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  1. 06-27-2012, 09:00 AM #1
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    Villagers mistake sex toy for mystical mushroom

    http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/848...tical-mushroom

    A Chinese village and a television journalist have found themselves the subject of worldwide ridicule after they apparently mistook a sex toy for a mystical fungus.

    Villagers outside the western city of Xi'an discovered the artificial vagina when drilling a new well-shaft, US network ABC reported.......
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  2. 06-27-2012, 09:05 AM #2
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    bwahahahaha:

    "Unable to identify the white, flexible object, villagers reportedly concluded it was a mystical mushroom of the lingzhi variety, able to give people immortality. "
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  3. 06-27-2012, 09:43 AM #3
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    lol thats awesome
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  4. 06-27-2012, 10:18 AM #4
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    priceless..
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  5. 06-27-2012, 10:21 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc
    priceless..
    Where can I find this magical vagina that gives you immortality and how does it work!?! Do you rub it? Lick it? What?????

    Maybe someone should show them the lucky "blue waffle"!!!!! Lmao.
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  6. 06-27-2012, 12:35 PM #6
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    hahahahaha, awesome!
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  7. 06-27-2012, 09:47 PM #7
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    BAHAHAHAHAHA, they were drilling a shaft and found a vagina. Ironic????
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  8. 07-18-2012, 12:20 PM #8
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    That is freaking funny.
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  9. 07-18-2012, 03:51 PM #9
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    The real question is how it got there in the first place.
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  10. 07-18-2012, 05:36 PM #10
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    baaahahaha oh my lord that was funny!!

    great find!
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