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    Sexual Experiences that freaked you out

    WITHOUT GETTING TOO GRAPHIC - - - DALLY!!!

    Since we are on the topic....what was the most freaky expericence you ever had...good or bad.

    Lots of good ones but the one bad one that stands out is..

    I dated this guy for a while. Retired Marine. BIG guy. Samoan/filipino mix. About 3 months into the relationship, we were in the shower together and he wanted to PISS ON ME! NO Fvckin WAY. We got past that....but then about 2 months later......at the "big moment" he screams out ... "oh here I cum you fukin little bitch". Ok so that nite, I let it slide. The orgasms were pretty intense for us both.

    Next night he does it again. I push him off me and ask him if he realized what he had said...both nights....he said ya. SO. We are both adults here.

    Hmmmmm WRONG ANSWER. You can say a lot of things to me in bed but that was a bit much for me. The next morning I packed his stuff up for him and he never returned!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    "OH FRANK" "Frank, who the fuk is frank?" "uhh baby, frank hot dogs" lol j/k

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    well I was eating a girl out(just a **** buddy) and 2 hours later I found out another guy had screwed her 45 minutes before I got to her. With a condom thank god otherwise I would be puking still

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    I talked to this girl on the internet a couple of years ago, who wanted me to choke her until she passed out.....

    I talked to another girl who wanted me to piss on her.....

    Needless to say I never met either one of them...

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    she also wanted me to bite her clit. that I thought was a bit wierd but not that freaky realy.

    most fun was nailing a 42 year old milf and then sneak out without letting her 19 year old daughter see me(Im only 20 so she didnt want her to se me).

    nothing freaky to share just post whoring to get to 5k

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    I'll just leave mine out since they're nowhere near any of these...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    WITHOUT GETTING TOO GRAPHIC - - - DALLY!!!
    Nuts to that! ok...here's my stuff.

    A couple of ex's ago, my gf (at the time) asked if I wanted to do anal. Sure, why not...most guys never even get the opportunity. So while we were doing it, it looked pretty painful (she was riding on top)...I felt pretty bad and wasn't enjoying it much, so I told her we could stop. She gets off and then says, "hey, lay there, don't move...and close your eyes." I could detect slight panic in her voice, so of course I opened my eyes when she rushed to the bathroom. Thats right, she had POO'ED on me!! Hahahaha. In all honesty, I felt more embarrassed for her than anything, so I tried to be really nice about it. She was embarrassed though!

    One time me and an ex were fighting (which was extremely rare) and it just broke out into extremely rough (scary even) sex. She had a look on her face like she honestly wanted to kill me and we were choking each other pretty badly (at least, I was getting choked pretty badly).

    One time in college, an ex wanted me to put a whippit up her butt. She squeezed it out then smelled it.

    Facials are always kinky to me, even though every single gf I've had lets me do them. Its probably cuz they know I mean absolutely no disrespect by it and its just kinda a novelty (get to pretend you're a porn star!!).

    I swear, I have more good ones, but I can't remember them now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    I talked to this girl on the internet a couple of years ago, who wanted me to choke her until she passed out.....

    I talked to another girl who wanted me to piss on her.....

    Needless to say I never met either one of them...
    Give me their screen names.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clockworks
    Nuts to that! ok...here's my stuff.

    A couple of ex's ago, my gf (at the time) asked if I wanted to do anal. Sure, why not...most guys never even get the opportunity. So while we were doing it, it looked pretty painful (she was riding on top)...I felt pretty bad and wasn't enjoying it much, so I told her we could stop. She gets off and then says, "hey, lay there, don't move...and close your eyes." I could detect slight panic in her voice, so of course I opened my eyes when she rushed to the bathroom. Thats right, she had POO'ED on me!! Hahahaha. In all honesty, I felt more embarrassed for her than anything, so I tried to be really nice about it. She was embarrassed though!

    One time me and an ex were fighting (which was extremely rare) and it just broke out into extremely rough (scary even) sex. She had a look on her face like she honestly wanted to kill me and we were choking each other pretty badly (at least, I was getting choked pretty badly).

    One time in college, an ex wanted me to put a whippit up her butt. She squeezed it out then smelled it.

    Facials are always kinky to me, even though every single gf I've had lets me do them. Its probably cuz they know I mean absolutely no disrespect by it and its just kinda a novelty (get to pretend you're a porn star!!).

    I swear, I have more good ones, but I can't remember them now.
    LMFAO!!!! That's shitty.... no pun intended!

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    Quote Originally Posted by clockworks
    One time in college, an ex wanted me to put a whippit up her butt. She squeezed it out then smelled it.
    that is the sicest thing I have ever read in my entire life

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    just sleeping with an english or ontarian girls is freaky enough

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    LOL hmmm did I start this thread????
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    well I was eating a girl out(just a **** buddy) and 2 hours later I found out another guy had screwed her 45 minutes before I got to her. With a condom thank god otherwise I would be puking still
    happened to me also, exact situation but it was more like 2 hours. luckily i wasn't told till the next day.

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    i was at a party and was getting er done in the spa with some girl that was sub standard to say the least and her friend stole my damn clothes. when i got done i realize they're gone and i had to run by the party butt naked to my truck to get some clothes that luckily i changed out of after the lake to go to the party. it wouldn't have been that bad because i was drunk but i wasn't going to tell any of my friends for obvious reasons that i was nailing a sub standard. i still haven't lived that one down.

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    My x I banged in the cornhole... she was like well, fine if you want to.. OK lets.

    no lube, so I spit on her assholio, big friken luggie, couple of em. So I ante up, pull out the whopper and slap er a couple times on the ass to lighten the pain she's about to "enjoy" flicked the corn a few times and gave it a rub and flick rub and flick...

    wango goes in for the kill, the meeting of corn to cob......

    well, I inched er in just past the helmet and boy I tell ya, its fukin tight like a little skin turiquit squeezin my whopper like no other...start a wee thrust... thrust 2 and she's breathing really heavy, its in a few inches now.... and I haven't come out for the drawback, cause its not really moving...

    well, after a couple more horks and smacks of the ass, I start fillin her, giving it to her like saturday night wasted sex with some dirtbag in the can.... she's really moaning/yelling and I'm not all the way in, she starts squeezin the blankets and is in full down position and biting the pillow with the pure look of well, lets call it love....

    by now I nuts deep in that corn and banging heavy and she's not likin it at all, but she never told me to stop, so I started thinking WTF, you dont feel that too much biatch? huh?

    so I started in for the death roll, the death slammin hump......

    my wang :BOOOM
    her OMG ... OHHH MY GAED
    whopper :BOOOOMMM
    HOLY FAKKKKK

    WHOPPER : BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM
    OOOH H mmmmyyYY AHHHH oohhh my ahhhHHAh GOOADDD

    whopper : BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMME
    her:
    nothing

    again .. nothing again nothing ... she wasn't saying "shit" I sorta slowed down to and let go of her hair and took my fingers outta her mouth... and she was fukin passed out COLD....

    I was like WTF? out COLD.

    this was no cool, I pulled out my cack and was greeted with the worst smelling rotten peameal bacon and fondue crap stuck to my whopper you could ever imagine... I ran to the can to give it a rinse, choked it to finish and dried up....

    then went back in the room to find the bed made and her alive/in bed with the covers up to her neck... and the room reeked of LYSOL.

    HAHHAHHA


    sorry if that wasn't graphic enough.
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    I gotta admit, pulling the hair a bit, shoving her head in the pillow, callin' her a slut/bitch/little tramp ho.......

    It is a turn on!

    ~SC~

    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    WITHOUT GETTING TOO GRAPHIC - - - DALLY!!!

    Since we are on the topic....what was the most freaky expericence you ever had...good or bad.

    Lots of good ones but the one bad one that stands out is..

    I dated this guy for a while. Retired Marine. BIG guy. Samoan/filipino mix. About 3 months into the relationship, we were in the shower together and he wanted to PISS ON ME! NO Fvckin WAY. We got past that....but then about 2 months later......at the "big moment" he screams out ... "oh here I cum you fukin little bitch". Ok so that nite, I let it slide. The orgasms were pretty intense for us both.

    Next night he does it again. I push him off me and ask him if he realized what he had said...both nights....he said ya. SO. We are both adults here.

    Hmmmmm WRONG ANSWER. You can say a lot of things to me in bed but that was a bit much for me. The next morning I packed his stuff up for him and he never returned!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    My x I banged in the cornhole... she was like well, fine if you want to.. OK lets.

    no lube, so I spit on her assholio, big friken luggie, couple of em. So I ante up, pull out the whopper and slap er a couple times on the ass to lighten the pain she's about to "enjoy" flicked the corn a few times and gave it a rub and flick rub and flick...

    wango goes in for the kill, the meeting of corn to cob......

    well, I inched er in just past the helmet and boy I tell ya, its fukin tight like a little skin turiquit squeezin my whopper like no other...start a wee thrust... thrust 2 and she's breathing really heavy, its in a few inches now.... and I haven't come out for the drawback, cause its not really moving...

    well, after a couple more horks and smacks of the ass, I start fillin her, giving it to her like saturday night wasted sex with some dirtbag in the can.... she's really moaning/yelling and I'm not all the way in, she starts squeezin the blankets and is in full down position and biting the pillow with the pure look of well, lets call it love....

    by now I nuts deep in that corn and banging heavy and she's not likin it at all, but she never told me to stop, so I started thinking WTF, you dont feel that too much biatch? huh?

    so I started in for the death roll, the death slammin hump......

    my wang :BOOOM
    her OMG ... OHHH MY GAED
    whopper :BOOOOMMM
    HOLY FAKKKKK

    WHOPPER : BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM
    OOOH H mmmmyyYY AHHHH oohhh my ahhhHHAh GOOADDD

    whopper : BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMME
    her:
    nothing

    again .. nothing again nothing ... she wasn't saying "shit" I sorta slowed down to and let go of her hair and took my fingers outta her mouth... and she was fukin passed out COLD....

    I was like WTF? out COLD.

    this was no cool, I pulled out my cack and was greeted with the worst smelling rotten peameal bacon and fondue crap stuck to my whopper you could ever imagine... I ran to the can to give it a rinse, choked it to finish and dried up....

    then went back in the room to find the bed made and her alive/in bed with the covers up to her neck... and the room reeked of LYSOL.

    HAHHAHHA


    sorry if that wasn't graphic enough.
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    I have a few more but I gotta go right now....


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    Dally,
    Oh my f-ing god. You seriously have a way with words!! I'm trying my hardest not to laugh for fear my coworkers will want to see what I'm laughing at. You should write for Penthouse Forum or something...

    Keep em coming, guys...now this is entertainment!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    I pulled out my cack and was greeted with the worst smelling rotten peameal bacon and fondue crap stuck to my whopper you could ever imagine....
    BWAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    ~SC~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    My x I banged in the cornhole... she was like well, fine if you want to.. OK lets.

    no lube, so I spit on her assholio, big friken luggie, couple of em. So I ante up, pull out the whopper and slap er a couple times on the ass to lighten the pain she's about to "enjoy" flicked the corn a few times and gave it a rub and flick rub and flick...

    wango goes in for the kill, the meeting of corn to cob......

    well, I inched er in just past the helmet and boy I tell ya, its fukin tight like a little skin turiquit squeezin my whopper like no other...start a wee thrust... thrust 2 and she's breathing really heavy, its in a few inches now.... and I haven't come out for the drawback, cause its not really moving...

    well, after a couple more horks and smacks of the ass, I start fillin her, giving it to her like saturday night wasted sex with some dirtbag in the can.... she's really moaning/yelling and I'm not all the way in, she starts squeezin the blankets and is in full down position and biting the pillow with the pure look of well, lets call it love....

    by now I nuts deep in that corn and banging heavy and she's not likin it at all, but she never told me to stop, so I started thinking WTF, you dont feel that too much biatch? huh?

    so I started in for the death roll, the death slammin hump......

    my wang :BOOOM
    her OMG ... OHHH MY GAED
    whopper :BOOOOMMM
    HOLY FAKKKKK

    WHOPPER : BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM
    OOOH H mmmmyyYY AHHHH oohhh my ahhhHHAh GOOADDD

    whopper : BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMME
    her:
    nothing

    again .. nothing again nothing ... she wasn't saying "shit" I sorta slowed down to and let go of her hair and took my fingers outta her mouth... and she was fukin passed out COLD....

    I was like WTF? out COLD.

    this was no cool, I pulled out my cack and was greeted with the worst smelling rotten peameal bacon and fondue crap stuck to my whopper you could ever imagine... I ran to the can to give it a rinse, choked it to finish and dried up....

    then went back in the room to find the bed made and her alive/in bed with the covers up to her neck... and the room reeked of LYSOL.

    HAHHAHHA


    sorry if that wasn't graphic enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    My x I banged in the cornhole... she was like well, fine if you want to.. OK lets.

    no lube, so I spit on her assholio, big friken luggie, couple of em. So I ante up, pull out the whopper and slap er a couple times on the ass to lighten the pain she's about to "enjoy" flicked the corn a few times and gave it a rub and flick rub and flick...

    wango goes in for the kill, the meeting of corn to cob......

    well, I inched er in just past the helmet and boy I tell ya, its fukin tight like a little skin turiquit squeezin my whopper like no other...start a wee thrust... thrust 2 and she's breathing really heavy, its in a few inches now.... and I haven't come out for the drawback, cause its not really moving...

    well, after a couple more horks and smacks of the ass, I start fillin her, giving it to her like saturday night wasted sex with some dirtbag in the can.... she's really moaning/yelling and I'm not all the way in, she starts squeezin the blankets and is in full down position and biting the pillow with the pure look of well, lets call it love....

    by now I nuts deep in that corn and banging heavy and she's not likin it at all, but she never told me to stop, so I started thinking WTF, you dont feel that too much biatch? huh?

    so I started in for the death roll, the death slammin hump......

    my wang :BOOOM
    her OMG ... OHHH MY GAED
    whopper :BOOOOMMM
    HOLY FAKKKKK

    WHOPPER : BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM
    OOOH H mmmmyyYY AHHHH oohhh my ahhhHHAh GOOADDD

    whopper : BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMME
    her:
    nothing

    again .. nothing again nothing ... she wasn't saying "shit" I sorta slowed down to and let go of her hair and took my fingers outta her mouth... and she was fukin passed out COLD....

    I was like WTF? out COLD.

    this was no cool, I pulled out my cack and was greeted with the worst smelling rotten peameal bacon and fondue crap stuck to my whopper you could ever imagine... I ran to the can to give it a rinse, choked it to finish and dried up....

    then went back in the room to find the bed made and her alive/in bed with the covers up to her neck... and the room reeked of LYSOL.

    HAHHAHHA


    sorry if that wasn't graphic enough.
    and
    you have a very sick twisted sense of humor! it made me laugh though.

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    the only think i have even closely to being weird, is when i was having sex and she had me pull out so she could suck my kock. my kock was in her for 20 min. pu$$y juice all over it and she started sucking on it. that happen twice that night. it was fine with me, but kinda strange.

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    this doesnt really compare to yalls but here it goes. Me and this chick were doin some foreplay b4 i hit it, so i was fingerin her a lil bit and everything and she grabs my hand out of her pussy and says put your finger in my mouth, and im like WTF? lol she then sucks on my fingers for like five minutes while groaning and she says, "i like the taste" She was kinda freaky, then i crushed that ass so hard she was squeelin like a baby Hehehehe

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    Dally........you gotta be writer bro!

    That was some funny stuff.....

    MJ

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    lmao dally that was great dawg.!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JUSTSTARTINGNY
    OK I wasnt going to get to bad but Dally set the limit (mine isnt as bad as his) so here it goes. Im about 23 and I start hanging out with this banging 18 year old. So after banging her, she says can you do it again , Im like sure , she says the other hole though, Im thinking jackpot! So she gets me going again and I bend her over and were on our merry way. After a few minutes she says ,maybe we sould use a condom, I look down and theres three light yellow clinkers at the base of my dick. I nearly puked. So what do I do , I whip it out real fast to wash it off and to my surprise their big bother was waiting, flop, right on the bed a nice inch and a half piece of shit, nasty!!Yo, you dont tell some one you want to have anal sex when you gotta take a crap, go in the bathroom and push for awhile bitch. So I washed up and drove her home, never called her back. Heard she moved a couple weeks later to Alaska, now Im pretty rude, but shitting on my bed is where I draw the line!!!
    What's with everyone getting shit on their dick after anal? That's some gross shit!!!
    Last edited by Polska; 06-29-2005 at 04:29 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    My x I banged in the cornhole... she was like well, fine if you want to.. OK lets.

    no lube, so I spit on her assholio, big friken luggie, couple of em. So I ante up, pull out the whopper and slap er a couple times on the ass to lighten the pain she's about to "enjoy" flicked the corn a few times and gave it a rub and flick rub and flick...

    wango goes in for the kill, the meeting of corn to cob......

    well, I inched er in just past the helmet and boy I tell ya, its fukin tight like a little skin turiquit squeezin my whopper like no other...start a wee thrust... thrust 2 and she's breathing really heavy, its in a few inches now.... and I haven't come out for the drawback, cause its not really moving...

    well, after a couple more horks and smacks of the ass, I start fillin her, giving it to her like saturday night wasted sex with some dirtbag in the can.... she's really moaning/yelling and I'm not all the way in, she starts squeezin the blankets and is in full down position and biting the pillow with the pure look of well, lets call it love....

    by now I nuts deep in that corn and banging heavy and she's not likin it at all, but she never told me to stop, so I started thinking WTF, you dont feel that too much biatch? huh?

    so I started in for the death roll, the death slammin hump......

    my wang :BOOOM
    her OMG ... OHHH MY GAED
    whopper :BOOOOMMM
    HOLY FAKKKKK

    WHOPPER : BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM
    OOOH H mmmmyyYY AHHHH oohhh my ahhhHHAh GOOADDD

    whopper : BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMME
    her:
    nothing

    again .. nothing again nothing ... she wasn't saying "shit" I sorta slowed down to and let go of her hair and took my fingers outta her mouth... and she was fukin passed out COLD....

    I was like WTF? out COLD.

    this was no cool, I pulled out my cack and was greeted with the worst smelling rotten peameal bacon and fondue crap stuck to my whopper you could ever imagine... I ran to the can to give it a rinse, choked it to finish and dried up....

    then went back in the room to find the bed made and her alive/in bed with the covers up to her neck... and the room reeked of LYSOL.

    HAHHAHHA


    sorry if that wasn't graphic enough.
    and

    Best story ever!! You, just like the others have said, have a way with words.



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    I remember this school teacher i was dating, we were doing a 69ª she was on top, all of a sudden she came all over my face, while i was breathing in, i mean it was like she poured a 5 quart bowl on my face. I threw her off of me i was friggin choking and that shit was coming out of my nose, i was like WTF, she was like i could not help it, it felt so good. I was like well all you had to do was tell me you were opening up the flood gates.!!!
    Then the same chick again we were doing some foreplay before sex again and she was down there blowing me and all of a sudden i feel something go up my arse, i was like wtf is with you, she said guys love it, they just don't admit it. I told her well i heard chicks love to have cucumbers up their ass, but the don't admit it, let me go see if one is in the fridge. Then she says well i have been dying for you to fu_k me in the ass, i figured if i did that you would get the hint. I was like, just say you wanna fu_k me in the ass.!! Gezzus H Chrispie.

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    Lmaooooooo@ dally's post

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrimoPup
    I remember this school teacher i was dating, we were doing a 69ª she was on top, all of a sudden she came all over my face, while i was breathing in, i mean it was like she poured a 5 quart bowl on my face. I threw her off of me i was friggin choking and that shit was coming out of my nose, i was like WTF, she was like i could not help it, it felt so good. I was like well all you had to do was tell me you were opening up the flood gates.!!!
    Then the same chick again we were doing some foreplay before sex again and she was down there blowing me and all of a sudden i feel something go up my arse, i was like wtf is with you, she said guys love it, they just don't admit it. I told her well i heard chicks love to have cucumbers up their ass, but the don't admit it, let me go see if one is in the fridge. Then she says well i have been dying for you to fu_k me in the ass, i figured if i did that you would get the hint. I was like, just say you wanna fu_k me in the ass.!! Gezzus H Chrispie.
    I had the same thing happen, I thought she was going to cum some honey , she lets it rip and was like a quart of water. I was like "you fucn pissed on me" she startyed crying, I felt bad but that shit was nasty!

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    Guys...when you bang a girl in the ass at the spur of the momment its not like pornos. Porno girls are given enemas and laxatives and are COMPLETELY empty and clean.......that is the only way to do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by colossus1
    Guys...when you bang a girl in the ass at the spur of the momment its not like pornos. Porno girls are given enemas and laxatives and are COMPLETELY empty and clean.......that is the only way to do it.
    LOL, found out the hard way!!

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    gotta be careful pulling out on anal thats when you get shit on.. The vacuum it creates makes it happen. Be glad the pink sock never came out..LOL Take it from the man who goes for the girls ass 1st. The other hole is for making babies and is barely any use for me..

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    Quote Originally Posted by JUSTSTARTINGNY
    I had the same thing happen, I thought she was going to cum some honey , she lets it rip and was like a quart of water. I was like "you fucn pissed on me" she startyed crying, I felt bad but that shit was nasty!

    i love squirters.. My ex fiance used to soak the bed. never found another girl who could do it either..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    what was the most freaky expericence you ever had...good or bad.
    Well, my sex life is pretty much plain vanilla, and I like it that way.
    But the freakiest moment I can remember is when my sweetie & I were basking in the afterglow and he mentioned that he had worked on an election campaing for Phil Gramm (a Republican US Senator). It was like he had just dumped a bucket of ice on me . . . I jumped out of bed in horror and disgust, and I would have ended things right then and there if he hadn't been such a good lay.
    -Tock

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tock
    Well, my sex life is pretty much plain vanilla, and I like it that way.
    But the freakiest moment I can remember is when my sweetie & I were basking in the afterglow and he mentioned that he had worked on an election campaing for Phil Gramm (a Republican US Senator). It was like he had just dumped a bucket of ice on me . . . I jumped out of bed in horror and disgust, and I would have ended things right then and there if he hadn't been such a good lay.
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    LOL Tock.....what a horrible experience. Did you require counseling after that?
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deezuhl
    gotta be careful pulling out on anal thats when you get shit on.. The vacuum it creates makes it happen. Be glad the pink sock never came out..LOL Take it from the man who goes for the girls ass 1st. The other hole is for making babies and is barely any use for me..
    Never cease to amaze me, lmao!!!

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    ok so I was at this guys house right, and we're on his couch watching a movie and I start givin him head and so while i'm giving him head he starts parting my hair!!!! I was like, "What are u GAY???". Can u believe that fag, I just finished him off and left.

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