Can You Beat Mike Tyson??

**Synyster** · 04-09-2008, 10:34 AM

For $1,000.00 would you go one 3 minute round with Mike Tyson?? Gloves on/off really doesnt matter....LOL!!!

**theWiseOne** · 04-09-2008, 10:37 AM

only on Mike Tyson's punchout ( Nintendo ) lol.....

**Manorexic** · 04-09-2008, 10:39 AM

with old mike tyson?.... hell no... with new mike tyson? definitely....

**Synyster** · 04-09-2008, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by Manorexic

with old mike tyson?.... hell no... with new mike tyson? definitely....

i STILL wouldnt get in the ring with that heavy handed lunatic....

maybe if i had a bat.....

**High-roller** · 04-09-2008, 11:07 AM

I would glov offs, and put some spice on my ear!!!

**Manorexic** · 04-09-2008, 11:25 AM

for 1000$ would you get into the ring with mike tyson in an ear costume?

**Synyster** · 04-09-2008, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by High-roller

I would glov offs, and put some spice on my ear!!!

lmao!!!

**High-roller** · 04-09-2008, 11:27 AM

Hey I think I would be richer then 1000, after he had a slice of my ear.

**zimmy** · 04-09-2008, 11:46 AM

how about you stick this in the general forum ... where it belongs

**Synyster** · 04-09-2008, 11:49 AM

nope!! id rather have it right here to see how many folks would fight Mike.....and how would they train for him. how about you go to the general forum where YOU belong?? ROTFLMBAO!!!!

**39+1** · 04-09-2008, 11:56 AM

Originally Posted by Synyster

For $1,000.00 would you go one 3 minute round with Mike Tyson?? Gloves on/off really doesnt matter....LOL!!!

what do i get if i win?

**Manorexic** · 04-09-2008, 11:58 AM

the satisfaction of having beat up mike tyson

**Synyster** · 04-09-2008, 12:02 PM

Originally Posted by 39+1

what do i get if i win?

you win your health and capability to walk out of the ring own you own two feet......hopefully.

**No One Knows** · 04-09-2008, 02:00 PM

No one on this forum could last 1 minute with tyson let alone 3..

**zimmy** · 04-09-2008, 03:01 PM

Originally Posted by Synyster

nope!! id rather have it right here to see how many folks would fight Mike.....and how would they train for him. how about you go to the general forum where YOU belong?? ROTFLMBAO!!!!

THis forum wasn't made to find out what if questions... who would win in a fight superman batman or whatever bs you can come up with. I don't even know why i even bother in this forum now. It used to actually have some good credible threads with actual training. Now I see sh*t like this and who win between kimbo and "insert unrealistic person here". Consider this my swan song. It's a shame this forum went from how it was just 8 months ago to this.

I don't have time between training, family, and work to sit here and listen to couch fans anymore.

**Lemonada8** · 04-09-2008, 03:09 PM

i'd do it, as long as i had some training... hell... 1 round? you have enuff energy to bob and weave for that...

**SECdominance** · 04-09-2008, 03:31 PM

for only $1,000...Hell no! I value my life more than that...Unless Evander happens to be on steroid .com then I doubt any of us could kick his ass in the ring

**No One Knows** · 04-09-2008, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by Lemonada8

i'd do it, as long as i had some training... hell... 1 round? you have enuff energy to bob and weave for that...

You could try to bob and weave but Tyson would still knock your block off...and for only a g?!?...shit.. Money comes easier than that.

**jonny101** · 04-09-2008, 03:51 PM

id get in there with him **** it the worst thats gona happen is i get ko'd(b4 u all say u cud die its not very likely)

**Pooks** · 04-09-2008, 07:44 PM

Once in a lifetime experience.. gotta roll with it hahah..

**jonny101** · 04-09-2008, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by Pooks

Once in a lifetime experience.. gotta roll with it hahah..

lol exactly what i was thinking

**Lemonada8** · 04-09-2008, 10:50 PM

Originally Posted by No One Knows

You could try to bob and weave but Tyson would still knock your block off...and for only a g?!?...shit.. Money comes easier than that.

well i said if i could have some training.. besides w/ my size i could take some shots... and maybe get some in???? lol

Originally Posted by Pooks

Once in a lifetime experience.. gotta roll with it hahah..

exactly what i was thinking....

**SECdominance** · 04-10-2008, 12:19 AM

yeah...a Once in a Lifetime Ass-whoopin...

**Synyster** · 04-10-2008, 07:23 AM

LOL!!! yall are crazy as hell!! but i applaud all of you that would get in there with him. its reall shows your character. LOL!!! ill be at ringside to be the designated "teeth picker upper".....

**fdrx7man** · 04-10-2008, 09:27 AM

for a grand.. meh.. my doctor bills would be more than that!! for 10K maybe id consider it! if my bills were paid!

**Synyster** · 04-10-2008, 09:52 AM

but is it really worth the risk to get in there with iron mike? a washed up mike tyson is better than half the people in this forum on their best day.....

**No One Knows** · 04-10-2008, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by Synyster

but is it really worth the risk to get in there with iron mike? a washed up mike tyson is better than half the people in this forum on their best day.....

No, a washed up tyson is better than 100% of the people on this forum 7 days a week. Anyone who says they would get in the ring with tyson now just thinks they're a tough guy. Look at how KIMBO FVCKING SLICE knocks out amateurs. Just imagine what Tyson would do a regular person.

**No One Knows** · 04-10-2008, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by Lemonada8

well i said if i could have some training.. besides w/ my size i could take some shots... and maybe get some in???? lol

Because you lift weights you think you could take a blow from Iron Mike? Please dude...

And ROFL @ getting some shots in. I'd pay $$$ to see that.

**fdrx7man** · 04-10-2008, 10:51 AM

yeah i doubt id be able to touch mike! but i think i could last uhh 10 seconds! cause id be runnin!! and goin for the anke bite ha ha!!

**Synyster** · 04-10-2008, 11:09 AM

see what makes mike soooo scary is that he is a 100% OFEENSIVE fighter. hell id go one round with Lennox Lewis, Holyfield and all those dudes because they are counter strikers. but as soon as the bell sounds mike will be all over ya ass.

**Synyster** · 04-10-2008, 11:12 AM

i figured id get ALOT of responses to this thread!! alot of folks dont like mike and think that he's all washed up and shyt......LOL!!!

**Braveheart04** · 04-20-2008, 08:14 PM

I could go a round with him......... I would throw sand in his eyes, then kick him in the balls! LOL Btw.... I would run like hell afterward!!!

**ThePump** · 04-20-2008, 08:20 PM

would a 12guage be against the rules?? hah

**FREAK** · 04-20-2008, 08:26 PM

i would make sure he just got done eatin

**HeavyHitter** · 04-21-2008, 01:58 PM

i would get in the ring with him for free... (prefferably money tho) just to say i did!!! But for 2 million... shiiiit, i'll give him a knife too! lolol

**yannick35** · 04-21-2008, 04:25 PM

Yes i just beat fedor last week

**Jfew44** · 04-21-2008, 04:29 PM

As long as he had a muzzle on and wasn't allowed to hit me in my face. Or anywhere else

**LawMan018** · 04-22-2008, 01:18 AM

I'd go no gloves if I could bring in the ring with me a woman and an ear. First as soon as the bell sounded I'd throw the woman in 1 corner and have Mike rape her which would probably last 1:30-2:00... I'd then toss the ear up and watch as he savagely bit at it until about 2:45 and then at that point I would sprint around the ring avoiding him as best possible...

**Synyster** · 04-22-2008, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by LawMan018

I'd go no gloves if I could bring in the ring with me a woman and an ear. First as soon as the bell sounded I'd throw the woman in 1 corner and have Mike rape her which would probably last 1:30-2:00... I'd then toss the ear up and watch as he savagely bit at it until about 2:45 and then at that point I would sprint around the ring avoiding him as best possible...

LMAO!!!! now thats the bext response as of yet.

**sassbs11** · 05-19-2008, 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by Synyster

For $1,000.00 would you go one 3 minute round with Mike Tyson?? Gloves on/off really doesnt matter....LOL!!!

definately id hit him so hard that someone will post a question in this forum saying:- would you get in the ring with me for $1000.lol

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