Serious question...penis enhancement

[Bonaparte]

Find a new woman. Yours is broken

[MuscleInk]

For the whole 2 minutes!

A whole 120 seconds!?! Wow, you're setting records!

Train like a monstar
Party like a rockstar
Fvck like a pornstar

[Lunk1]

Find a new woman. Yours is broken from the 3 huge cocks before you!

quote repaired

[EasyDoesIt]

Funny the course some of these threads take. lol

[sportsman23]

You should try tieing a dumbbell to it.

That doesn't work I know

[shaunjohn242002]

man thats a personal decision only you can make. be honest with your surgeon and tell him exactly what your taking, mg and all. dont be afraid to tell him everything your doing.

[Sgt. Hartman]

If you pm Sgt H I know he had it done and went horribly wrong but he can help you out.

That's right it's now forked like a webbed snake tongue and is bent downward and almost 90 deg to the left.

Intercourse is pretty much impossible but I'm still happy with the procedure as I'm pushing 10" now and clearly that's what's most important.

[The Dirty South]

Its not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean!

Shit I feel like I'm 15 again with that lame ass sentence above.


Making her nut is the most important part of the matter bud. Big d doesn't mean she will nut. Lay it down good and she won't bring up other dudes. I'm in a deer stand writing this. Literally put the phone down and dropped a doe. Protein!!!

-Dirty South

[GSXRvi6]

Leave your junk alone, it's not worth the risk.

As long as you can get yours, who cares right? If she is too loose for ya or she is bitching that it's too small just stick it in the back door, that will wake her up quick.

In all seriousness if you don't have midget dick syndrome then you just need to learn some more skill. Blow your money on food and gear instead of risking losing your dick.

[Lunk1]

You can always shim her puss with warm liver

[Fllifter]

You can always shim her puss with warm liver

Lunk, please tell me more about Vag shimming. Haha

[EasyDoesIt]

Leave your junk alone, it's not worth the risk.

As long as you can get yours, who cares right? If she is too loose for ya or she is bitching that it's too small just stick it in the back door, that will wake her up quick.

In all seriousness if you don't have midget dick syndrome then you just need to learn some more skill. Blow your money on food and gear instead of risking losing your dick.

Too funny, there is a benefit of not being a Monster, you can back door it.
Also, some people are never happy and it's always something.
No disrespect to InsecurMeathead, but that is just crazy to even think about IMO, i hope for your sake you don't do it. I might be old school, but i compromised my way of thinking ONCE and it just doesn't work, nothing anywhere near as drastic as what your considering. One day you wake up and say Fu... Y.., the door swings both ways and let me open it for you.

[InsecureMeathead]

Its not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean!

Shit I feel like I'm 15 again with that lame ass sentence above.


Making her nut is the most important part of the matter bud. Big d doesn't mean she will nut. Lay it down good and she won't bring up other dudes. I'm in a deer stand writing this. Literally put the phone down and dropped a doe. Protein!!!

-Dirty South

Its not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean!

Shit I feel like I'm 15 again with that lame ass sentence above.


Making her nut is the most important part of the matter bud. Big d doesn't mean she will nut. Lay it down good and she won't bring up other dudes. I'm in a deer stand writing this. Literally put the phone down and dropped a doe. Protein!!!

-Dirty South

Out of all the women I've been with (quite a few) she's actually been able to cum the easiest. I mean she can finish in like two minutes every time no matter what...it's weird and I can literally just lay there if I wanted to. Also, she never brought up the other guys from her past...I did because I couldn't figure out why she would say I was small "joking" or not. Realistically this surgery is purely for my own psychological benefit. My personal opinion is she'd probably be happy if I had an extra half inch but she's already said she didn't want me to do this and she was pretty pouty about it at first but honestly you reap what you sew and nobody has made me feel so insecure before. She's also pretty bad at making me feel better in general about these kinds of things but that's just her personality and I've already chosen to accept that. She just wouldn't even know where to start when it comes to making a man feel good about himself in the bedroom. In fact she's pretty much said all the wrong things lol, that's why I have to make myself feel better, cause nobody else is gonna do it unless I cheat on her which I don't want to do.

[InsecureMeathead]

Too funny, there is a benefit of not being a Monster, you can back door it.
Also, some people are never happy and it's always something.
No disrespect to InsecurMeathead, but that is just crazy to even think about IMO, i hope for your sake you don't do it. I might be old school, but i compromised my way of thinking ONCE and it just doesn't work, nothing anywhere near as drastic as what your considering. One day you wake up and say Fu... Y.., the door swings both ways and let me open it for you.

She won't let me back door it...I'm hoping to get there before the surgery date but who knows : /

[MuscleInk]

Have you considered the complications that could occur?

Side effects are numerous and may include some or all of the following:

- infection
- loss of sensitivity
- erectile disfunction
- significant nerve damage
- the potential for the procedure to fail and result in a smaller penis
- penile deformity

Recovery can often be a 6 month process.

[InsecureMeathead]

Have you considered the complications that could occur?

Side effects are numerous and may include some or all of the following:

- infection
- loss of sensitivity
- erectile disfunction
- significant nerve damage
- the potential for the procedure to fail and result in a smaller penis
- penile deformity

Recovery can often be a 6 month process.

I understand there is a risk involved but I know I can't have a healthy relationship with this woman (whom I love) unless I get this procedure done. Even when I was on 900mg of test I still was able to get depressed just thinking about it.

I've got faith in my surgeon and I've got, well....no other choice really. This is something I've always wanted....just this most recent event pushed me over the edge so to speak and made it something I "need".

[MuscleInk]

I understand there is a risk involved but I know I can't have a healthy relationship with this woman (whom I love) unless I get this procedure done. Even when I was on 900mg of test I still was able to get depressed just thinking about it.

I've got faith in my surgeon and I've got, well....no other choice really. This is something I've always wanted....just this most recent event pushed me over the edge so to speak and made it something I "need".

You mentioned earlier that she loves you and doesn't want you to do the procedure. Will proceeding affect your relationship? Only you can answer that. Not matter how good your surgeon is, and I've done clinical rotations with a few spectacular surgeons, there is absolutely no guarantee. If you have performance problems post surgery, is this an acceptable risk? What about rehab? If you need 4-6months to recover, is she okay with you two not having sex for that long?

You mentioned she makes you feel insecure. That's actually incorrect. We make ourselves feel insecure - no one does it for us. An insecure person is emotionally vulnerable, lacks confidence in their own values, capabilities, trust in themselves or others, or feels anxious that he/she is inadequate or inferior in some way or a disappointment to others.

Neediness and insecurity can be toxic to a healthy relationship.

Sorry.....that's the psychiatrist coming out of me.

[Craig92]

Your really that insure about your penis you're willing to risk it working for an extra inch and half?!

Why don't you try something a little less brutal 1st, like a cock pump ect.

Wow! I am shocked that someone worries so much about the size when he says his misses is done in 2 minutes.

[skindiesel]

Just curious on why u decided on 8 I mean if your going to go go big.turn it into a yard stick.

[InsecureMeathead]

You mentioned earlier that she loves you and doesn't want you to do the procedure. Will proceeding affect your relationship? Only you can answer that. Not matter how good your surgeon is, and I've done clinical rotations with a few spectacular surgeons, there is absolutely no guarantee. If you have performance problems post surgery, is this an acceptable risk? What about rehab? If you need 4-6months to recover, is she okay with you two not having sex for that long?

You mentioned she makes you feel insecure. That's actually incorrect. We make ourselves feel insecure - no one does it for us. An insecure person is emotionally vulnerable, lacks confidence in their own values, capabilities, trust in themselves or others, or feels anxious that he/she is inadequate or inferior in some way or a disappointment to others.

Neediness and insecurity can be toxic to a healthy relationship.

Sorry.....that's the psychiatrist coming out of me.

I suppose you have a point...maybe she doesn't make me feel insecure. I've always been insecure, she just reminded me of my own insecurity and now it's a primary focus that I can't (re)forget.

As far as what she is and isn't okay with regarding recovery...we've been through a lot in our relationship and had to work pretty hard to get where we are (she's
Not American) and I don't believe she would throw it away for missing 4-6 months of intercourse. I'm also incredibly good at eating *****...so there is that as well.

Regarding non correctable issues...I imagine she would stick with me for a few years before deciding having a broke-dick husband is kinda shitty...but I could be wrong who knows. Besides she knows after I finish school I'll be a doctor so she might just cheat on me behind my back and tell me everything's okay and she doesn't need sex. Realistically there is no telling what someone would do in that situation.

[InsecureMeathead]

Just curious on why u decided on 8 I mean if your going to go go big.turn it into a yard stick.

8 is big enough to make me feel completely confident plus I think anything bigger than that is just too big. Also, the procedure I'm having done only gives an average of 1-2 inches anyway so I'm just being realistic in my expectations.

[MuscleInk]

I suppose you have a point...maybe she doesn't make me feel insecure. I've always been insecure, she just reminded me of my own insecurity and now it's a primary focus that I can't (re)forget.

As far as what she is and isn't okay with regarding recovery...we've been through a lot in our relationship and had to work pretty hard to get where we are (she's
Not American) and I don't believe she would throw it away for missing 4-6 months of intercourse. I'm also incredibly good at eating *****...so there is that as well.

Regarding non correctable issues...I imagine she would stick with me for a few years before deciding having a broke-dick husband is kinda shitty...but I could be wrong who knows. Besides she knows after I finish school I'll be a doctor so she might just cheat on me behind my back and tell me everything's okay and she doesn't need sex. Realistically there is no telling what someone would do in that situation.

Well good luck with the process. It's ultimately a personal choice.

Take care of the little lady. Good ones are hard to find. Took me three damn times (marriages).

[InsecureMeathead]

Well good luck with the process. It's ultimately a personal choice.

Take care of the little lady. Good ones are hard to find. Took me three damn times (marriages).

Appreciate the kind words and insight.

[AlphaMike]

62 replies on the subjects just goes to show we're all obsessed with penis lol
Seriously though OP, if you can't be happy with what you got you'll never feel adequate no matter what you do.

[aussie made]

Mate in all honesty. I don't think having a 8" dick is going to do anything for u or your confidence. It's all in your head and that's what u need to work out how to fix. I mean shit. My misses has slept with huge guys before. Does it make me insecure? I Couldn't give a shit. Because I go better then them anyway. Just learn how to use it. If she does say things or makes u feel anything less then happy. She isn't the one for u

[diesel101]

8 is big enough to make me feel completely confident plus I think anything bigger than that is just too big. Also, the procedure I'm having done only gives an average of 1-2 inches anyway so I'm just being realistic in my expectations.

6 1/2 is to small but anything over 8 is too big?

[brianfantana]

wtf at this thread...

[Dillydil]

I've thoroughly enjoyed laughing at the various comments on this thread! Made my thanksgiving!

[Bert]

This thread is still going?

[Bert]

8 is big enough to make me feel completely confident plus I think anything bigger than that is just too big. Also, the procedure I'm having done only gives an average of 1-2 inches anyway so I'm just being realistic in my expectations.

8' is too big. I'm 7' and could hurt any girl I've been with if I wanted. It used to look huge when I was skinny, but now looks average.

[Red Bastard]

The two of you should exclusively watch Asian porn, for a month. By the end, your skewed body image will be in the other direction, and you'll be looking for a penis reduction!

[AlphaMike]

8' is too big. I'm 7' and could hurt any girl I've been with if I wanted. It used to look huge when I was skinny, but now looks average.

My internet penis is also long and thick...

[kelkel]

If women were as concerned about penis size as men THINK they are, the whole world would fall apart! You pleasure a women through her mind much more than through her vagina.

Funny shyt..the past guys were to big for her and you even hurt her at times, yet you want to make that situation worse. Are you 12?

No, the girlfriend is.

If you pm Sgt H I know he had it done and went horribly wrong but he can help you out.

So sad. He's recovering with the TLC of DSM and Sholva.

Not sure if this is a joke on Sgt. or true but it's absolutely true that many of these surgeries result in disfigurement and loss of feeling. Often time an implant pump is needed to help gain an erection due to the damaged nerves.

Is the pump working out for you Lunk?

Find a new woman. Yours is broken

On point. As expected.

8' is too big. I'm 7' and could hurt any girl I've been with if I wanted. It used to look huge when I was skinny, but now looks average.

First, don't measure from your rectum. Second, of course you hurt them. You weigh 270+!

[Shadow530i]

It sounds like she doesn't really know how to be in a relationship or what to do to make you happy...but you also seem pretty committed to her, for whatever reason. Do what you "gotta" do man.

I wouldn't tell the doc though, just go back to TRT dosage a month before.

[Black]

8' is too big. I'm 7' and could hurt any girl I've been with if I wanted. It used to look huge when I was skinny, but now looks average.

I think anyone with a 7 foot penis is going to do some damage.

[fit2bOld]

Maybe try a good quality cock pump. A fat 8" gets lots of oohs and aahs but not if it won't work properly.

[Bonaparte]

You realize that this surgery generally results in a slouchy penis, right?

[Jim3432]

IT doesn't matter what size you are if your insecure you will always be insecure about your size. It's in your head man I've done 6 videos, soft-hardcore porn. I am above average but you think that helps?? **** no theirs always that one gifted SOB 10+. That's Life man, build more muscle. Get more ripped stop focusing on negative things.

[Jim3432]

And buddy got this surgery his turned out good but he has problems getting it up even on cial. every so often, not always but once in a while.

[C3RB3RUS]

Okay, so I realize what I'm asking for by posting this but I just hope I can get one or two knowledgable members to give me some accurate information.

Basically, I don't think my penis is big enough. It's 6 1/4" long and 5" around and I know that's supposed to be considered normal but I've always felt like it was too small. Maybe it's because I'm pretty big I don't know, I've just never been happy with it.

Anyway, I recently decided to do something about it. I've found the top "penile enhancement" surgeon in the world and I am going to get surgery to make it both longer and thicker. When it's all said and done I should be around 8" long and 6" around which is perfect for me.

What I'm wondering is...can I get this type of surgery while on gear? I've been blasting and cruising for a couple years now and I had a test/tren (or test/mast, or test/tren/mast) blast planned during the dates of my surgery. I am scared to disclose this information to my surgeon unless I absolutely have to so I'm hoping one of the MD's on here could maybe help me out.

Can I blast through this procedure or is it better to just cruise?

If anyone has any questions about this stuff feel free to ask, I'm practically an expert on the process now.


Alright guys, feel free to make your jokes now

PEGYM? ever hear of it? check it out

there is all kinds of shit you can do before even thinking about going under the knife. HE WANTS A BIG PENIS BECAUSE HE LIKES SLUTS, obviously. sluts love big penis and the hot one will only take big penis. -money, or big penis. i'm sorry i don't mean to be an ass, but that's the reality of things. reality is funny sometimes even when it's not.