Thread: I served in Vietnam (4 months)
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11-01-2004, 11:20 PM #1
I served in Vietnam (4 months)
JOB APPLICATION
>
> NAME: John Kerry
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> RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including one in Washington
> DC, worth multi-millions. I served in Vietnam (four
> months).
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> EXPERIENCE: Law Enforcement. In my career as a U.S.
> Senator, I've voted to cut every law enforcement,
> CIA, and Defense bill. I ordered the city of Boston
> to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion,
> thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of
> fire. I served in Vietnam (four months).
>
> MILITARY: I served in Vietnam (four months). I used
> three minor injuries to get an early discharge from
> the military and service in Vietnam (as documented
> by the attending doctor). I served in Vietnam (four
> months). I then returned to the U.S., joined Jane
> Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning
> Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and
> were baby killers. I served in Vietnam (four
> months). I threw my medals, ribbons, or something
> away in protest. Or did I? My book " Vietnam
> Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier", shows
> how I truly feel about the military. I served in
> Vietnam (four months).
>
> COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University with a low
> C average. Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have
> no higher education and did not get admitted to
> Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A.
>
> PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: After College and Vietnam, I
> ran for the U.S. Congress and have been there ever
> since. I have no real world experience except
> marrying very rich women and running their companies
> vicariously through them. I served in Vietnam (four
> months).
>
>
> ACCOMPLISHMENTS: As a U.S. Senator I set the record
> for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even
> Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently
> failed to support our military and CIA by voting
> against their budgets, thus gutting our country's
> ability to defend itself. Although I vo! ted for the
> Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit
> that I voted for it. I voted for every liberal piece
> of legislation. I have no plan to help this country
> but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am
> elected. I served in Vietnam (four months).
> My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart,
> George Bush, that he will never catch up. I make
> little or no charitable contributions and have never
> agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in
> Massachusetts, despite family wealth in excess of $
> 700 million. I served in Vietnam (four months).
>
> I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside
> of the U.S. in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe.
> We can make more profit from the cheaper cost of
> labor in those Countries, although I blame George
> Bush for sending all of the other jobs out of
> Country. I served in Vietnam (four months).
>
> Although I claim to be in favor of alternative
> energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills
> o! ff Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might
> spoil our view of the o cean as we cruise on our
> yachts. I served in Vietnam (four months).
>
> RECORDS AND REFERENCES: None. However, I served in
> Vietnam (four months).
>
> PERSONAL: I practice my Catholic faith whenever
> cameras are present. I ride a Serotta Bike. I love
> to ski/snowboard. I call my Gulfstream V Jet the
> "Flying Squirrel". I call my $850,000 42-foot
> Hinckley twin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche".
>
> I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it
> reflects our real culture.
>
> I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at
> my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against
> large, polluting, inefficient vehicles and blame
> George! Bush for our energy problems. I served in
> Vietnam (four months).
>
>
> PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
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11-01-2004, 11:24 PM #2Originally Posted by Jeremy34
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11-01-2004, 11:43 PM #3
So I'm guessing you ARE voting for Kerry.
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11-01-2004, 11:49 PM #4
with those credentials.....who couldn't vote for him!!
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11-01-2004, 11:55 PM #5Originally Posted by BigGreen
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11-01-2004, 11:58 PM #6
down with both the retards
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11-02-2004, 12:26 AM #7Originally Posted by Decadbal
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11-02-2004, 12:32 PM #8
Bump
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11-02-2004, 12:36 PM #9
MBH for Prez!!
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11-02-2004, 12:37 PM #10
yeah bush graduated from yale yet he can't speak proper english.. it must be all the blow he sniffed while skipping out on vietnam..
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11-02-2004, 12:39 PM #11Originally Posted by Jeremy34
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11-02-2004, 12:43 PM #12
Kerrys the idiot!!!!!lets tell americans bout how i have a "PLAN" ohhh but i cant say what that plan is ummm im kerry im a dumb***!!!!
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11-02-2004, 12:43 PM #13
Kerry dressed up in an Army uniform, set up a camera in the jungle of Vietnam, and filmed himself walking around. If that doesn't tell you how much of a nut he is, then nothing else will.
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11-02-2004, 12:43 PM #14Originally Posted by justin2305
at lease someone has a plan..
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11-02-2004, 12:44 PM #15
1)this belongs in the politics forum, thats why we have a politics forum, to keep **** out of the lounge.
2)in the politics forum are a plethora of threads EXACTLY LIKE THIS
3)Both men are fvcked
4)At least kerry had the balls to go to nam, bush hid like clinton did.
5)no i didnt vote for bush, no i didnt vote for kerry
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11-02-2004, 12:45 PM #16Originally Posted by Jeremy34
here ya go
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11-02-2004, 12:47 PM #17Originally Posted by Elliot
and whats that plan???u cant no cuz kerry dont even no!!!
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11-02-2004, 12:48 PM #18Originally Posted by justin2305
now i understand why you and jermey are voting for bush..
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11-02-2004, 12:49 PM #19
GEORGE BUSH APP
Im a dumb hick that ran 3 companies that a monkey could have ran prosperously straight into the ground. I got into yale cause of my daddy, and maintained a nice cocaine addiction along with my C average. Daddy got me out of vietnam so i had to pay him back by lying to innocent kids and telling them that saddam threatend our country when really this was all a personal vendetta. I cant speak "good" english for the life of me, and my plan for the future......STRATEGERY! oh im a dumb hick with a cocaine addiction did i mention that? Never went to nam dont forget that.
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11-02-2004, 12:53 PM #20Originally Posted by biglouie250
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11-02-2004, 12:54 PM #21Originally Posted by justin2305
wow.. education and tolerance must be ur kryptonite..
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11-02-2004, 12:56 PM #22Anabolic Member
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Hey did Kerry serve in Vietnam...or did he dress up in a uniform jump on the Jungle Ride at Disneyland and have his hippie pot smoking liberal friends snap a few pictures...claiming he was in fact in Vietnam....
If Kerry is voted in I am seriously thinking of joing our Canadian AR boys and move up there.....
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11-02-2004, 12:57 PM #23Originally Posted by Elliot
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11-02-2004, 12:58 PM #24Originally Posted by Butch
yeah hes one crazy hippie.. and thoes medals.. oh dont get me started..
and please do move it'll only increase our gene pool.. yeeehaaa..
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11-02-2004, 01:04 PM #25Originally Posted by Elliot
YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA Gonna have ourselves an old fashioned election day Coon Hunt!!! First one to strap a coon to there pickup wins!!!!! Dont forget you must be wearing your stars and bars flag and singing dixie while you do it or youll be disqualified. DUMB HICKS!!!!!
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11-02-2004, 01:06 PM #26Originally Posted by biglouie250
Smile when you say that Yankee....
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11-02-2004, 01:24 PM #27Anabolic Member
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Originally Posted by Elliot
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11-02-2004, 01:29 PM #28Originally Posted by biglouie250
tipical ignerance!!!!DUMB YANKS
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11-02-2004, 01:38 PM #29Originally Posted by justin2305
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11-02-2004, 05:24 PM #30Originally Posted by Butch
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11-02-2004, 05:33 PM #31Anabolic Member
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Yea it does....just before he was about to take off...however, Dubya does not go around parading he was in Vietnam like that faggot kerry does...he only served 4 months and he knows what it was like to be in combat....give me a break!
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11-02-2004, 05:38 PM #32
post this in the politics forum it is very good
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11-02-2004, 06:42 PM #33Originally Posted by Elliot
How will someone moving away from the country increase the Gene Pool within the United States ? If people leave the U.S wouldn't it subtract from the gene pool ?
Both Candidates have flaws , but that is the case in every single election . I think its funny that Dems are so quick to point out that Bush did not serve duty in Vietnam - yet they had no problem with Clinton having dodged the draft . Atleast bush served in the National Guard , thats not much but its something.
As for kerry being a " war hero " , I call B.S on that. He was a party to rape , torture , and murder - if he was a " hero " he would have stoped his " fellow soliders " that were commiting this war crimes but instead he choose to sit back and let it all happen.
Bob Dole on the other hand is a war hero so is McCain yet their " war hero " status has got them very little in the world of Politics.
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11-02-2004, 06:43 PM #34
This Thread should probably be moved into the political/religion part of the Forums.
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11-02-2004, 07:04 PM #35Junior Member
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Originally Posted by Butch
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11-02-2004, 07:05 PM #36Originally Posted by Butch
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11-02-2004, 07:32 PM #37Associate Member
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Smart move attacking Afghanistan and Irak.
ANd the CIA god,did they know anything-Iīve always thought anything I see at the movies about the CIA and secret missions would be at least sometimes happen.
They didnīt do ****,and Bush even less,and now he is attacking Irak,which hasnīt had weapons,or shown any aggressions,for oil,and doesnīt really care about soem crazy extremists which have been around since decades,with always the same things on their minds.
But now itīs at least two complete countrys wanting to fock up Amerika.
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11-02-2004, 10:09 PM #38Originally Posted by biglouie250
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11-02-2004, 10:34 PM #39
hahaha this is some funny stuff!!!!!!!
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