07-17-2004, 12:44 AM #1
What NOT To Say During Oral Sex...
So about an hour ago, I'm with my girl and she's a good girl. This week is her "woman week" which is **** for the most part, but she understands that I have needs. So she goes out of her to make sure I'm not straying anywhere else to get the goods. So while I'm on the recieving end of Oral Sex..we have this conversation...
ME: I like that
(She now gets up to talk to me)
HER: I love you so much baby
ME: You give the best head
HER: You mean the world to me
ME: It feels so good in your mouth
HER: Baby, I'm serious. I really do care for you, I would do anything to please you...
ME: I want to give it to you bad baby. I'm so horny.
HER: Baby, did you hear what I said? I love you?
ME: Why you stopping?
End of blowjob. Result...
Self Abuse tonight boys....
07-17-2004, 12:54 AM #2
Thats Great! LOL
07-17-2004, 12:55 AM #3LORDBLiTZ Guest
If she loves you so much, will she take it in the poo?
07-17-2004, 12:55 AM #4
thanks bro, I needed a good laugh.
07-17-2004, 12:55 AM #5
Funny thing is, this was the EXACT conversation. I didn't realize how much of an Asshole I am until I thought about it.
07-17-2004, 12:56 AM #6Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
07-17-2004, 12:58 AM #7LORDBLiTZ Guest
LOL, maybe a lil......A2M???
07-17-2004, 01:00 AM #8
A2M = Never kissing, sharing a drink or even shaking hands with ever again.
Ain't worth it.
07-17-2004, 01:22 AM #9
how does love and giving head come up in the same conversation, only a women can do that...
07-17-2004, 03:25 AM #10
hahahaha thats funny.
07-17-2004, 03:46 AM #11
i just had flashbacks of my ex girlfriend... the best was when she'd start crying during sex because of how "happy" she was..... needless to say it got quite tiring
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07-17-2004, 08:09 AM #13
That was classic.....lmao
07-17-2004, 08:53 AM #14
hey ronny u should change the title to" what to say if u NEVER want head again"
07-17-2004, 09:43 AM #15
Thats tooooooooooooo funny! But seriously, I also don't think much when I'm horny!
07-17-2004, 12:51 PM #16Spyder Guest
F that sh!t man ... Good Job Ronny...i dont know why chicks gotta ruin it with all the 'i love you' BS! ...they gotta ruin a good bj. sometimes a man just wants to lean back and have his d!ck worshipped w/o any of that mushy stuff. eh!
07-17-2004, 12:53 PM #17
I would of said shut up and suck my dick bitch.
07-17-2004, 01:00 PM #18
I have been married 21 years and one thing I learned, if you want your dick sucked, you have to talk nice, even if you are lying. Remember a hard cock has not concience. Say what you need to and the give her a towel. Then once you are thinking straight again, bring her to dinner, wine her, dine her and then go home and get it good again, especially if you are doing AS and can go again.
07-17-2004, 01:04 PM #19
Ah, things were good again today. She's at work, I'm at home and our plans for tonight have changed a little.
She called me an Asshole in the morning though, I just shrugged it off and ignored it. Then she called me an Asshole again for ignoring her.
Women are a lose/lose situation. They say they never want you to lie to them, but if you don't tell them what they want to hear, you become a Jerk. Whaaat the fuuuuck.
07-17-2004, 01:06 PM #20Originally Posted by RoNNy THe BuLL
07-17-2004, 01:15 PM #21
Remember bro "I love you" are just words bro. Say it if it makes her finish. I have told so many bitches that and I meant it for those few seconds.
07-17-2004, 01:29 PM #22
I am female and of course some would get upset on the ways you talk like this but, THAT IS SO FUNNY, have a great niteOriginally Posted by RoNNy THe BuLL
07-17-2004, 01:30 PM #23New Member
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HAHA thats great
07-17-2004, 01:43 PM #24Originally Posted by mass junkie
07-17-2004, 01:58 PM #25
I dunno but ive been discovering lately that women like to be treated like **** sometimes. A few girls have told me reccently they hate when the guy never makes them upset or never says things that make them upset. Hey if they like the abuse Phuck, ill dish it out...
07-17-2004, 02:00 PM #26Originally Posted by Beernutz
07-17-2004, 02:05 PM #27Originally Posted by Lozgod
07-17-2004, 02:16 PM #28Originally Posted by Beernutz
07-17-2004, 02:17 PM #29
LOL its true its all true...
07-17-2004, 02:20 PM #30Originally Posted by Beernutz
07-17-2004, 02:21 PM #31
NO joke Lozgod but the 3rd girl in from the left side in your avatar(blonde one) looks exactly like the X-girl like i mean a split image...And no im not trying to pull another Brian11..
07-17-2004, 02:23 PM #32Originally Posted by Beernutz
07-17-2004, 02:39 PM #33Originally Posted by Lozgod
07-17-2004, 06:59 PM #34
ronny....that was some smooth talkin there son
07-17-2004, 07:53 PM #35
what I don't get is what woman actually expects her man to think anythin else while gettin head?!
07-17-2004, 09:42 PM #36
I found your mistake... you answered her question..
MMMM is what she should be saying..
anything else.. she needs a hand on the back of the head...
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07-18-2004, 07:25 AM #37Originally Posted by spywizard
Yea chics love that sh!t.
07-18-2004, 09:42 AM #38Originally Posted by RON
07-18-2004, 09:45 AM #39Originally Posted by kc
07-18-2004, 10:38 AM #40Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
exactly! always save that mushy crap for after the "after sex nap"
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