Female members...does this work fo you?

[Schwarz]

Do you have a grudge against him SC? Or are you just trying to get him hurt? LOL

Ahh now she's all protective of me......I'm slowly reeling her in guys

I knew this post would work.....(evil laugh to myself)

[SwoleCat]

I'm not touching it

But Dollface, when I whip it out that's what you are SUPPOSED to do!





~SC~

[SwoleCat]

Do you have a grudge against him SC? Or are you just trying to get him hurt? LOL

Like you don't like orgasms!!!



~SC~

[CRUISECONTROL]

funniest line I ever heard was on Night at the Roxbury

guy says "Berhhhhh berhhhhhh berhhhhhhhh" (supposed to be a siren) girl says "what are you doing" guy replies " that the sound of an ambulance coming to save me .........cause the sight of you stopped my heart"

It was fukin hilarious

[Puffader]

That's because she's squinting at your little pecker.

You set yourself up for that one bro!

Word, that's when I just whip it out!

Smiles from ear to ear!!!!!



~SC~

[collar]

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Your daddy must be a baker, coz u got some damn nice buns!
I lost my teddy bear, will u sleep with me 2nyte?

ROFL.

[collar]

just walk up and start grabbing her

[Sierra_Breeze]

That's because she's squinting at your little pecker.

You set yourself up for that one bro!

Lmao see someones paying attention.

[Sierra_Breeze]

But Dollface, when I whip it out that's what you are SUPPOSED to do!





~SC~

Welp, see I've never been accused of being one who does what she's supposed to do, just because someone else thinks I, should. But hey when in doubt whip it out huh....You have the right attitude wrong girl...lol because you may walk out with a smile or you may walk out with a limp

[SwoleCat]

That's because she's squinting at your little pecker.

You set yourself up for that one bro!

Uhhhh, that doesn't even make sense.



Try again.

~SC~

[SwoleCat]

Welp, see I've never been accused of being one who does what she's supposed to do, just because someone else thinks I, should. But hey when in doubt whip it out huh....You have the right attitude wrong girl...lol because you may walk out with a smile or you may walk out with a limp

Just so you don't take me nor what I say seriously, these are all intended to be funny jokes.

Women usually approach me, I don't do jack shiznit. That's real...........

~SC~

[Sierra_Breeze]

Just so you don't take me nor what I say seriously, these are all intended to be funny jokes.

Women usually approach me, I don't do jack shiznit. That's real...........

~SC~

vice-versa.....likewise sweetie, I'm just trying to prove a point... which is if you guys use to many of these lines you're going to be doing this

[Puffader]

Sierra Breeze, help me out here. SwoleKitty has a hard time understanding half my posts.

Uhhhh, that doesn't even make sense.



Try again.

~SC~

[longhorn814]

i watched my roommate in college use this line on girls numerous times:

"you owe it to your pussy to fu(k me"!!

He got slapped a whole bunch of times. The scary part, one girl actually slept with him!!

[Sierra_Breeze]

Sierra Breeze, help me out here. SwoleKitty has a hard time understanding half my posts.

Lol, nah he's just smart enough to play dumb..... And I already said I wasn't touching that one.....

[CRUISECONTROL]

This is getting funny

[Puffader]

Ok that's cool

Hey Swolecat, here kitty kitty kitty...

I love tormenting this kitty..

Lol, nah he's just smart enough to play dumb..... And I already said I wasn't touching that one.....

[Schwarz]

i watched my roommate in college use this line on girls numerous times:

"you owe it to your pussy to fu(k me"!!

He got slapped a whole bunch of times. The scary part, one girl actually slept with him!!

LMAO....now give me the name and number of the girl who fell for it. My original line might just work with this one....

[Puffader]

Really bro, if you want half a chance here's the list.

Workout and get in shape.
Get a tan
Get your teeth cleaned
Get a "in style" haircut (Like Swolecats)
Get some nice clothes that match
Get nice shoes
Get a nice Cologne

That's to start.

Attraction just happens. No pickup line will create it.

LMAO....now give me the name and number of the girl who fell for it. My original line might just work with this one....

[safe steroid uk]

So say 4 girls sitting down near the bar your not that far away they can see you and your freinds right give them a couple of nice smiles ect let them see you then like me im 19 and bold as hell i leave all my freinds and walk over and sit right down and go hey whats up girls im gary house you's tonight !!! wait for that reply next thing you know you have 4 lovely ladys that all have ther eyes on you and there very impresed with your style ,,,so you chill out mabie even get your freinds over ..near the end of the nite stay that bit sober get her number thats if she hasnt given it 2 you (prob has) next day call here ask here out ... yeh you get me gaz

[needmorestrength]

here what has always worked for me...walk up to her, look her in the eyes, hold that contact and say these magic words.."Hi my name is______" and then start talking to her with an interest in her, family, work, etc...dont try to impress her with all your accomplishments and stuff...have more time for that later...just my .02

BINGO

[MASTER]

Im telling u 4get about all this complicated stuff, just dangle ur balls in front of her, n shell be game!

[PaRiS2005]

Lines are horseshit. It just makes us think you're phony and insecure. Just say hello and introduce yourself.

[longhorn814]

LMAO....now give me the name and number of the girl who fell for it. My original line might just work with this one....

seriously, you do NOT want this girls number at all. She wasnt fat, but she looked like she was hit by a truck but my roommate didnt care, he'd sleep with anything that walked

[safe steroid uk]

ho is the one with the sexy brown eyed bitch thats 23 now shes 4 year older than me and she is the most honest and lovely lass i know your just anoyed because you have no tombot hum

[Mizfit]

All i can say.. is good luck to all of you

[safe steroid uk]

boy...........................................

[Puffader]

Yeehaw, that's about as straight forward as a tin can rattling on a wood table. How about me and you hit the rodeo tomorrow night?

Lines are horseshit. It just makes us think you're phony and insecure. Just say hello and introduce yourself.

[Mizfit]

Oya im single :P

i know why now...

[PaRiS2005]

Holla atch yo boyeeee

[PaRiS2005]

Yeehaw, that's about as straight forward as a tin can rattling on a wood table. How about me and you hit the rodeo tomorrow night?

Como say what?

[Puffader]

Right Back at you.

All i can say.. is good luck to all of you

[Mizfit]

:P

i'm a girl guys approach me

Right Back at you.

[Puffader]

You don't say? that was a tough one to figure out.HA!

Oya im single :P

i know why now...

[RA]

i watched my roommate in college use this line on girls numerous times:

"you owe it to your pussy to fu(k me"!!

He got slapped a whole bunch of times. The scary part, one girl actually slept with him!!

lol. What an idiot.

[Mizfit]

smart ass:P

You don't say? that was a tough one to figure out.HA!

[spywizard]

I've been trying to think up a new chat up line. Just wondering what you female members think...

So say I see you in a bar or something and I look you up and down and then say..."Wow, you're like my ideal woman".

There what do you think? How far will that get me?

Anyone got a chat up line that's guranteed to succeed?

S

how about "How would you like to go back to my place for the most incredible sex of your entire life"

now... if she slaps you.. at least you don't waste alot of time with her, you can move on to the next one..

[RA]

how about "How would you like to go back to my place for the most incredible sex of your entire life"

now... if she slaps you.. at least you don't waste alot of time with her, you can move on to the next one..

I see your point BUT what kind of girl do you think you will get with that line?

[Sierra_Breeze]

how about "How would you like to go back to my place for the most incredible sex of your entire life"

now... if she slaps you.. at least you don't waste alot of time with her, you can move on to the next one..

You can do better than that!!!! I'm dissapointed

[Puffader]

You love it..!

smart ass:P