?
    To the president of course....me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zuke
    and you should probably be using a 4" needle for your glute injections
    That was a long ass thread to read through. I can't believe I didn't see it yesterday.

    I had to bump this post, as it made me laugh the loudest!!

    Saluu, the only reason you should be bulking is if you have a sumo wrestling competition coming up. Otherwise, get on the treadmill bro.

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    maybe you should try drinking winny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hardgainer1
    maybe you should try drinking winny?
    By the gallons


    This is funny as hell.....


    On a serious note.
    Hey roid monkey. You just need to diet down. Then you can keep your diet clean and bulk up a bit. Keep trying and you will get to your results.

    But pass BDTR your fuc*in crazy!!!!

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    Aint constipation a biatch lmao

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    roid monkey = Mcdonald's junky

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    Quote Originally Posted by GetinBig
    But pass BDTR your fuc*in crazy!!!!
    I think he was just being his roid monkey self when he made that comment. He couldn't possibly be serious. Its so ridiculous, it shouldn't even be dignified with a response.

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    were is there a pic of BDTR

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    looks like salu needs a 1 1/2 inch pin to inject in his bicep haha

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