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    Squatting w/ a hard-on increases muscle mass and test count

    I laughed when I first heard this the other day, but it really works!! Some of the old pro's used to utilize this tactic for rapid muscle growth. It's actually quite simple, just hit up the bathroom at your gym and beat off for a few. Just before the point of orgasm stop, and then go do your heaviest set of squats. It may be embarrasing when you do your next set with a pitched tent, but who'll have the last laugh when your big and strong and everybody else is lagging because they've failed to practice this technique? Reports of muscle mass increases by 5-10 lbs in 2 short weeks is not uncommon

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    I laughed when I first heard this the other day, but it really works!! Some of the old pro's used to utilize this tactic for rapid muscle growth. It's actually quite simple, just hit up the bathroom at your gym and beat off for a few. Just before the point of orgasm stop, and then go do your heaviest set of squats. It may be embarrasing when you do your next set with a pitched tent, but who'll have the last laugh when your big and strong and everybody else is lagging because they've failed to practice this technique? Reports of muscle mass increases by 5-10 lbs in 2 short weeks is not uncommon
    thats hilarious. i shouldnt admit this, but i used to like to get turned on before i went and worked out(no hard on though). it seemed to make me more aggressive lol

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    ill try it my next leg day

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    ill try it my next leg day
    i have leg day in about an hour, who wants me to try it AND take pics?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmya73
    i have leg day in about an hour, who wants me to try it AND take pics?

    I'll pass on the pics but you should try it and let us know how it works.....

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    lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmya73
    thats hilarious. i shouldnt admit this, but i used to like to get turned on before i went and worked out(no hard on though). it seemed to make me more aggressive lol
    I get random hard ons the night after training legs. I think training legs increases test.
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    Mna ya'll are behinf the times. I wack it WHILLLLEEEE doin squats! Amateurs....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    I get random hard ons the night after training legs. I think training legs increases test.
    damn I've noticed that too...

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    I get random hard ons the night after training legs. I think training legs increases test.
    i am 19, i have random hard ons anyway. but i thought it was a commonly accepted fact that squats and deadlifts send gh and test levels through the roof, so it would make sense to get random hard ons. leg day im too tired to think about sex, but i am extremely horny after back day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmya73
    i am 19, i have random hard ons anyway. but i thought it was a commonly accepted fact that squats and deadlifts send gh and test levels through the roof, so it would make sense to get random hard ons. leg day im too tired to think about sex, but i am extremely horny after back day.
    I get horny after deadlifts. I thought it was because I was feeling all strong and manly after picking up such weight.
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    I get horny after deadlifts. I thought it was because I was feeling all strong and manly after picking up such weight.
    i thought that too,until i read Nark's training log and felt like a girl

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    I definetly heard of squating doing something with your test.

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    theres all kinds of little blurbs and articles about it in MD, im just too lazy to look right now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmya73
    i thought that too,until i read Nark's training log and felt like a girl
    lol.. sorry man

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    lol, what kinda workout question is that

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    it ll be wierd looking in the mirror while squatting and i see my johnson tryin to come out....hell i ma try it next time i train legs

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    I thought i was the only one!!... after a real intense workout like 1/2-hr later i get crazy boners.... lol how bout' that

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    i never thought about how physically aggressive i get after my leg day. my girl knows that friday's are nasty. she always tells me to have a great leg day workout. hahah now i see it isn't uncommon. and i may have to try teh whole wack it/squat thing. but the chick who works in the athletes weight room here at school is pretty effing hot. maybe she could help me out?

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    this thread is digressing and degenerating even further lol

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