Deca Cycle First timeR

[Grappler13]

Okay just some total f uck ups in communication here... lol

I have a trainer working with me, doesn't agree with roids but helping me focus my time in trouble areas. and gym 5x a week is just my solid commitment.. I have been going for over a year just not commited.. Over the past month i have been doing 2 eggs and or oatmeal ( Im a party boy and love to have fun and just don't stay commited to diet-

2 eggs? I don't care how much deca you inject, you are not going to grow without a proper diet. The calories HAVE TO BE THERE in excess of what you burn naturally through the day. 2 eggs...did you really say two eggs?

8am 1st meal I have 12 egg whites, stuffed into a quesadilla with four pieces of cheddar cheese, one green pepper and a tomato. I wash it down with a myoplex with 16 ounces of milk. That's breakfast!

Listen: you self-professed party boy, you don't know anything about AAS and it is not inate human knowledge. You have to learn it.

PLEASE wait one month: get some test to run with your deca and for that month you wait, eat 7000 calories/day with a goal of 300 grams of protien.
Dude, you sound like an impulsive ass who is going to f**k himself up and then blame roids. Seriously, this board is here to help but it's impulsive kids doing shots without any knowledge that gets the Congress' panties in a wad and on the banned wagon "I just made that pun up som nobody else use it!)

See what happens when you eat eight meals a day and actually give your body the protien it needs to grow. 2 eggs...I can't believe you said that. that's 12 grams of protien!

Finally, you are not 170. PERIOD. You were not 240. Period. You are a boy: you're impulsive nature and refusal to accept good advice proves a childlike mentality.

[sp9]

2 eggs...I can't believe you said that. that's 12 grams of protien!

I noticed that to. I eat 8 egg whites and 1 whole egg, some potatoes, and salsa, and that's my dinner #1, dinner #2 3hrs later consists of a nice tuna steak or salmon fillet with dark green veggie.

Oh well.

[sp9]

dup msg.

[Tren Bull]

2 eggs? I don't care how much deca you inject, you are not going to grow without a proper diet. The calories HAVE TO BE THERE in excess of what you burn naturally through the day. 2 eggs...did you really say two eggs?

8am 1st meal I have 12 egg whites, stuffed into a quesadilla with four pieces of cheddar cheese, one green pepper and a tomato. I wash it down with a myoplex with 16 ounces of milk. That's breakfast!

Listen: you self-professed party boy, you don't know anything about AAS and it is not inate human knowledge. You have to learn it.

PLEASE wait one month: get some test to run with your deca and for that month you wait, eat 7000 calories/day with a goal of 300 grams of protien.
Dude, you sound like an impulsive ass who is going to f**k himself up and then blame roids. Seriously, this board is here to help but it's impulsive kids doing shots without any knowledge that gets the Congress' panties in a wad and on the banned wagon "I just made that pun up som nobody else use it!)

See what happens when you eat eight meals a day and actually give your body the protien it needs to grow. 2 eggs...I can't believe you said that. that's 12 grams of protien!

Finally, you are not 170. PERIOD. You were not 240. Period. You are a boy: you're impulsive nature and refusal to accept good advice proves a childlike mentality.

exactly. if you do not eat right (especially the way this fool is...8 grams protein in the morning, no lunch???), you will not only not gain, but its possible that youd even lose muscle. even if you are on deca, you will not gain ANYTHING if you eat like this

[diezell]

i really hope thats not his only needle too, this has bad written all over it

[Newmansmen]

btw, it looks like your deca vial has no cover over the rubber part (where you stick the needle). i hope you took that off yourself, cause its not a good sign if it came like that.

Ya i took it off earlier.. Just wanted to check for the emblem..

Thats not the only needle! I have several and change the actual needle for pulling the deca and then change it out with a fresh one.

I went and bought some protein ice and protein bars..

Protein bars more for the carbs (they only have 12 grams of protein)
Protein Ice is a drink- 40 grams of protein a serving..

And im about to fix up a mess of eggs for dinner with a tuna salad and some crackers for carbs..

Im changing! I am and i will get some of that clomid for the pct..

[Newmansmen]

Also! Has anyone used Cytomel ? (or T4 L-Thyroxine) I know it mess's with the levels of the thyroid and causes your thyroid to get all funky..

When should i incorporate this into my cycle..

lol ANOTHER Question..

Seeing as i did buy these off the net.. Should i notice somethings(like physical effects on body) that would indicate that i have legit stuff?

[Tren Bull]

deca can cause pretty drastic water retention, but not always. its possible (although very rare) that the progesterone and the prolactin that aromatized from the deca will cause you to lactate.

[Newmansmen]

deca can cause pretty drastic water retention, but not always. its possible (although very rare) that the progesterone and the prolactin that aromatized from the deca will cause you to lactate.

Wow i cant help but laugh at that.. Lactate? lol

Okay im on top of water and already have a gallon in me today! Will keeping sodium down and water intake up help? or is it kinda inevitable?

[FLBMWMech]

Also! Has anyone used Cytomel ? (or T4 L-Thyroxine) I know it mess's with the levels of the thyroid and causes your thyroid to get all funky..

When should i incorporate this into my cycle..

lol ANOTHER Question..

Seeing as i did buy these off the net.. Should i notice somethings(like physical effects on body) that would indicate that i have legit stuff?

Dude... You're too f*ckin hard headed for your own good--- you dont listen to advice of people who have cycled MANY times, you ignore the fact that your first cycle is poorly structured and underdosed, you dont have any anti-estrogen agents, AND you look like a 6th grader.
Giving you any kind of thyroid hormone is flat out DANGEROUS. Way more so than AAS. Simply because you won't respect the drug. Its not that you dont want to, you're just too stupid, and have limited mental capacity at your age.
I hate to start name calling.. but with 91 damned posts telling you how to run your first cycle and put on real gains that you can be proud of... all you can say is "Im shooting (a very small amnt) of Deca solo... how do I use this cy-to-mel stuff?)

[Grappler13]

Dude... You're too f*ckin hard headed for your own good--- you dont listen to advice of people who have cycled MANY times, you ignore the fact that your first cycle is poorly structured and underdosed, you dont have any anti-estrogen agents, AND you look like a 6th grader.
Giving you any kind of thyroid hormone is flat out DANGEROUS. Way more so than AAS. Simply because you won't respect the drug. Its not that you dont want to, you're just too stupid, and have limited mental capacity at your age.
I hate to start name calling.. but with 91 damned posts telling you how to run your first cycle and put on real gains that you can be proud of... all you can say is "Im shooting (a very small amnt) of Deca solo... how do I use this cy-to-mel stuff?)

We tried. Let's close this post. It's probably a fake anyway. 170lbs ROFL.
Doesn't get carded: I'd card him for cigs.

[sooners04]

What about anti-e's? You'll need them throughout the cycle (if thats what you want to call it). I suggest saving for some Testosterone and doing some more research on this site. Good Luck

[Remington]

FLBM---why are you wasting your time? His question is a JOKE!!
This "kid" isnt serious. Total fraud. The MODs should remove this thread before a REAL underage kid reads it and actually tries some of what this moron is posting.
Dood--do us a favor---leave. Or at least stop.
This site is a tool for those of us with SERIOUS questions.
Im happy I found this site---DONT RUIN IT!

[Newmansmen]

As much as i HATE to ask you all another question..

But i am having what i would describe as "hot flashes" get really hot and feel like im radiating heat.. Bad thing? Normal thing?

Some of you will be proud to know that i have already gotten in 224 grams of protein today and still havn't had dinner (cooking some chicken right now)
But it went like this..
I had 6 eggs (only 1 was whole) 36
3 protein ice drinks 120
3 protein bars 36
1 can of tuna 32

SO you will be seeing results and I will have before and after pics! I have been eating a lot of little crap too like crackers and toast and oatmeal. Plus i've been working out 3 + hours doing some cardio and checking pulse regulary to make sure im not over 135..

[Tren Bull]

being as you are trying to bulk, it would be a good idea to save the cardio for after you finish your cycle, or at least the last week of it. btw, hotflashes are normal, so is drastically increased heart rate and insomnia

[Newmansmen]

being as you are trying to bulk, it would be a good idea to save the cardio for after you finish your cycle, or at least the last week of it. btw, hotflashes are normal, so is drastically increased heart rate and insomnia

Thanks Tren Bull! Good to know, the hot flashes were starting to get me paranoid.. And the heart rate i havn't noticed going up (yet).. But this is re-assuring, lets me know i got good shit-

[legobricks]

Thanks Tren Bull! Good to know, the hot flashes were starting to get me paranoid.. And the heart rate i havn't noticed going up (yet).. But this is re-assuring, lets me know i got good shit-

dude, you are going to really f*ck with your body in a bad way. See this is why steroids were banned in the first place becuase of f*cktards like yourself. Go eat a "bucket o' dicks" and workout with that. better yet, have one of your whoes give you a golden shower cus thats the ONLY sex youll be having after this cycle. HAHA, good luck with that bro! And on top of that, YOU ARE F*CKIN TO SKINNY to juice. Period. YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY NO BASE!!! God, you heard what we are saying by doing it natural for a little while, and you ignored it. You heard what we were saying about going with JUST test for a first cycle and you ignored it. Ignorance will kill you in the end. Sorry to see this happen.

[Newmansmen]

And on top of that, YOU ARE F*CKIN TO SKINNY to juice. Period. YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY NO BASE!!!

Well i don't know what ya mean by no base and all this skinny b.s. but i have meat. Wish i had less BUT i don't. So im working on TONING more than anything + clevage... But anyhow just took this pic for ya'll to see that im not just skin n bones!

Get it while its FREE!

[Kale]

Holy F uck !!!!! My Eyes !!! My Eyes !!!!

[Newmansmen]

Holy F uck !!!!! My eyes !!! My Eyes !!!!

Ohh shut up! Should't you have a dick up your ass right now? lol

[Kale]

Well from the look of you I think you are way more likely to get a dick up your arse than me lol

[Newmansmen]

Well from the look of you I think you are way more likely to get a dick up your arse than me lol

Well you said- if i was 240 before and 170 now that you would get fukced in the ass during the day on the steps of the white house! Make with the butt love!

(stretch marks are PROOF i was 240)

[Outlaw**]

lmao....what a tool.

[sooners04]

Well i don't know what ya mean by no base and all this skinny b.s. but i have meat. Wish i had less BUT i don't. So im working on TONING more than anything + clevage... But anyhow just took this pic for ya'll to see that im not just skin n bones!

Get it while its FREE!

[Outlaw**]

he already has bitch tits.....

[Auto54]

Hey bro! I've been following this thread and I gotta say I'm fed up! You need some advice and all you are getting if flamed!

Here is the cycle you need:

Week 1-12 Test BJ 3cc's M/W/F
Week 1-12 Tribulus Terrestis ED
Week 13-14 Boron PCT

Sides you might get will be ance, hair loss, and bad breath. I've heard diluted bleach water works good for the acne. Hair loss, well, Test BJ is cheap and, believe it or not, rub a little on your scalp and you'll be fine! But do NOT get it on your face, neck, etc. Anywhere other than your scalp will cause acne.

For the bad breath, try some Test BJ orally. My girl has nice breath all the time. Other than that, just carry sugar free mints w/ you all the time.

Just go to any GNC store and they should be able to hook you up with this stuff! It is NOT on the shelves, though, so you will have to hint around that you want the special gear.

Make sure you don't get the Mexican or overseas crap! It isn't nearly as good as the American made stuff!! Of course, certain areas of the US each seem to have their own version. But all work well.

Test BJ is pretty thick stuff. So you want a big needle to inject it. I'd say you need to go with a 40icu, at least. Its best when done at body temp, too.

It can also be done orally. But the dosages must be larger and some don't like the taste. Most women take this stuff orally. Heck, my girl does it ED! Sometimes twice a day!! But don't be a wuss, grab the needle!

And forget Clen ! Just drink 3 diet MD's w/ every meal. That'll get you ripped for your first cycle!

Oh, and your diet sounded good to me, too. Two WHOLE eggs, right? Hell yeah, with a large glass of milk, you can even miss lunch sometimes!

Best of luck with your cycle, bro! Got any questions just let me know!!

[Newmansmen]

Hey bro! I've been following this thread and I gotta say I'm fed up! You need some advice and all you are getting if flamed!

Here is the cycle you need:

Week 1-12 Test BJ 3cc's M/W/F
Week 1-12 Tribulus Terrestis ED
Week 13-14 Boron PCT

Sides you might get will be ance and hair loss, and bad breath. I've heard diluted bleach water works good for the acne. Hair loss, well, Test BJ is cheap and, believe it or not, rub a little on your scalp and you'll be fine! But do NOT get it on your face, neck, etc. Anywhere other than your scalp will cause acne.

For the bad breath, try some Test BJ orally. My girl has nice breath all the time. Other than that, just carry sugar free mints w/ you all the time.
Just go to any GNC store and they should be able to hook you up with this stuff! It is NOT on the shelves, though, so you will have to hint around that you want the special gear.

Make sure you don't get the Mexican or overseas crap! It isn't nearly as good as the American made stuff!! Of course, certain areas of the US each seem to have their own version. But all work well.

Test BJ is pretty thick stuff. So you want a big needle to inject it. I'd say you need to go with a 40icu, at least. Its best when done a body temp, too.

It can also be done orally. But the dosages must be larger, and some don't like the taste. Most women take this stuff orally. Heck, my girl does it ED! But don't be a wuss, grab the needle!

And forget Clen ! Just drink 3 diet MD's w/ every meal. That'll get you ripped for your first cycle!

Oh, and your diet sounded good to me, too. Two WHOLE eggs, right? Hell yeah, with a large glass of milk, you can even miss lunch sometimes!

Best of luck with your cycle, bro! Got any questions just let me know!!

Well thanks for the info.. I'll have to try it for next "cycle". Im gonna run the deca and clen just cause i have it and im not going to waste it. I think i'll pick up some boren for the pct, think it will help (in combo with the clen)

[Auto54]

Bro, save the deca for later. Test BJ should be what you are on now! Heck, from the look of your body I would have guessed you'd been on it for a while!

What state are you in? It's legal in some states (though not all cities). I have so much I give the stuff away around here!

[Kale]

Bro, save the deca for later. Test BJ should be what you are on now! Heck, from the look of your body I would have guessed you'd been on it for a while!
What state are you in? It's legal in some states (though not all cities). I have so much I give the stuff away around here!

Are you serious ? And what is Test BJ ?

[FLBMWMech]

Bro, save the deca for later. Test BJ should be what you are on now! Heck, from the look of your body I would have guessed you'd been on it for a while!

What state are you in? It's legal in some states (though not all cities). I have so much I give the stuff away around here!

bahahahahahahah Test BJ's lol hahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahaha


wow... I dont think they get it

[Kale]

I do now. I actually did a search on google you fu cker

[Kale]

Well thanks for the info.. I'll have to try it for next "cycle". Im gonna run the deca and clen just cause i have it and im not going to waste it. I think i'll pick up some boren for the pct, think it will help (in combo with the clen)

Is that because you are a "boren" kind of guy

[Auto54]

Kale, I figured you knew what it was... but being you are oustide the US maybe goes by a different name there?

I sooo have the feeling I'm gonna get banned or suspended or something for this. But when he posted those pics I couldn't help myself!!! This boy just needed help and nobody else was offering it to him!

[Kale]

Man if any body should get banned its him for being such a tard and not listening to sensible advice. And that photo !!! God it looks like kiddie porn !

[ShnouzedUp]

[Auto54]

Man if any body should get banned its him for being such a tard and not listening to sensible advice. And that photo !!! God it looks like kiddie porn !

What? You don't like my advice? I should charge for giving out info like that!

And about that pic... I think maybe he is "tucked"!?! LOL! Wouldn't it have just been easier to crop the pic up two inches? Or wear some freaking boxers! Its actually kind of gross. Oh well LOL!

[diezell]

those pics are border line child porn, haha, and im still not convinced you weigh more then 145. people here are not telling you to waste youre gear they are telling you to wait and use it in a cycle where u will actually get some good results

[sp9]

copperhead - people tried to help him when this thing started. He went ahead and started injecting himself with Deca and won't listen to any common sense. I just wish at this point he would go do what he wants to do and stop posting pictures of himself. :-)

By the way - common sense in this case = do not take steroids , you are not ready.

[Outlaw**]

gotta bump this whole thread....too funny not to

[Auto54]

gotta bump this whole thread....too funny not to

What is so funny about it?? This guy is trying to put together a good cycle and I'm the only one offering him solid advice. Don't you remember being a newbie? Come on, help him out!