Thread: Im very bored
09-13-2005, 09:12 PM #1
Im very bored
someone entertain me please...
any interesting stories or jokes?
09-13-2005, 09:13 PM #2AR Hall of Fame
Originally Posted by ttuprincess
- Join Date
- Dec 2002
09-13-2005, 09:17 PM #3
09-13-2005, 09:24 PM #4
hey princess sorry your bored........ wish I could entertain you but I'm not in the mood
09-13-2005, 09:24 PM #5
What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
Nothing. They've never met.
ha, i never usually tell blonde jokes, but that's funny
09-13-2005, 09:29 PM #6
BLAH BLAH BLHA im bored
09-13-2005, 09:36 PM #7
here's a funny
09-13-2005, 09:40 PM #8
09-13-2005, 09:40 PM #9
lol thats funny
09-13-2005, 09:54 PM #10Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
09-13-2005, 09:54 PM #11
Im bored too....now i know not to take ephedra after 7pm.
09-13-2005, 09:55 PM #12
Q: what does a little black kid get for christmas?
A: your bike!
09-13-2005, 10:10 PM #13
i think that might be not appropriate i know its a joke
but some ppl might find that offensive..
09-13-2005, 10:16 PM #14Originally Posted by collar
09-13-2005, 11:39 PM #15Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
09-13-2005, 11:53 PM #16
Here you go, Girlfriend... a bit of bio on moi.
I will pen another chapter or two after things settle down here. I heard on the radio that Ray Nagin, our Mayor, will be letting residents of Uptown, the French Quarter (MEEEEE! YAY!) and Algiers go home Monday, if the EPA reports that the air is safe to breathe and the water safe to at least be around. I am displaced right now and quite distracted.
Juiced Shemale Rescue Hooker
09-13-2005, 11:56 PM #17Originally Posted by Anna Bollick
09-13-2005, 11:57 PM #18
hey ttuprincess im board too... msn..?
09-14-2005, 12:20 AM #19Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
09-14-2005, 12:21 AM #20
wait ttu princes..i just noticed u have 3500+ posts and have only been a member since may 2005..did i miss ur post whoring?
09-14-2005, 06:57 AM #21Originally Posted by chest6
09-14-2005, 07:04 AM #22
DO NOT READ ID EASILY OFFENDED MY SICK JOKES.
What's 6+46+12 ?................Michael Jackson in a threesome !!
How can you tell if Michael Jackson is throwing a party?....check for the prams in the driveway!!!
What did the parent say to Michael Jacson at the beach? Hey get out my son!!!!
(theres loads more sh1t like that at : http://www.dirtyjokesinc.com/index.html
09-14-2005, 07:12 AM #23
Hiya Sweetpea......why so bored??
09-14-2005, 07:20 AM #24Originally Posted by Sierra_Breeze
Bored cause my hunny is out of town till friday
09-14-2005, 07:31 AM #25
Even Militia Guy should like this one
Ahkmed The Arab
Ahkmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle East, and he
was only?here a few months when he became very ill.
He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said, "Take dees bocket, go
into?de odder room, _poop in de bocket_, _pee on de poop_, and den _put
your?head down over de bocket _and _breathe in de fumes _for ten minutes."
Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the
bucket,?peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What
was?wrong with me?"
The doctor said, "You were homesick."
09-14-2005, 07:36 AM #26Originally Posted by ttuprincess
BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZ ZZZZZZZZ ZZZzzzzz
BBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
09-14-2005, 07:40 AM #27
lol at dally
09-14-2005, 07:44 AM #28Originally Posted by ttuprincess
Awww, it's nice to be missed....and I too have missed seeing you...I've been ...well....lol it's a long story....I'll tell you about it sometime...lets just say I have some free time on my hands now....and I'm doing fine otherwise!! You know me I'm like a cat I always land on my feet
And aww sorry to hear your hunny is out of town....but friday is only two more days away....then it'll all be fine....
I must say sweet pea I never dreamed you'd ever get bored lol I figured you'd just talk to yourself....and answer back if the need arises!!!
Love ya lots babe take care....and cheer up
09-14-2005, 07:45 AM #29I must say sweet pea I never dreamed you'd ever get bored lol I figured you'd just talk to yourself....and answer back if the need arises!!!
09-14-2005, 07:49 AM #30
Lol, you can't fool me darlin' I know how well you like to talk.... Crank up the music and dance around....you'll feel better.
09-14-2005, 07:49 AM #31
I thought this was hilarious I dont think it should offend any one if it does let me know and I'll delete it
This is why you smile for pictures
09-14-2005, 07:50 AM #32Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
09-14-2005, 07:52 AM #33
this made me smile
09-14-2005, 07:53 AM #34Originally Posted by ttuprincess
That's not nice at all........but funny, and besides it looks more like a bed spread...
09-14-2005, 07:54 AM #35Originally Posted by ttuprincess
09-14-2005, 09:03 AM #36Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
Anna Bollick, JSRH
09-14-2005, 09:07 AM #37Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
tooo funny..The answer to your every question
A bigot is a person obstinately or intolerantly devoted
to his or her own opinions and prejudices, especially
one exhibiting intolerance, and animosity toward those of differing beliefs.
If you get scammed by an UGL listed on this board or by another member here, it's all part of the game and learning experience for you,
we do not approve nor support any sources that may be listed on this site.
I will not do source checks for you, the peer review from other members should be enough to help you make a decision on your quest. Buyer beware.
Why the Police will Kick your ass
09-14-2005, 09:23 AM #38Originally Posted by Anna Bollick
Anna that is not me in the wedding pic and no thanks!!!! you are one sick puppy and I mean that in the nicest way "LOCO HOTO"
09-14-2005, 09:42 AM #39Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
09-14-2005, 09:51 AM #40
Users Browsing this Thread
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)