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    protruding forehead steroid side effect

    my forehead is starting to get bigger protrude out like a caveman is this a side effect of taking testosterone and is there anything i can do about it

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    If you get an electric sander and sand down the front part of your forehead this can help matters, also try growing your hair long which can hide this common side effect. Sadly this side effects doesn't appear on its own, its always the start of what we call "troll balls" which is once the forehead starts to develop the ears go like testicles so I would keep a close eye on your ears aswell.

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    ^^^^^^^^
    post of the year......lol

    use a sander....fvkin great

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    As Marcus said i think your in serious trouble i just hope you dont get "troll balls" or its all over

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    lmao... omg

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    Quote Originally Posted by rage825 View Post
    my forehead is starting to get bigger protrude out like a caveman is this a side effect of taking testosterone and is there anything i can do about it
    umm your just losin your hairline ,,haa

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    This is awesome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    If you get an electric sander and sand down the front part of your forehead this can help matters, also try growing your hair long which can hide this common side effect. Sadly this side effects doesn't appear on its own, its always the start of what we call "troll balls" which is once the forehead starts to develop the ears go like testicles so I would keep a close eye on your ears aswell.
    Thank you very much. On the way to the hardware store now.

    lmao

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    I sand my forehead once a week whether I need to or not!

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    Quality post

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    welcome to the site buddy!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    If you get an electric sander and sand down the front part of your forehead this can help matters, also try growing your hair long which can hide this common side effect.
    bwaaaaaaaaahahhahaha...I seriously spit out my water when I read that.

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    Forehead hypertrophy... it's a bitch.

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    I did one cycle of test and this is what it did to me. Go see your doctor immediately.
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    Hahahahahahahahahaha (clear my throat) hahahahahahahahaha (choke) . . . . I got an electric sander if you wana borrow. Or you could hit your forehead against the wall a couple times. Might help. . . But watch out for the 'troll balls' pmpl. Marcus you are a bloody buster.

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    Oh btw welcome to our lil crack pot community. Lol

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    aw come on guys, he's just getting the bighead. We all did to when we started out. He'll come back down to earth soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    If you get an electric sander and sand down the front part of your forehead this can help matters, also try growing your hair long which can hide this common side effect. Sadly this side effects doesn't appear on its own, its always the start of what we call "troll balls" which is once the forehead starts to develop the ears go like testicles so I would keep a close eye on your ears aswell.

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    Hey if I was suffering the symptoms that this guy is describing then I'd be worried too. I'm surprised so many people are taking the piss out of him.

    To answer your question:
    Protrusion of the forehead is not a side-effect of taking Testosterone . I've never ever ever ever heard of it. Of all the bodybuilders doing steroids all the way across the world, I've never heard of a single person getting protrusion of the forehead.

    If you are concerned, you should go to see a doctor, and be sure to tell him you're taking Testosterone because it will help him better understand your blood tests and so forth.

    (By the way, just as an aside, I believe Human Growth Hormone can produce symptoms like you describe, but of course you didn't mention you were taking hGH)

    As one guy already suggested, do you think there's any chance that your receding hairline might just make your forehead look bigger? Just a few days ago I was talking to a friend of mine who's taking Melanotan (that's the drug that makes you tan really dark), and I stopped him mid-conversation to say "Holy f*** your eyes have changed colour". It turns out that his eyes hadn't changed colour at all, it's just that they stood out much more against his dark skin. So yeah, maybe your forehead just looks bigger because your hairline has receded. Maybe.
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    lmao! holy sh*t i needed that today....

    electric sanders...really good to know, at least when my forehead starts protruding like a caveman i know its just a couple minutes worth of sanding away from being back to normal...phhheww

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    almond, it sounds like his hairline is just receding quickly...

    i dont believe the skull can protrude like a caveman unless he was born that way and just looked in a mirror for the first time

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    im crying! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by juicy_brucy View Post
    I did one cycle of test and this is what it did to me. Go see your doctor immediately.
    This is the first post I actually laughed out loud. Marcus almost had me but this one is over the top.

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    Quote Originally Posted by juicy_brucy View Post
    I did one cycle of test and this is what it did to me. Go see your doctor immediately.
    fvck man.....between you and marcus i was laughing so hard i was crying.

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    hehehehe in the time iv been here this has to be the best thread yet!!!!
    ghost shits, protruding foreheads i wonder whats next lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous dan View Post
    hehehehe in the time iv been here this has to be the best thread yet!!!!
    ghost shits, protruding foreheads i wonder whats next lol
    EQ only cycles i guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    EQ only cycles i guess.
    Or Synthol cycles!!!

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    Could be an alien baby growing in his head. :-o

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    I think he already has Troll balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    If you get an electric sander and sand down the front part of your forehead this can help matters, also try growing your hair long which can hide this common side effect. Sadly this side effects doesn't appear on its own, its always the start of what we call "troll balls" which is once the forehead starts to develop the ears go like testicles so I would keep a close eye on your ears aswell.
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    I still cant stop laughing every time i read this. I this should be a sticky. Just to give us all a laugh when we need it. . . Fook sake. Electric sander. Troll balls. My word. What is this world coming to. I hope what he has aint contagious.

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    Someone please tell me this is not one of the possible side effects of TEST.I dont know how I could have missed caveman head as a possible side effect when I read the testosterone profile.

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    now, i'm jealous i've just been getting bigger and stronger, i want a cool caveman looking head too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rage825 View Post
    my forehead is starting to get bigger protrude out like a caveman is this a side effect of taking testosterone and is there anything i can do about it
    Lol thats funny

    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    If you get an electric sander and sand down the front part of your forehead this can help matters, also try growing your hair long which can hide this common side effect. Sadly this side effects doesn't appear on its own, its always the start of what we call "troll balls" which is once the forehead starts to develop the ears go like testicles so I would keep a close eye on your ears aswell.
    Lmao that was good

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    What happened to this guy????

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    Quote Originally Posted by jccnewbie View Post
    What happened to this guy????
    Test did the forehead
    Deca did the red lines know as Deca trails.

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