Drug test question - I swear I've searched!

[mr.awesome]

I may have an offer at a corporate job coming up, conditional on a drug test. do they check for gear? I'm in the middle of a test-e cycle.

the info I kept digging up is that most jobs do not test for gear because it is too expensive, but these were posts from like '04 and '05

whats the deal lately?

[WARMachine]

Still the same.

Only professional athletes get tested on a regular basis bro.

You shouldnt need to worry.

Just ask what they test for, they have to tell you by law.

[mr.awesome]

Still the same.

Only professional athletes get tested on a regular basis bro.

You shouldnt need to worry.

Just ask what they test for, they have to tell you by law.

wouldnt that be shady? or do u mean ask the place i go too, ie Quest Diagnostics

[inky-e]

I may have an offer at a corporate job coming up, conditional on a drug test. do they check for gear? I'm in the middle of a test-e cycle.

the info I kept digging up is that most jobs do not test for gear because it is too expensive, but these were posts from like '04 and '05

whats the deal lately?

NO Bro!!!!!!!!!!! No worries....just remove the steroid filled needle from your ass before walking in for the test....I think you'll pass.

[WARMachine]

wouldnt that be shady? or do u mean ask the place i go too, ie Quest Diagnostics

What does that matter if youre not gonna piss positive for anything?

And just ask when they administer the test. Say hey, what are you testing for?

They should have already told you.

[Dizz28]

No you really haven't searched... I've been a member of this forum since 2007 and I've explained the testing procedures at least 20x, that's a modest estimate. Search the drug testing forums

[RICK79916]

They will not test you for gear. Guaranteed!


WHAT DO THEY TEST FOR?
The first thing to know about drug testing is what the standard test looks for. What is being tested for varies greatly based on testing company, expense, expectations, federal requirements, etc. Following is a description of what to expect from the standard tests.


The SAMHSA-5 #
Federal government guidelines (by SAMHSA-the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration) require that companies which use commercial class drivers licenses for employees must have a testing system in place. Among other things, this required testing program must test for 5 specific categories of drugs (referred to as the "SAMHSA 5", previously called the "NIDA-5"). Because of this federal requirement, most drug testing companies offer a basic drug test that checks for drugs in these 5 common categories.


Cannabinoids (marijuana, hash)
Cocaine (cocaine, crack, benzoylecognine)
Amphetamines (amphetamines, methamphetamines, speed)
Opiates (heroin, opium, codeine, morphine)
Phencyclidine (PCP)
Expanded Tests
Most drug testing companies also offer an expanded test which includes a few additional drug classes and specific drugs in the testing process. Most do not add all of these in their expanded test, but choose a different combination of 3 or 4 to add :


Barbiturates (Phenobarbital, Secobarbitol, Butalbital)
Hydrocodone (Lortab, Vicodin)
Methaqualone (Quaaludes)
Benzodiazepines (Valium, Xanax, Librium, Serax, Rohypnol)
Methadone
Propoxyphene (Darvon compounds)
Ethanol (Alcohol)
MDMA (Ecstasy)
Additional Testables
In addition, there are a few other substances which it is possible but quite unusual to test for. I only found reference to testing for these additional substances at 1 (out of 15) drug testing sites :


LSD
Tryptamines (Psilocybin, AMT, DMT, DPT, 5-MeO-DiPT)
Phenethylamines (Mescaline, MDMA, MDA, MDE, 2C-B, 2C-T-7)
Inhalents (Toluene, Xylene, Benzene)



***** The Steroid Detection tests cost employers too much money; thus, they WILL NOT use them as a pre-employment screening...same goes for Military and Police Organizations. Due to the cost of the tests, they are solely used for reasonable suspicion! (As long as you don't rage out severely, you should be alright!)***


PM me if you need more details!

[WARMachine]

Thanks for posting this Rick.

Hopefully we can refer people back to this when this question comes up. As it OFTEN does.

[RICK79916]

Thanks for posting this Rick.

Hopefully we can refer people back to this when this question comes up. As it OFTEN does.

No Prob! I hear it too many times!

[murphylee]

Hey guys...I have this test coming up.

It's for my History 201 class...

will they know that i'm using gear?

HELP!!!!!!!!!!

[RICK79916]

Hey guys...I have this test coming up.

It's for my History 201 class...

will they know that i'm using gear?

HELP!!!!!!!!!!

lol... I wouldn't risk it! Stay home and rent a movie.

[louiscypher]

no bro!!!!!!!!!!! No worries....just remove the steroid filled needle from your ass before walking in for the test....i think you'll pass.

lmfao!!!!!!

[inky-e]

Hey guys...I have this test coming up.

It's for my History 201 class...

will they know that i'm using gear?

HELP!!!!!!!!!!

They will question it if you masturbate throughout the test..then choke the professor on the way out.

[murphylee]

I might just go to the front of the class and start flexing