what to say when people ask "are you using steroids?"

[QuieTSToRM33]

when people ask me that .. i usually respond with a personal question ... something along the lines of .... " do you take anal ?? ... or do u have herpes ?"

you should see the faces

[TheSickOne]

I just say "have you ever given a dog a prostate massage?

[tranzit]

I say exactly this, HELL no... *smileing* that shit is illegal. This is straight Cell tech baby!

[NYC BIG MIKE]

The only people that ask me are people who have no clue it's not cool. Like people who don't work out. It's too obvious that I do. Anyway, in the event someone asks say like at a party, "you're so big, are you on steroids ?", I'll reply with something like "you're so fat, are you on twinkies?"

[tranzit]

hahah

[Seattle Junk]

Say "No, but I've been on your wife/gf."

[musclehead1]

what if it is someone like your parents? or the owner of the gym?

if the owner of a gym asked me that id ask him if he jerked off in the shower this morning and when he told me to mind my business id smile back at him...most people that ask are uneducated on gear so a good one to say is "do i look like arnold?" then they think to themselves hes right.

[I_Want_Abs]

Q: so how many steroids u done, how many cycles u done?
A steroids?,cycles? WTF r u talking about i dont touch that shit!
he persists with juice related Q's so i look at him and say:
look bro it's ok to be jealous, really i understand, it's easier to be jealous than stick to a diet and training program!

[Tren Bull]

last time a girl asked me if i was roiding, i responded with "steroids , whats that?" the problem was that my so called friend had already told her i was roiding. some people are so Fu_king loyal, ... anyway, if someone asks you that, just say no. most people are so gullable that they will actually believe that.

[chest6]

"you're so big, are you on steroids?", I'll reply with something like "you're so fat, are you on twinkies?"

ahhhhahahahahahahahahahahahaha damn I just woke up my whole house thats great

[Gra]

Wtf? Take it back.. You`re not norwegian..

I'm norwegian, and 6 years ago, i was so fat that i couldn't wipe my ass properly

[Buffman]

try some EPO

[Buffman]

Wtf? Take it back.. You`re not norwegian..

joda, 100% Norsk.. bor i østfold.. ( 100% Norwegian, lives in Oestfold)

[Gra]

Den er god. Velkommen til et bra forum.

joda, 100% Norsk.. bor i østfold.. ( 100% Norwegian, lives in Oestfold)

[testSO916]

this is what i say..................................that this is the gayest threat iv ever seen in my life....buffmani cant beleive you took your time and sat here and made this....and the thing that makes me laugh the most about this whole thing is i bet you are one of this kids that goes around the gym trying to act swoled up and tell everyone how much juice your on..

[NYC BIG MIKE]

Didn't have your coffee yet, huh?

[biganfg]

I admit it (unless its my mummy or daddy, greek parents can become the most dangerous thing in the world), the way i see it is if ur man enough to do it then ur man enough to admit it.

[bigger]

If you live with your parents, then you shouldn't be doing it in their house in the first place. Otherwise, show them how you eat and train, your lifestyle should speak for itself. Take it as a compliment.

thats what i did...no wthe ´know and they suport me, even gave me my on lab so i an make em hahah mostlt cuz daddy like my cia lol

[NYC BIG MIKE]

Another one I always found useful in showing people how stupid they are is returning the question. Asshole: "Are you on steroids "? Me: "Are you"?

[diezell]

i just say "ive never even seen steroids , too dangerous if u ask me... not worth it.. i just stick with protein" haha

[powerliftmike]

Say, nah corticosteroids destroy muscle tissue. that might throw them for a loop, plus you get the benefit of being an asshole about it.

[Buffman]

this is what i say..................................that this is the gayest threat iv ever seen in my life....buffmani cant beleive you took your time and sat here and made this....and the thing that makes me laugh the most about this whole thing is i bet you are one of this kids that goes around the gym trying to act swoled up and tell everyone how much juice your on..

lol! why should anyone brag about their use/misuse of steroids ?

and I'm one of the kids? riiiight, i wouldn't look at me as a kid, but some might would have (arnold,ronnie, jay, dorian)

[AnabolicAndre]

me juice nahhhhhh, I ask them if they,ve ever tried eating 4000=kcals everyday.... That usually shuts em up

[Spyder]

I admit it to almost anyone except my parents, i admitted it even to my boss at work! You cant lie to people, the truth always comes out sooner or later. Most people seem fascinated by it.

[simster1]

I get asked once in a while but its usually the same people guys at the gym who use juice too they say wow you are getting big what are you taking wink wink im like creatine with half a smile. but none juicers who ask its always no I use weight gainer and creatine. I tell them its all diet

[tranzit]

Den er god. Velkommen til et bra forum.

I am norwegian also.

[MASTER]

I just laugh!

[cfiler]

I tell them "yes," (then I look at my watch) "and it's about time for some roid rage ."

or "Heavens No! That's dangerous. Just stick with protien, and creatine"

or "No way... you need to use needles for that! Yikes that could hurt!"

[Buffman]

I am norwegian also.

are you norwegian too? det er fett at det er så mange nordmenn her god jul

[DBflash21]

I'd just say "look buddy, i came out of the woom benching this much" if someone ask a stupid question they deserve a stupid answer

[Kale]

How about "Fvck off and mind your own fvcking business or I will rip your fvcking face off"

[SPIKE]

How about "Fvck off and mind your own fvcking business or I will rip your fvcking face off"

That usually works if you're jacked enough

[NYC BIG MIKE]

How about "Fvck off and mind your own fvcking business or I will rip your fvcking face off"

I like it.

[Buffman]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kale
How about "Fvck off and mind your own fvcking business or I will rip your fvcking face off"

i like it too

[thickmass]

I usually say "if I juiced I'd be a lot bigger than I am now"

That usually stuns them, as they are expecting a "yes" or a half-arsed denial.

[cfiler]

How about "Fvck off and mind your own fvcking business or I will rip your fvcking face off"

I said that to the last person who asked me, but my mom got really upset when I told her that.

[BigLittleTim]

It depends on what the definition of "is" is.

-Bill Clinton

[clozr]

I tell them that I started using a Bowflex.

I say that I never go to the gym, do any cardio, take any supplements, or even eat a healthy diet... my physique is built 100% from the bowflex machine.

Those power rods really kick my ass!

Careful with the bowflex, could cause loss of body hair and excessive skin oil secretion.

[Kale]

I said that to the last person who asked me, but my mom got really upset when I told her that.

[SHOCKER2]

I just tell them I'm on viagra if friends ask.

Or I just say I eat alot, I mean ALOT.