Results 1 to 37 of 37

Thread: diet help

  1. #1
    Naturall is offline Banned 5th Place Cocksucker
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Cocksucking Competition
    Posts
    12

    diet help

    Ok so i need to get down to 10% or less for competition coming up in less then a month

    my diet below will consist of the carbs and proteins well try to work the calories out

    morning
    little can of spc baked beans 29g Carbs 9g protein 7g sugar
    with 6 eggs 2 whole..

    then i hit the gym post will be
    2 cans of tuna and banana 34g protein 25g carbs

    then later on
    will be another 5-6 egg whites.. 25g protein
    broccolli 18g carbs

    then training
    350g low fat cottage cheese.. 35g protein 18g carbs 12g of them sugar

    then before bed could be anything..

    anyhelp on tweaking it

  2. #2
    jypoll's Avatar
    jypoll is offline Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    676
    can you post total macros including fats

  3. #3
    Naturall is offline Banned 5th Place Cocksucker
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Cocksucking Competition
    Posts
    12
    the fats are like kept to very little..

    so egg yokes are 2 of them 10.5 g fat
    cottage cheese is 6g of fat
    beans has like nothing

  4. #4
    --->>405<<---'s Avatar
    --->>405<<--- is offline Elite-AR-Hall of Famer
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Posts
    12,836
    Ur diet sucks man.. Not to sound harsh but just to get to the point..

    What r ur stats? Age weight height bodyfat%?

    Read the stickies
    1. "so u wanna learn how to diet"

    2. "cutting 101"

    3. "tdee"

    Once u have an understanding of how u need to look at ur diet and wat u need to eat we can go from there.. Now lets see those stats

  5. #5
    Naturall is offline Banned 5th Place Cocksucker
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Cocksucking Competition
    Posts
    12
    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<--- View Post
    Ur diet sucks man.. Not to sound harsh but just to get to the point..

    What r ur stats? Age weight height bodyfat%?

    Read the stickies
    1. "so u wanna learn how to diet"

    2. "cutting 101"

    3. "tdee"

    Once u have an understanding of how u need to look at ur diet and wat u need to eat we can go from there.. Now lets see those stats
    if my diet sucks.. why am i in better shape then you?.. and you wanna give me advice... i want advice from someone who is under 10%and get tell me the road they went down to it.. thanks but ill just wait for someone else

  6. #6
    jypoll's Avatar
    jypoll is offline Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    676
    Quote Originally Posted by Naturall View Post
    if my diet sucks.. why am i in better shape then you?.. and you wanna give me advice... i want advice from someone who is under 10%and get tell me the road they went down to it.. thanks but ill just wait for someone else
    hes just asking for your stats which are crucial for someone to help make you a diet to get below 10%. your still gonna need to post total macros and come up with a post workout meal

  7. #7
    Buddhabody's Avatar
    Buddhabody is offline Knowledgeable Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    Where the sun don't shine
    Posts
    495
    Good luck to you on your show. What type of comp is this? Whats your bodyfat at currently? Are you working with someone? With a month left I would cut out dairy and eat chicken breast, brown rice, cream of rice and steak. Also checj around locally and see if someone could help you possibly a prep coach. Good luck

  8. #8
    slfmade's Avatar
    slfmade is offline Knowledgeable Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2011
    Location
    N. Hollywood on Radford
    Posts
    3,940
    Quote Originally Posted by Naturall View Post
    if my diet sucks.. why am i in better shape then you?.. and you wanna give me advice... i want advice from someone who is under 10%and get tell me the road they went down to it.. thanks but ill just wait for someone else
    You've got a serious attitude problem that needs to change quick. 405 is a very well respected member here. What he said was spot on! He's dropped about 15% bodyfat in a few months, so maybe you should listen to him. And if you look at his log...he is under 10%. I would help you, but now you went and pissed me off, so until you apologize you're getting a boycott from me.

  9. #9
    slfmade's Avatar
    slfmade is offline Knowledgeable Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2011
    Location
    N. Hollywood on Radford
    Posts
    3,940
    P.S. Jay Cutler's trainer doesn't look like him....so by your rationale Jay should tell him to FVCK OFF!!!! Now that just sounds stupid doesn't it?

  10. #10
    Hardcorerider34 is offline Junior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Posts
    82
    Quote Originally Posted by slfmade
    P.S. Jay Cutler's trainer doesn't look like him....so by your rationale Jay should tell him to FVCK OFF!!!! Now that just sounds stupid doesn't it?
    Lol greatest post ever

  11. #11
    Naturall is offline Banned 5th Place Cocksucker
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Cocksucking Competition
    Posts
    12
    Quote Originally Posted by slfmade View Post
    You've got a serious attitude problem that needs to change quick. 405 is a very well respected member here. What he said was spot on! He's dropped about 15% bodyfat in a few months, so maybe you should listen to him. And if you look at his log...he is under 10%. I would help you, but now you went and pissed me off, so until you apologize you're getting a boycott from me.
    haha.. well im sorry if i offended you internet wanan be know it alls.. he may be under 10% but sure he dont look it.. like i said.. im not interested in turning this into a big deal like you have gone.. i just asked for one thing if so be it, if you wanna turn this coversation into a "you've got attitude problem" go make a post and ask anyone if they give a shit.. cause i dont

    so to answer your question.. i dont have to appologize to shit
    Last edited by Naturall; 03-10-2012 at 11:32 PM.

  12. #12
    slfmade's Avatar
    slfmade is offline Knowledgeable Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2011
    Location
    N. Hollywood on Radford
    Posts
    3,940
    Quote Originally Posted by Naturall View Post
    haha.. well im sorry if i offended you internet wanan be know it alls.. he may be under 10% but sure he dont look it.. like i said.. im not interested in turning this into a big deal like you have gone.. i just asked for one thing if so be it, if you wanna turn this coversation into a "you've got attitude problem" go make a post and ask anyone if they give a shit.. cause i dont

    so to answer your question.. i dont have to appologize to shit

    I don't see you lasting very long here. Apparently you don't know shit when it comes to diet. You're eating fvcking baked beans for christ's sake!!!! And the one guy that was trying to helped you (one of the top few guys that spends the most time helping people in the nutrition forum) you totally insulted.

    So do what you want, eat what you want, I wish you all the luck in the world. I'm out!

  13. #13
    BrownGirl's Avatar
    BrownGirl is offline Female Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    Arkansas
    Posts
    671
    Wow dude...insulting people is not the best way to start off is it!? C'mon, you asked for help, he offered it. Please be gracious. Being respectful will get you way more help from the vets. Having an attitude whilst asking for help is looked down on, here and everywhere else in the world.

  14. #14
    Naturall is offline Banned 5th Place Cocksucker
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Cocksucking Competition
    Posts
    12
    Quote Originally Posted by slfmade View Post
    I don't see you lasting very long here. Apparently you don't know shit when it comes to diet. You're eating fvcking baked beans for christ's sake!!!! And the one guy that was trying to helped you (one of the top few guys that spends the most time helping people in the nutrition forum) you totally insulted.

    So do what you want, eat what you want, I wish you all the luck in the world. I'm out!
    pathetic.. let me guess
    30yearold virign single spend more time on the computer then you do anything else spends time in the gym thinking he knows it all..
    cause his a moderator of a website and knows all the moderators makes him a "internet cool person"
    .. your a joke really.. dont want your advice.. my advice to you is.. you keep trying your lean bulk you aint getting no where..
    just doing burnouts and not moving.. good luck to you

  15. #15
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Posts
    4,911
    Here's the deal Naturall, first of all your diet is a pathetic joke. I don't know what kind of competition you think you're gonna compete in, but with that diet and a goal of simply being 10% I hope it's not a BB competition because you will embarrass yourself. You were asked the simple question of providing your stats so proper diet advise could be given and you haven't done it. I wonder why? Lots of guys stay at 10% even while bulking so to be 10% for a BB comp is really a pathetic goal. I don't know what kind of LBM you have but judging by your knowledge of diet I would guess that it's pitiful as well. If I'm wrong feel free to post pics to show how awfully I've misjudged you.

    Disrespecting and flaming members of this forum is against the rules and won't be tolerated. I would suggest you apologize and edit your posts or your time here will be short lived......

  16. #16
    Naturall is offline Banned 5th Place Cocksucker
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Cocksucking Competition
    Posts
    12
    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman View Post
    Here's the deal Naturall, first of all your diet is a pathetic joke. I don't know what kind of competition you think you're gonna compete in, but with that diet and a goal of simply being 10% I hope it's not a BB competition because you will embarrass yourself. You were asked the simple question of providing your stats so proper diet advise could be given and you haven't done it. I wonder why? Lots of guys stay at 10% even while bulking so to be 10% for a BB comp is really a pathetic goal. I don't know what kind of LBM you have but judging by your knowledge of diet I would guess that it's pitiful as well. If I'm wrong feel free to post pics to show how awfully I've misjudged you.

    Disrespecting and flaming members of this forum is against the rules and won't be tolerated. I would suggest you apologize and edit your posts or your time here will be short lived......
    pathetic is you askign what sort of competition im going into and it certanly isnt bodybuilding.. cause you call that a sport.. this thats a joke of a sport.. more like a homo sport.. so to proove you and all your "internet Friends wrong".. why dont you go to the members pictures section.. and look under body fat estimate.. and look for my name under the post starting thread.. and then you can go dip your head in the mud for going into this conversation with a big headed mind.. hows that for a deal

  17. #17
    baseline_9's Avatar
    baseline_9 is offline The Transformer ~VET~Recognized Staff Winner - $100
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    UK Get in the diet forum!
    Posts
    7,901
    Quote Originally Posted by Naturall View Post
    pathetic is you askign what sort of competition im going into and it certanly isnt bodybuilding.. cause you call that a sport.. this thats a joke of a sport.. more like a homo sport.. so to proove you and all your "internet Friends wrong".. why dont you go to the members pictures section.. and look under body fat estimate.. and look for my name under the post starting thread.. and then you can go dip your head in the mud for going into this conversation with a big headed mind.. hows that for a deal
    WTF is your problem?

    Do you want help or not?

    or are you just a TROLL?
    Don't be a 'Bro'..... Believe nothing....Question everything

    Baseline - Working to phase out this generation of Bro-Scientists

    Stop over thinking nutrition - If you want something to think about download Myfitnesspal and learn how to count macros




  18. #18
    Hardcorerider34 is offline Junior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Posts
    82
    Quote Originally Posted by Naturall

    pathetic is you askign what sort of competition im going into and it certanly isnt bodybuilding.. cause you call that a sport.. this thats a joke of a sport.. more like a homo sport.. so to proove you and all your "internet Friends wrong".. why dont you go to the members pictures section.. and look under body fat estimate.. and look for my name under the post starting thread.. and then you can go dip your head in the mud for going into this conversation with a big headed mind.. hows that for a deal
    This is not how you get friendly advice from respected people.

  19. #19
    --->>405<<---'s Avatar
    --->>405<<--- is offline Elite-AR-Hall of Famer
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Posts
    12,836
    LOL dude ur a freaking a-hole to the max! As far as u being in better shape than me judging from ur pic in the pictures forum i doubt it! U shoukda kept that pic to urself cuz it hardly helps ur BS argument..

    As for slf being a 30yr old virgin That spends all his time in front of a computer.. Thats funny.. And proves how much of an idiot u really are..

    Too bad were all on computers here cuz id really just like the chance to bitch slap the fcuk out of ur punk ass..

    Oh and u dont look all that great either ...

    Enjoy ur baked beans and banana ...
    Last edited by --->>405<<---; 03-11-2012 at 09:58 AM.

  20. #20
    marcus300's Avatar
    marcus300 is offline ~Retired~ AR-Platinum Elite-Hall of Famer ~
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    ENGLAND
    Posts
    40,921
    Naturall

    Please be respectful to the members who are trying to help you, its clear they are all far more knowledgeable than you otherwise you wouldn't be asking your questions. If you cant control your anger don't reply otherwise you time here could be short. Thanks

  21. #21
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Posts
    4,911
    Quote Originally Posted by Naturall View Post
    pathetic is you askign what sort of competition im going into and it certanly isnt bodybuilding.. cause you call that a sport.. this thats a joke of a sport.. more like a homo sport.. so to proove you and all your "internet Friends wrong".. why dont you go to the members pictures section.. and look under body fat estimate.. and look for my name under the post starting thread.. and then you can go dip your head in the mud for going into this conversation with a big headed mind.. hows that for a deal
    Why is it pathetic me asking what kind of competition you're going into? Looking at your pics it's definitely not a BB or powerlifting comp so I really have no idea what. Maybe a cocksucking competition?

    You were asked for your stats so people could help advise on your diet and you still haven't given them. But obviously you don't really want your diet critiqued because you're too immature to accept any type of constructive criticism. If you really do want help with your diet then you've come to the right place but your attitude needs to change right now.

  22. #22
    --->>405<<---'s Avatar
    --->>405<<--- is offline Elite-AR-Hall of Famer
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Posts
    12,836
    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman View Post
    Why is it pathetic me asking what kind of competition you're going into? Looking at your pics it's definitely not a BB or powerlifting comp so I really have no idea what. Maybe a cocksucking competition?

    You were asked for your stats so people could help advise on your diet and you still haven't given them. But obviously you don't really want your diet critiqued because you're too immature to accept any type of constructive criticism. If you really do want help with your diet then you've come to the right place but your attitude needs to change right now.
    Now thatz freaking funny! LOL!... I think its pretty clear wat this a-hole wants.. To be an a-hole..

  23. #23
    jypoll's Avatar
    jypoll is offline Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    676
    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<--- View Post
    Now thatz freaking funny! LOL!... I think its pretty clear wat this a-hole wants.. To be an a-hole..
    a homosexuals a-hole to be more exact

  24. #24
    --->>405<<---'s Avatar
    --->>405<<--- is offline Elite-AR-Hall of Famer
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Posts
    12,836
    WonDer if this guy knows MJDubbb?

  25. #25
    jypoll's Avatar
    jypoll is offline Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    676
    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<--- View Post
    WonDer if this guy knows MJDubbb?
    yea i was gonna say.
    but at-
    least he
    keeps
    his
    typing in the same
    paragraph.

  26. #26
    Naturall is offline Banned 5th Place Cocksucker
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Cocksucking Competition
    Posts
    12
    yeh i got no idea what you guys are talking about .. i think its retard moderator talk..
    anyway enjoy your pathetic life behind the computer screen teaching people jack shit.. cause thats all u seem to know..
    and by the way
    SLFMADE - your the biggest tosser.. i hope you loose your muscle from that diet and cardio..
    405 - nowhere near under 10% you need to get a life behind the computer life and get rid of those shitty tats that are with that shit body
    JYPOLL - Who the F U CK are you to come out and talk about anything when seems like you love sucking your internet friends ass .
    you one day might break your virginty till then haha

  27. #27
    DanB is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    post proelia praemia
    Posts
    9,856
    hey I aint a mod, can you understand this?

    piss off you prick

  28. #28
    JDBeretta's Avatar
    JDBeretta is offline Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Location
    Vancouver, BC
    Posts
    683
    LMFAO at this thread.

  29. #29
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Location
    Nova Scotia
    Posts
    508
    ^^ x2. Lol

  30. #30
    jypoll's Avatar
    jypoll is offline Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    676
    Quote Originally Posted by Naturall View Post
    yeh i got no idea what you guys are talking about .. i think its retard moderator talk..
    anyway enjoy your pathetic life behind the computer screen teaching people jack shit.. cause thats all u seem to know..
    and by the way
    SLFMADE - your the biggest tosser.. i hope you loose your muscle from that diet and cardio..
    405 - nowhere near under 10% you need to get a life behind the computer life and get rid of those shitty tats that are with that shit body
    JYPOLL - Who the F U CK are you to come out and talk about anything when seems like you love sucking your internet friends ass .
    you one day might break your virginty till then haha
    lol. we got ourselves a fiesty one

  31. #31
    slfmade's Avatar
    slfmade is offline Knowledgeable Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2011
    Location
    N. Hollywood on Radford
    Posts
    3,940
    Quote Originally Posted by Naturall View Post
    yeh i got no idea what you guys are talking about .. i think its retard moderator talk..
    anyway enjoy your pathetic life behind the computer screen teaching people jack shit.. cause thats all u seem to know..
    and by the way
    SLFMADE - your the biggest tosser.. i hope you loose your muscle from that diet and cardio..
    405 - nowhere near under 10% you need to get a life behind the computer life and get rid of those shitty tats that are with that shit body
    JYPOLL - Who the F U CK are you to come out and talk about anything when seems like you love sucking your internet friends ass .
    you one day might break your virginty till then haha
    I expect you to be banned very soon. But thanks for playing!!!

  32. #32
    *Admin* is offline AR Admin
    Join Date
    Jul 2001
    Posts
    132,047
    I do apologies for this asswipes comments to all... I have allowed the fun to continue long enough... the idiot is banned...


    He did place in his competition albeit 5th....
    Every man has the ability to be a fool, it is what he does to recover that shows who the fool really is.
    ~Anonymous~

    Those who believe that they are exclusively in the right are generally those who achieve something.
    ~Aldous Huxley~


    Completely Cleanse Your Body of Steroids in Only 5 Days! - www.SteroidCleanse.com



    Help Stop Steroid Abuse - Click Here!

  33. #33
    EASTCOASTKID's Avatar
    EASTCOASTKID is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    GYM
    Posts
    282
    thank goodness what a complete idiot he was....."baked beans and out of a can I might add".......OMFG......

    Good way to start the day.....

  34. #34
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Posts
    4,911
    Quote Originally Posted by *Admin* View Post
    I do apologies for this asswipes comments to all... I have allowed the fun to continue long enough... the idiot is banned...


    He did place in his competition albeit 5th....
    5th place huh? Guess his diet wasn't even a good one for that "sport"......

  35. #35
    gbrice75's Avatar
    gbrice75 is offline AR's Diet Pimp! ~HOF~
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    New Jersey
    Posts
    17,457
    Quote Originally Posted by *Admin* View Post
    I do apologies for this asswipes comments to all... I have allowed the fun to continue long enough... the idiot is banned...


    He did place in his competition albeit 5th....
    DAMN!!! I'm away from the forum for a couple of days and look what I miss out on! I would love to have gone a few rounds with this dick hole!

  36. #36
    Razor is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    Carving Stone with Steel
    Posts
    7,787
    By the power of Thor!!!!!!

  37. #37
    slfmade's Avatar
    slfmade is offline Knowledgeable Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2011
    Location
    N. Hollywood on Radford
    Posts
    3,940
    I was wondering what took you so long Razr!!!

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •