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09-15-2005, 06:59 AM #1
Female members...does this work fo you?
I've been trying to think up a new chat up line. Just wondering what you female members think...
So say I see you in a bar or something and I look you up and down and then say..."Wow, you're like my ideal woman".
There what do you think? How far will that get me?
Anyone got a chat up line that's guranteed to succeed?
S
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09-15-2005, 07:33 AM #2
LMAO
that wouldnt get you too far...
but i can see this thread esculating into
pick up lines
and theres going to be some funny ones lol
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09-15-2005, 07:33 AM #3AR Hall of Fame
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That's a horrid line!!! Sooooooooooooooooo cliche and very plain.
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09-15-2005, 07:40 AM #4
Keep thinking
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09-15-2005, 07:40 AM #5
lines don't work on me
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09-15-2005, 07:41 AM #6
dont remember who posted it but my favorite is..."hey honey, no need to turn this rape into a murder!"
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09-15-2005, 07:44 AM #7
I thought i might get that kind of reaction. Can anyone give me some good ones then or some pointers on thinking up a good one?
Cheers
S
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09-15-2005, 07:47 AM #8
here what has always worked for me...walk up to her, look her in the eyes, hold that contact and say these magic words.."Hi my name is______" and then start talking to her with an interest in her, family, work, etc...dont try to impress her with all your accomplishments and stuff...have more time for that later...just my .02
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09-15-2005, 07:48 AM #9Originally Posted by 1819
See I don't get it. Surely my one is more flatering than this and yet even I have to admit this would probably get more of a reaction. I just don't get women!
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09-15-2005, 07:49 AM #10
lines r planned.. women don't fall for that crap..
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09-15-2005, 07:50 AM #11Originally Posted by Mizfit
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09-15-2005, 07:52 AM #12
nope
Originally Posted by Schwarz
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09-15-2005, 07:52 AM #13Originally Posted by Schwarz
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09-15-2005, 07:55 AM #14Originally Posted by Mizfit
So what really works then. Is what ppl are saying about just going up to someone and saying "hi my name is blah, blah" really the way to go?
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09-15-2005, 07:55 AM #15AR Hall of Fame
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Wanna f*ck like bunnies??
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09-15-2005, 07:56 AM #16AR Hall of Fame
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The word of the day is "LEGS".
Now, let's go back to my place and spread the word.
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09-15-2005, 07:59 AM #17
Depends what kinds of girl..
i'm going to be honest.. when a guys approaches me in a club or a bar.. for the most part.. i assum he wants one thing..
I've only given out my number a few times..
If you see a girl your interested in.. watch her for a bit.. try to take notice of something you mite think she is interested in.. for me it's pretty easy.. fitness..
Guy's tend to come up and talk to me about that.. it's an easy way to start a conversation...usually it get's them no where..
i know a lot of the guys here will just say .. tell me to shuddaup.. but... attention to detail is key.. it's what we notice
Originally Posted by Schwarz
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09-15-2005, 07:59 AM #18
yo ho lets go!
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09-15-2005, 08:00 AM #19
Lets get it on - in a Mills Lane tone of voice
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09-15-2005, 08:01 AM #20AR Hall of Fame
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My thing always was if a woman is so defensive and makes it so "hard" for a guy to approach her acting like her shit don't stink, I'd move on to another woman. She ain't the only one who will get approached. If you're too frigid, you get passed up.
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09-15-2005, 08:03 AM #21
how bout, "hi...ur...ahh...eee...i know swolecat!
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09-15-2005, 08:05 AM #22Originally Posted by SwoleCat
ROFLMFAO..
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09-15-2005, 08:07 AM #23
This is going to be a great topic.
Here's one I do.
First, meeting chics in clubs/bars can be tricky and even more so if they are with their chic buddies. If you see one you like try the walk by eye contact test. If that goes well just keep walking and make sure you give her a "TINY" smile. Next time around tap your drink on her drink (if she has one) and just give another smile but keep walking. If there's any attraction there next time around she will be looking for you and the rest is up to you...
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09-15-2005, 08:08 AM #24Originally Posted by Schwarz
Man says:
So say I see you in a bar or something and I look you up and down and then say..."Wow, you're like my ideal woman".
Lady responds:
Well, now that we know you can hold a thought, go change the bulb and think again!
Or: Here's an idea you go away and I'll stand here and pretend you didn't just look me over like I was a chromed out 426 hemi motor!
Or: If my only two choices are either to stand here all night in these heels or to go home and lay down with you I'll still be standing here when you come back next weekend.
You get the jest...right? I'm not picking on ya hun, only telling you what kind of trouble you'll get into with a line!
Woman aren't objects!! We aren't stupid! So don't act like we're only good at looking good and drawing attention. We already know we can do that, and most of us learned that as soon as our chest started growing, thanks to perverted teachers and adolescent boys!
So just be yourself and be honest.....or go pm spywizard and at least get a better line. We aren't deer, so we aren't appreciative of being told we have a nice rack, not right off the bat anyway.
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09-15-2005, 08:08 AM #25
How about
If you're the Matrix, then I must be The One.
Can you believe that sh!t won the Maxim pick-up line contest? The guy won a f'ing convertible!
By the way, the first line on here. . . .NO GAME.
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09-15-2005, 08:15 AM #26Originally Posted by Sierra_Breeze
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09-15-2005, 08:16 AM #27
Women like it when ur honest, so just go n ask em for what u want -
eg.
Wana get a room?
Wana bone?
Can i suck ur toes?
Can i put my beef in ur taco?
Wud u like some wood for ur beaver?
Get on my dick!!!
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09-15-2005, 08:18 AM #28Originally Posted by Schwarz
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09-15-2005, 08:18 AM #29Originally Posted by JamesC
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09-15-2005, 08:20 AM #30Originally Posted by Sierra_Breeze
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09-15-2005, 08:21 AM #31
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Your daddy must be a baker, coz u got some damn nice buns!
I lost my teddy bear, will u sleep with me 2nyte?
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"I know you like to cum as much as I do, so cut the crap bitch!!"
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09-15-2005, 08:22 AM #33Originally Posted by JamesC
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09-15-2005, 08:23 AM #34Originally Posted by Schwarz
Nope 'fraid not hun..... but see humor is good... Because if you can make her smile she's far less likely to take a swing at you....
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Originally Posted by Sierra_Breeze
Smiles from ear to ear!!!!!
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09-15-2005, 08:26 AM #36Originally Posted by 1819
"Bitch , dont scream and turn this rape into a murder"
works like a charm , all the time...everytime
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09-15-2005, 08:26 AM #37Originally Posted by SwoleCat
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09-15-2005, 08:28 AM #38Originally Posted by Schwarz
I have used such classics as suck my balls and suck my dong tho!
Ull be surprised how good an ice breaker outrageous lines are tho, as long as its not a girl thats up herself, if u use a funni one, itll usually get a giggle and a response such as - do u use that on all the ladies, then u can reply with - nah onli the ugly, slutty looking ones!
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09-15-2005, 08:28 AM #39Originally Posted by SwoleCat
LMAO you may want to rephrase that.....I'm not touching it....but it's almost to easy to pass up.
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09-15-2005, 08:30 AM #40Originally Posted by SwoleCat
Or say check this shit, then dangle ur balls out!
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