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  1. 04-26-2006, 03:37 PM #1
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    Brittany Spears pregnant again

    The Pope has given the blessing for her to use birth control from now on.

    The kid will have to wear a crash helmet with that family.

    Just what we needed another long summer of Brittany sightings.

    Lord help us...
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  2. 04-26-2006, 04:05 PM #2
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    I'm the father...what can I say...

    ...It broke.
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  3. 04-26-2006, 04:08 PM #3
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    I asked her if she was on the pill, guess she lied!!
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  4. 04-26-2006, 04:19 PM #4
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    Kevin Federline is a lucky SOB. Even if it's not his kid he'd be a fool to ask for a DNA test.

    That lazy bastage is setup for life!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Why couldn't I marry rich trailer trash? DAMNIT!
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  5. 04-26-2006, 05:23 PM #5
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    For real as Bill Marh said in his new rules......Angea Jolie has to adopt all of Britney's kids from now on
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  6. 04-26-2006, 11:19 PM #6
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    With any luck we won't see anymore of her.......Annoying, and she's been caught twice with her child in the front of her car with her, Not smart!
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  7. 04-27-2006, 02:35 AM #7
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    yah...maybe she's too busy with kids to make "music" or wahtever that poppy sh*t she sang was
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  8. 04-27-2006, 07:14 PM #8
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    She's fat and all f*cked up and won't be back for 2-3 years if she ever returns.

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    who cares ? If she was my daughter I would have her spayed !!!
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  10. 04-27-2006, 08:02 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThrottleKing
    The Pope has given the blessing for her to use birth control from now on.

    The kid will have to wear a crash helmet with that family.

    Just what we needed another long summer of Brittany sightings.

    Lord help us...

    I had to bust the nut in her. Sorry for the inconvience. I has drunk, she was fat, it was on.
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  11. 04-27-2006, 11:33 PM #11
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    I dont care what anyone else says, britney spears is freakin hot and she worked ridiculously hard to get where she is

    you make her sound like Paris Hilton
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  12. 04-28-2006, 12:31 AM #12
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    Sorry guys, I was caught up in the moment and she was ridding me hard so I had to bust the nut in her. I guess its my kid
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  13. 04-28-2006, 12:48 AM #13
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    I'm starting to think we all had the same idea, and none of us read this whole thread before posting.
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  14. 04-28-2006, 01:00 AM #14
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    [QUOTE=GQ-Bouncer]I dont care what anyone else says, britney spears is freakin hot and she worked ridiculously hard to get where she is

    you make her sound like Paris Hilton[/QUOTE
    OK, and the Hunch Back of Notre Dame gives me a boner as well
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  15. 04-28-2006, 11:44 AM #15
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    she looked good before...now shes a fat, ugly, hill billy chain smoker
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Broker 1
    she looked good before...now shes a fat, ugly, hill billy chain smoker
    Thats not nice but so true heheheheh
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    Quote Originally Posted by GQ-Bouncer
    I dont care what anyone else says, britney spears is freakin hot and she worked ridiculously hard to get where she is

    you make her sound like Paris Hilton

    yes... hotness, slutty out fits, and hard "work" she did. Apparently, in the sad pop market that makes up for a complete lack of vocal talent.
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  18. 04-28-2006, 06:47 PM #18
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    Just needs to go back to her home on whore island and never be heard form again....she can take her piece o'crap hubby with her as well
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    i guess K-Fed sperms is the only thing working
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  20. 05-04-2006, 04:46 AM #20
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    LMAO at this thread. she did work hard, ok, she isnt a musical genius, and yes, she has developed herself a pretty mingin appearance and habits, and does, and always has, annoyed the fvck out of me, BUT, she has worked her ass off for her money over the years im sure... just grown a bigger, flabbier one as a replacement
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  21. 05-04-2006, 09:02 AM #21
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    She's supposed to be holding a press conference today about the new baby.

    Her husband is one lucky sob. Seriously, he goes on the news, makes an ass of himself, yet still gets Britney Spears action...

    Britney was hot looking before she starting seeing this Kevin guy, but she has gone down hill so fast after.
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  22. 05-07-2006, 10:15 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueAndromeda73
    Just needs to go back to her home on whore island and never be heard form again....she can take her piece o'crap hubby with her as well
    Just what I was thinking!!
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    I'd like to know what was going through her mind to even get into the same bed as that rat... talk about a loser! And all he's done is drag her down with him. Like c'mon Brittany, he has how many other kids? And how fast did he abandon them? Oh, I'm sorry Brittany can you not hear me over the sound of the ATM giving your husband all your money? That's a shame... should have kept the nickel between your knees sweetie!
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    ...I'm sure she's cryin all the way to bank in beverly hills in her/HIS Ferrari...
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    oh man not again..shes gonna gain another 50lbs
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  26. 05-08-2006, 09:13 PM #26
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    Ever see the Family Guy episode with Britney Spears, who's like fourty, fat, and in a wheelchair witth one leg missing. LOL. Priceless.
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    messed up

    That girl is sincerely fukked up. Reminds me of Whitney Houston's before/after Bobby Brown..............
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    One minute she is a virgin and every young female girls idol and now she is knocked up and addicted to cigarettes and god only knows what else. Wtf is going to happen next?
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    well, she could start 'abusing' anabolic steroids . they are the most evil, dangerous and sinister drugs in the world. now that really would make her the lowest of the low. or so the media would have you believe lol
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    I will sniper her
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    She's done.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Timm1704
    well, she could start 'abusing' anabolic steroids. they are the most evil, dangerous and sinister drugs in the world. now that really would make her the lowest of the low. or so the media would have you believe lol
    LOL. I can see it now. After all the stupid sh*t that she has done i can honestly say it probably wouldn't suprise me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThrottleKing
    The Pope has given the blessing for her to use birth control from now on.

    The kid will have to wear a crash helmet with that family.

    Just what we needed another long summer of Brittany sightings.

    Lord help us...

    Hey thats just what we needed another white trash idiot!
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    guys...all jokes aside i would still bang her and creampie her....theirs just something about her trashie a$$ that i love.
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    His 4th child?

    Someone needs to castrate him.
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    good for her and gold diggin K-fed...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Broker 1
    she looked good before...now shes a fat, ugly, hill billy chain smoker
    you say that like it's a bad thing.
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    at least she has a reason to be fat
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    Quote Originally Posted by Temptation
    His 4th child?

    Someone needs to castrate him.

    4th that we know of..
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