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    lol exactly
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Ronny the Bull, you are not a jerk and not an asshole. Women often try to use sex as a weopon just to get men to say "I love you".

    She blatantly was trying to push you into an "I love you"

    What she has to understand is, that just as much as it is wrong for someone to push someone else into a sexual relationship, it is just as wrong for somone to push someone into a loving relationship. This is because one person is forcing the other to feel something that they simply don't feel. It is morally wrong for someone to push that on someone else because it puts them in a precarious situation. And if someone cares about someone, they should have more concern for the others feelings. If they deny the other person's autonomy, than they are being selfish. And if they continue to be selfish in such a manner, than they will never find themselves happy in any kind of romantic relationship.

    The need for sex is a basic need in all human beings. Since you are sexual with her, it is obvious that it is quite consensual. Engaging in sex is much easier than engaging in love. This is because sex is a basic primal need that exists for survival of the species. Hunger, thirst and sex, are all necessary urges that are essential for the survival of the species. Love is not a necessity. It is not responsible for the survival of the species and therfore is is much harder for some people to engage in. Love actually is more of an ideal, made up probably by women. Love is a series of complicated irrational emotional responses, and cannot be put in the same place as sexual gratification.
    Hunger is not complicated.
    Thirst is not complicated.
    Sexual gratification is not complicated.
    Love... is complicated. It is not an innate survival need, as are thirst, hunger and desire for sex.

    So basically, you have to tell your woman that having sex is part of a healthy relationship as it satisfies a certain universal need, and that she should not feel guilty about partaking in it ouside the context of love. And love should not be pressed on you, as it would not be genuine for you to say something that you didn't mean.
    Tell her you have feelings for her that are strong, but you are not sure if it's exactly the same as her's.

    Hopefully that'll shut that bitch up and get her suckin that sausage again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Ron...if you weren't a mod....and I didn't like you.... I'd give you a piece of my mind. !!!!!!
    Go ahead but remember hun you don't have much to spare so only a little piece BTW Sweetie......I love you

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    Quote Originally Posted by kc
    exactly! always save that mushy crap for after the "after sex nap"
    What nap? You don't have to go home, but you got to get the hell out of my house.

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    LOL Ron.....I luv you too
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    What nap? You don't have to go home, but you got to get the hell out of my house.

    very true...guess i'm married so I think like a married woman.....who SUCKS at mushy crap!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    What nap? You don't have to go home, but you got to get the hell out of my house.

    nah, let her stay... there are dishes and furniture that need cleaning.

    j/k... but seriously, the worst thing you can say during oral sex is... "wow, just like your mom, F*ck thats good..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by monstercojones
    nah, let her stay... there are dishes and furniture that need cleaning.
    Yeah, if it is that time of the week. I usually get them to take care of that stuff first. I just hate seeing and hearing them after I bust off.

    Quote Originally Posted by monstercojones
    j/k... but seriously, the worst thing you can say during oral sex is... "wow, just like your mom, F*ck thats good..."
    Or just like your sister, cousin, best friend, or neighbor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoNNy THe BuLL
    So about an hour ago, I'm with my girl and she's a good girl. This week is her "woman week" which is **** for the most part, but she understands that I have needs. So she goes out of her to make sure I'm not straying anywhere else to get the goods. So while I'm on the recieving end of Oral Sex..we have this conversation...

    ME: ****...Fuuuuck...
    HER: Mmmm
    ME: I like that
    HER: MMMM
    ME: Shiiiiit!
    (She now gets up to talk to me)
    HER: I love you so much baby
    ME: You give the best head
    HER: You mean the world to me
    ME: It feels so good in your mouth
    HER: Baby, I'm serious. I really do care for you, I would do anything to please you...
    ME: I want to give it to you bad baby. I'm so horny.
    HER: Baby, did you hear what I said? I love you?
    ME: Why you stopping?

    End of blowjob. Result...

    Self Abuse tonight boys....
    Priceless moment

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    Quote Originally Posted by kc
    exactly! always save that mushy crap for after the "after sex nap"
    You girls are right on. When that activity is comencing we have a couple things on our mind.

    1) How long can we make it last without pissing her off.
    2) Will she finish it or want to stop and commence intercourse?

    It might just be me but that stuff is so enjoyable that I don't want anything interupting it, I would suspend all talking if needed.

    hahaha.

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    It's not polite to talk with your mouth full!!!

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    Many times...
    I prefer Oral Sex over actual sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoNNy THe BuLL
    Many times...
    I prefer Oral Sex over actual sex.
    Same here. Trying to get it frequently is a fun endeavor. You have to have the right girl who is into pleasing her man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RON
    Remember bro "I love you" are just words bro. Say it if it makes her finish. I have told so many bitches that and I meant it for those few seconds.

    Ron.....saying I love you ...while your crying like a baby is NOT a turn on.....
    At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?

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    I would have told her I loved her back. If that got her real excited and she started doing a better job I might would even tell her I never wanted to be with anyone else. Whatever it took.

    What I used to do to get laid. I have even cried a few times for a piece.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoNNy THe BuLL
    I prefer Oral Sex over actual sex.
    Not me, after you get her to start the excitement is over, with regular sex the fun is just starting when you get her to do it. All the different positions, smacking her ass, making her call you daddy, getting her to buy you stuff afterwards, having her mouth off to her friends how good it was so you can do them too.

    Head just doesnt offer all those benefits.

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    Lozgod, you got some good points, but then again...

    I workout hard. I do cardio hard. I eat strict.
    Sometimes, I just want to sit back, relax and enjoy the view.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoNNy THe BuLL
    Lozgod, you got some good points, but then again...

    I workout hard. I do cardio hard. I eat strict.
    Sometimes, I just want to sit back, relax and enjoy the view.
    I see your point. Sometimes if its a girl thats not attractive enough to bone then I'll throw in a porn and get some head.

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    The best was with my Ex-Girl...

    I was lying down on her bed, watching wrestling while eating, and she was giving me head. That was the all-time best. That was one of the few times the Ex actually wanted to fully please me. Woo woo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mart651
    I would have told her I loved her back. If that got her real excited and she started doing a better job I might would even tell her I never wanted to be with anyone else. Whatever it took.

    What I used to do to get laid. I have even cried a few times for a piece.
    lmaoooo...Why do I believe that last part?

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    I would never cry for a piece of ass, I would just do the deed myself. But I'd be lying if I never lead a woman on in thinking there was a future.

    One girl I was checking, hoooot as they come, she was older then me at the time so her mentality was a bit different then mine. Anytime she would mention marriage, I would just not say anything but smile and say, "Let's no jinx anything". She got all giddy and excited and that's when I would get the best sex and/or blowjobs! Truuuue story.

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    Head? What's that? Once you're married that **** ain't happening....cept for your birthday..............or when you buy a Lexus. hahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggy'sTwat
    Head? What's that? Once you're married that **** ain't happening....cept for your birthday..............or when you buy a Lexus. hahahahaha
    If she don't give............ she don't get........... married don't stop it.. the guy allows that behavior........
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