Thread: Smokin a Fatty
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03-21-2005, 02:08 PM #1
Smokin a Fatty
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks
past.
The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded
friend."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going to
get a drink from the river.
At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and
falls in.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him
to the side.
He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree,
smoking a joint with his new monkey friend.
He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that,
when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out.
He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting,
finishing a joint.
He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"
The Monkey looks down and says "FUUUUUCK, DUDE.........How much water
did you drink?"The answer to your every question
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03-21-2005, 02:12 PM #2
hehehe good one
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03-21-2005, 02:13 PM #3Originally Posted by spywizard
it took me a minute to get that one..lol
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03-21-2005, 02:16 PM #4
lol funny...
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03-21-2005, 02:20 PM #5
This is a good one too..
just a different type of fatty..The answer to your every question
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03-21-2005, 02:24 PM #6
LOL good joke
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03-21-2005, 02:27 PM #7
Both pretty good...JC
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03-21-2005, 02:29 PM #8
good one bro
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03-21-2005, 02:36 PM #9
funny stuff
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03-21-2005, 03:13 PM #11
pretty funny bro!!
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03-21-2005, 03:52 PM #12
LMAO....that's some funny sh*t
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03-21-2005, 04:18 PM #13Member
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lol...i like it
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03-21-2005, 04:23 PM #14Originally Posted by spywizard
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03-21-2005, 04:28 PM #15
man, my pothead roommate loved that one!!
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03-21-2005, 04:31 PM #16
i dont get it. Give me a minute !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????
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03-21-2005, 04:42 PM #17
LOL i luv stoner jokes
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03-21-2005, 04:45 PM #18
Classic...thx for the giggles
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