Thread: Miss Smarty Pants!!!!!! LOL
10-25-2005, 10:24 AM #1
Miss Smarty Pants!!!!!! LOL
6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body
part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Molly stood up, angry, and said, "You should
not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my
parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and you'll get fired!" ?
She then sat back down.
Mrs. Parks ignored her, and asked the question again, "Which body part
increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Little Molly's mouth fell open, and she said to those around her, "Boy, is
she gonna get in big trouble!"
The teach! er conti nued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"
Finally, Jimmy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part
that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Jimmy." Then turned to Molly and continued
"As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
First, you have a dirty mind.
Second, you didn't read your homework.
And third, one day you are going to be VERY, VERY disappointed
10-25-2005, 10:27 AM #2
10-25-2005, 03:20 PM #3
10-25-2005, 03:25 PM #4
I bet Little Molly was realy dissapointed when she found out she was REAL WRONG! lol
10-25-2005, 03:29 PM #5Originally Posted by ttuprincess
10-25-2005, 05:23 PM #6
welp thats just cause little molly hasnt met me yet
10-25-2005, 09:14 PM #7Originally Posted by HULKBOY
10-25-2005, 09:15 PM #8Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
10-25-2005, 09:15 PM #9
i was thinkin the lung..
10-25-2005, 09:30 PM #10
10-25-2005, 10:03 PM #11
i was thinking my bicep after my 3rd cycle
10-25-2005, 10:15 PM #12
if she thinks its small, just stuff it up her ass, she will change her mind
10-25-2005, 11:35 PM #13
Why are there no women carpenters?
Because they go their whole lives being told that THIS (holds thumb and forefinger apart as if measuring) is eight inches.
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