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    Im very bored

    someone entertain me please...

    any interesting stories or jokes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuprincess
    someone entertain me please...
    Oh the jokes that crossed MY MIND!!!!!



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    dirty boy!

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    hey princess sorry your bored........ wish I could entertain you but I'm not in the mood

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    What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?









    Nothing. They've never met.

    ha, i never usually tell blonde jokes, but that's funny

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    BLAH BLAH BLHA im bored

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    here's a funny
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    Rofl

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    lol thats funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    here's a funny
    lmaoo thats good shit

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    Im bored too....now i know not to take ephedra after 7pm.

    im wired.....
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    Q: what does a little black kid get for christmas?















    A: your bike!

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    oooooooo
    i think that might be not appropriate i know its a joke
    but some ppl might find that offensive..

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    Quote Originally Posted by collar
    oooooooo
    i think that might be not appropriate i know its a joke
    but some ppl might find that offensive..
    my bad. nark thought it was funny wheni posted it b4.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    here's a funny
    haha shit tahts funny hommie..LMAO

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    Here you go, Girlfriend... a bit of bio on moi.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anna Bollick
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    hey ttuprincess im board too... msn..?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    here's a funny
    thats underrated..60% of the time it works..everytime

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    wait ttu princes..i just noticed u have 3500+ posts and have only been a member since may 2005..did i miss ur post whoring?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    wait ttu princes..i just noticed u have 3500+ posts and have only been a member since may 2005..did i miss ur post whoring?
    old account posts plus new account posts

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    DO NOT READ ID EASILY OFFENDED MY SICK JOKES.


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    Hiya Sweetpea......why so bored??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sierra_Breeze
    Hiya Sweetpea......why so bored??
    HI HUNNY! i have missed you so much!!!!! how have you been??? please update me on you!

    Bored cause my hunny is out of town till friday

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    Even Militia Guy should like this one




    Ahkmed The Arab

    Ahkmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle East, and he
    was only?here a few months when he became very ill.

    He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.

    Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said, "Take dees bocket, go
    into?de odder room, _poop in de bocket_, _pee on de poop_, and den _put
    your?head down over de bocket _and _breathe in de fumes _for ten minutes."

    Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the
    bucket,?peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.

    Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What
    was?wrong with me?"

    The doctor said, "You were homesick."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuprincess
    HI HUNNY! i have missed you so much!!!!! how have you been??? please update me on you!

    Bored cause my hunny is out of town till friday


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    lol at dally

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuprincess
    HI HUNNY! i have missed you so much!!!!! how have you been??? please update me on you!

    Bored cause my hunny is out of town till friday

    Awww, it's nice to be missed....and I too have missed seeing you...I've been ...well....lol it's a long story....I'll tell you about it sometime...lets just say I have some free time on my hands now....and I'm doing fine otherwise!! You know me I'm like a cat I always land on my feet

    And aww sorry to hear your hunny is out of town....but friday is only two more days away....then it'll all be fine....

    I must say sweet pea I never dreamed you'd ever get bored lol I figured you'd just talk to yourself....and answer back if the need arises!!!

    Love ya lots babe take care....and cheer up

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    I must say sweet pea I never dreamed you'd ever get bored lol I figured you'd just talk to yourself....and answer back if the need arises!!!
    H A HA HA!

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    Lol, you can't fool me darlin' I know how well you like to talk.... Crank up the music and dance around....you'll feel better.

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    I thought this was hilarious I dont think it should offend any one if it does let me know and I'll delete it

    This is why you smile for pictures
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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    I thought this was hilarious I dont think it should offend any one if it does let me know and I'll delete it

    This is why you smile for pictures
    damn tell her to give back the good christmas table cloth!!!!!

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    this made me smile

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuprincess
    damn tell her to give back the good christmas table cloth!!!!!

    That's not nice at all........but funny, and besides it looks more like a bed spread...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuprincess
    damn tell her to give back the good christmas table cloth!!!!!

    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    This is why you smile for pictures
    Well, Cruise, I think she is charming. So do you have any nude pictures of your bride? And does she enjoy being spanked? I'll be nice to you if you will let me be nice to her!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    Even Militia Guy should like this one




    Ahkmed The Arab

    Ahkmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle East, and he
    was only?here a few months when he became very ill.

    He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.

    Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said, "Take dees bocket, go
    into?de odder room, _poop in de bocket_, _pee on de poop_, and den _put
    your?head down over de bocket _and _breathe in de fumes _for ten minutes."

    Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the
    bucket,?peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.

    Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What
    was?wrong with me?"

    The doctor said, "You were homesick."
    have to quote this so it doesn't change..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anna Bollick
    Well, Cruise, I think she is charming. So do you have any nude pictures of your bride? And does she enjoy being spanked? I'll be nice to you if you will let me be nice to her!

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    Anna that is not me in the wedding pic and no thanks!!!! you are one sick puppy and I mean that in the nicest way "LOCO HOTO"

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    I thought this was hilarious I dont think it should offend any one if it does let me know and I'll delete it

    This is why you smile for pictures
    lmao!!

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