MAKE ME LAUGH Contest!

**bignoob** · 05-10-2012, 08:58 AM

Two Irish men walked out of the bar. No really!!! It can happen.

**spywizard** · 05-10-2012, 09:23 AM

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey is running wild. The monkey jumps up on the pool table and grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender is livid and says to the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
"No. What did that stupid shit do this time?" says the patron.
"Well, he just swallowed the cue ball off the pool table, whole" says the bartender.
"Yeah, well I hope it kills the ****er because he's been driving me nuts" says the patron.
The guy finishes his drink and leaves.
Two weeks later he comes back with the monkey. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running wild around the bar again. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds some peanuts on the bar. He grabs one, sticks it up his ass, then pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted.
"Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"What now?" responds the patron. "Well, he stuck a peanut up his ass, then pulled it out and ate it" says the bartender.
"Well, what do you expect?" replied the patron. "Ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!!!"

**Times Roman** · 05-10-2012, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by bignoob

Two Irish men walked out of the bar. No really!!! It can happen.

I'm Irish....

.....they may walk out, but not sober!!! =)

**Blergs** · 05-10-2012, 12:39 PM

HAHAHA:

Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?"

The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is!"

While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous twenty-four-year old woman stepped out.

The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your maw!"

**mister.fantastic** · 05-10-2012, 03:08 PM

best thread ever

**taylor26** · 05-10-2012, 03:12 PM

**RUI-Products** · 05-10-2012, 03:38 PM

^^^^^^^^^^ Now that is FUNNY!

**Bigdog99** · 05-10-2012, 05:54 PM

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xo797x_upstairs_fun

**Necrosaro** · 05-10-2012, 05:56 PM

I think that one by taylor just beat mine!

**Renesis** · 05-10-2012, 08:06 PM

What is the difference between a Knife and a Feminist? The Knife has a point.

**canadian-bacon** · 05-10-2012, 09:56 PM

**canadian-bacon** · 05-11-2012, 12:09 AM

Originally Posted by AR-R

I'm loving this!

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**canadian-bacon** · 05-11-2012, 02:59 AM

I decided to burn some calories today, so I set a fat kid on fire.

**mister.fantastic** · 05-11-2012, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by taylor26

BwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! love it

**Blergs** · 05-11-2012, 03:06 PM

:-)

**MGKdiana** · 05-11-2012, 03:08 PM

is youtube videos allowed?

qS9BVX2Aalc click to watch them

NW_O-ZT6RFA

s_o3_xfo7kU

**MGKdiana** · 05-11-2012, 03:19 PM

Damn it can't post links

Just add: youtube(dot)com and add rest of the link I added.

watch?v=s_o3_xfo7kU

watch?v=qS9BVX2Aalc

watch?v=NW_O-ZT6RFA

**canadian-bacon** · 05-11-2012, 08:14 PM

**decaDump** · 05-12-2012, 07:01 AM

What the...

"It's not what you gain, it's what you maintain." dD

**RUI-Products** · 05-12-2012, 10:20 PM

5 winners of a 20% promocode will be announced Monday!

**RUI-Products** · 05-13-2012, 11:46 AM

Last day!

**coliinxd** · 05-13-2012, 02:44 PM

I found these funny lol

**canadian-bacon** · 05-13-2012, 02:49 PM

**canadian-bacon** · 05-13-2012, 02:56 PM

**canadian-bacon** · 05-13-2012, 02:58 PM

**canadian-bacon** · 05-13-2012, 03:10 PM

**coliinxd** · 05-13-2012, 03:34 PM

Haha

**coliinxd** · 05-13-2012, 03:36 PM

If any of you have ever experienced the DMV.... Hahahah bitch-_-

**coliinxd** · 05-13-2012, 03:36 PM

I think we could all use one of these

**coliinxd** · 05-13-2012, 03:38 PM

.... Lmao

**coliinxd** · 05-13-2012, 03:40 PM

Hahaha dat der virgin

**coliinxd** · 05-13-2012, 07:15 PM

She knows her place hahhahaa

**coliinxd** · 05-14-2012, 05:54 AM

I know the contest is over but thought of share it anyway

hahaha

**RUI-Products** · 05-14-2012, 11:18 AM

Thank you everyone for your submissions. Necrosaro, bigdog99, canadianbacon, jasc, and Taylor 26 you are the winners of a 20% off discount code. You will be receiving their promocodes via PM. Also, everyone else who participated in the threads gets a promocode as well for 5% off.

Here's an added bonus. The store is now 20% off. So all of you that got a promocode....do the math!!!

Thank you again for all the participation.

Yours,

ar-r

**tballz** · 05-14-2012, 03:35 PM

Great stuff!

**bravos87** · 05-14-2012, 05:53 PM

**RUI-Products** · 05-15-2012, 10:23 AM

ROUND TWO / WEEK TWO MAKE ME LAUGH CONTEST!

We will be continuing our contest in this thread.

Here is a RECAP:

Each week 5 different people will win a 20% off promocode at the store in the month of May 2012. This will coincide with the already 20% off store discount for great savings.
And all others that contribute will also get a 10% off discount code.

MAKE ME LAUGH

Yours,

ar-r